We Test Ourselves On Famous Songs And Forgettable Artists

Hook And Weekly Lineup

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These songs dominated the charts, filled our radios, and became part of our lives. But do we actually remember who sang them? Let's talk about it.

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I fucking love that. I'm the worst person to have a podcast.

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I can barely what is up, everybody.

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Welcome back to the show. As Taylor said, we have a ton of stuff to go over this week. Chris back in the house with us today. We're all very, very excited for that one. Um but today's topics. We're going to discuss the songs that you know but you don't know the artist who sings it. Um we have our song of the week presented by Chris. Olivia Rodrigo dropped a music video, and somebody announced a phones-free arena tour coming up, but first as always life updates. Chris. How's it going?

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I'm getting older.

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Every day hurts. Older and wiser. Older, wiser, hotter.

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I don't I don't know if that's how it works. I don't think that's how it works. I mean, hotter,

Life Updates And Body Aches

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like physically. Like physically, like your your internals are busting much. Like menopause. Yes.

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Maybe.

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Yes. I think it's just the Buckies.

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I was gonna say it might just be a little spicy than the Buckeys.

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It is kind of crazy that you're in a Buckies onesie right now, knowing that we both live in the same state, and it is currently like 99 degrees.

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Yeah, and once again, my AC can't keep up with I currently am sitting in a room without AC.

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So oh, so you're unwell.

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I'm I'm not crazy.

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That's you just oh, that's so funny.

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He's just not wearing any pants and it's got a fan blowing directly under the nether region.

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I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.

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Unwell. Um I'm in Florida and I'm in a sweatshirt because I actually was cold.

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Taylor's crazy. Yeah. Oh, she's she's on drugs for sure.

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As we speak. Speaking of being on drugs, Chris, uh, what's new in your life though? Tell me all about it.

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Speaking of drugs, I'm not on drugs.

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Speaking of drugs, Chris, Chris is not on drugs. Um, Chris might be on some ibuprofen because he's having some knee pain.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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And then I used so when was it? Over the weekend? Middle of the week? I can't remember. Um, oh god, my lower back was kill me. So I had this like tens unit, like electro shock thing, and I put it on my back. First two days were great. Now my upper butt is hurting.

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So I'm like, No, it's just moving the pain around. It's just shocking the pain to different spots.

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Chris, do you want me to send you stretches to do?

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No, no, I think it's oh yeah. Man, I had that thing on way too long, but uh I was getting ready earlier and I was like, I was like, I stood on one foot and was like, fuck my ass. And my wife's like, excuse me.

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I was like, oh yeah, not like that. He was like, it's June, it's okay.

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It's June. Happy June, everybody.

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Um Happy Pride Month. Taylor, I I normally I would have you go second, but I have to tell this story to Chris because I don't want it to be shadowed by the amazing story that you're gonna tell here in a minute.

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Um we spent how much time today together, and you couldn't tell me a story?

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No, no, this happened after you left. So oh so Chris works where I work, and uh he was in my office and we were

Warehouse Heat And Roach Panic

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hanging out, and I was working while he was there. He was also working, he was he was covering his stuff, but I'm on the computer, I'm typing in my shit. But then like other people kept coming in and out, and things got distracted, and then I started having conversations and and I didn't do as much work as I had planned on, right? So, anyways, um Chris leaves the the office, and I'm like, okay, I'm I I have to get specific things done because I'm anticipating important people coming on Monday. So one of those tasks was getting as much put on the shelves as I possibly can, but on top of not having AC in this room, my shop also does not have air conditioning, and it is a giant brick oven. So it has to like it's 99 outside, it's got to be every bit of like 115 inside the room. So, um also, Chris, after you left, I did close that office door because it was getting bad. It was getting bad. So, anyways, I have to put all this stuff away as much as I possibly can get to. But it's very, very hot. And I'm out there and I'm putting some boxes on a shelf, and I empty out the box, or I'm putting product on the shelf, empty out the box, and I go to throw the box in the back, and as I'm walking, who do I see crawl out of the floor drain but a cockroach? Yes, so I being the baby that I am, freak out and throw the box, right? And I and I step away, but this cockroach decides to scurry. So I'm like, I'm gonna go to the office and get the raid that I have, right? So I go to the office, I grab the raid can, I come back out, and what do I see but four more of these motherfuckers crawl out of the drain and scurry around my warehouse? You sprayed the drain with raid, right? Hold on, I'm getting there. So now I've got five of these things in my house. My brooches is crazy. It is crazy, it is crazy, dirty, and they are big adult motherfuckers. So that means there's babies. I'm terrified, right? I'm terrified. The nightmare that Chris warned me about the entire time I have worked there came true. I'm terrified. Um, but it's at at this point, it's like 5 30. And I'm like, I can't leave until I know these are dead. At least these. You know what I mean? And and I'm like, fuck the boxes. I'm getting any ounce of trash out of this building right now. So I'm gathering up trash, I'm getting the you know, the bags tied up, put out in the dumpster, I'm getting all the boxes, I'm putting them in the dumpster. Um, and I'm getting any any cleaning that I can get done in my office, done. I am scrubbing counters, I'm scrubbing the floors, I'm vacuuming, right? So that they're not in my office, and I'm keeping that door closed. And then I put like a little thing at the bottom of the door to hopefully keep them from getting in. Okay. Then I go scouring for these things. Mind you, now it's like six, and I'm like, I have to go home. So I'm I'm looking for them. I found three out of the five. I get them killed, and then I find one of them trying to get out the bay door from the smell of the raid. So it it scurried out the door. Um, and then I found the last one underneath of a pallet, and I sprayed the hell out of it, and then I used the rest of that can and just sprayed the drain. Um so at that point I finally gathered up my stuff and left. But I didn't leave work until like 6 40. And then I raced here and got ready. Like I dude, I feel them. Like I legitimately feel them on me. I think there's one on your neck. Like, I dude, it messed with me. I I was yeah, having a fit.

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Try having one touch your feet.

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No, thank you. No, thank you.

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Try having one crawl on your body.

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I would cope on myself. You should watch where you take feet picks.

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Yeah, you really should. Not by that drain anymore.

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But but as interesting as that story is, it's nowhere near as interesting as the story that Taylor has. But can can I pause real quick, guys, and go get a drink of water? Because I need to pause. We'll just talk.

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You we'll just yeah, well, yep, yeah.

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You scurry, scurry away. You scurry, scurry like a roach. I'm gonna scurry away for a minute.

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Scurry like a roach.

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Um Taylor, I can I can now picture Harley goose stepping throughout the warehouse. Are you hiding cockroaches under the floor?

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He's about to uh World War III, the roaches.

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Yeah. Oh, and they're big. They're big.

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I know. We we have a a water roach problem, they're huge. Oh, see water roaches.

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So from from what I've looked up, because living in Virginia, I've if you live near a swamp and you water you you get them, you get them, yeah. Um that has nothing to do with cleanliness, so that's good.

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Yeah, yeah. They they do search for food though. So Dylan and I had an issue where I

Water Roaches And Deep Cleaning

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didn't know that because in Ohio, like, that's not a thing from my understanding. Like, if you got roaches in Ohio, you're just dirty. Um, but being here, I was telling Harley, this happened a while ago now. Um, we had a water roach in our bed and it crawled on my feet. Yeah. And and and it had happened one or a couple of times, but it was the same roach. You know what I mean? Like it was the same guy, we just couldn't get him. Um, but I had water bottles on my side of the bed and they still had some water in it. And Dylan was like, well, we have to get rid of those. Like that's what it can sense that. That's what it's trying to get. And then I went through and like fully deep cleaned our room to make sure we got all any like wrappers that might have been missed, any water bottles, like nothing stays in our room anymore. Um, but we have a pool right outside. We have like an uh an in-ground pool, and like obviously we're in Florida, like right down the streets of canal. So it just tis the season. We're we're going through it. We we got the same issue.

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Speaking of the season, have you killed any killed any manatees this year yet? No.

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Chris, I need you to know that I cried a lot right before this episode.

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Because you hit the manatee. No.

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But now I'm gonna think about that, and now I'm gonna cry about it later. Manatees are my favorite animal. They're majestic, they're beautiful. They are they're so cutie patootie. A manatee?

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Just like pugs are cute.

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That's crazy. That's crazy. That's a crazy comparison. Um, I I think what's everyone's top three favorite animal? If you had to pick three of them, but you can't pick like dog or cat. What about specific okay? I'll take a specific breed.

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Yeah, so okay, uh, favorite animal, pit bull.

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Okay, that's good. That's good. Like, like Mr. Worldwide, or

Favorite Animals And Florida Wildlife

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like no, like roo-roo-roo-roo-roo. Got it, got it, got it.

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Prairie dogs? That's so great.

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That's also a pit bull. You just say dog.

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I don't know. I don't have a third animal.

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American pit bull. Um bullshit.

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American Staffordshire Terrier.

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Okay.

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These are all just dogs.

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Doggy doggy doggy. Mine, mine is humatees, giraffes, and honestly, probably twattles.

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Um animals to hunt before. That's my bucket list.

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Are you trying to make me have a breakdown? That's crazy.

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I need to joke.

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Um, do you want to buddy? What's yours?

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Um, an otter, for sure.

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Otters are your favorite. Yeah.

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Um Adam's real into elephants right now, so I'm kind of into elephants.

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Interesting.

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And honestly, crocodiles or alligators, either one.

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I dude, I want to see an alligator so bad. I saw a lizard the other day and it was freaking huge. It was ginormous.

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Oh, Taylor, next time you guys are down, hit south of the border. Uh whether it's crocodiles or and or alligators. Awesome. Lizard.

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Yeah. I want to see um I want to see an alligator out in the wild. And then I also I want to see an iguana so bad. I want to see an iguana.

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How do you live in Florida and you've never seen an iguana? That's what I'm saying.

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I haven't I haven't seen an iguana yet. I want to see an iguana. I want to see an iguana, and I want to see an alligator.

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Yeah, I don't think you want to see an alligator in the wild.

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No, you stay away from it. They're fine, they're a swamp puppy.

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Swamp puppies, dude. Swamp puppies.

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They're not gonna come after me if I'm not come after it. I can look at them from afar. Speaking of wild animals in Florida, Chris, do you want to hear my story that happened yesterday?

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Let me guess. Python in the toilet. Dude, this story's so worth the wait.

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So I'm walking. I I've been taking daily walks. They're my enrichment walks in the evening. So I'm walking, I'm having a good time. I look over, I see something in someone's yard. Something decently sized, eating roadkill. I said, surely that's not what I think it is. So I keep walking. I turn, I look again. I said, Well, surely it

Coyote Encounter On A Walk

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is, ain't it? Coyote chilling.

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Oh.

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Just in the town. Um, yeah, until it's you. Anyways, so oh go ahead, go ahead. No, no, no, finish your store, finish your store. But no, no, no, I got I got a lot of lead up. It's gonna be a minute.

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So I used to work over the road for a certain semi-local paving company, and um, so I was out of town all week. Well, my my sister was renting the house through the woods. So she would just come over and hang out with my wife, kids, her kids, and stuff like that. And um I get a phone call one day that, hey, there's hey, there's there's puppies in in the patch of woods. We we cleared it out and got married there, right? But this was before that. But we loved the patch of woods pretty, it was pretty thick at the time before we cleared it. And um she sent me a picture and I'm like, those are not puppies, those are Kayonkies. So so I I tried talking them into like because they already went out there and were like kind of close to them. I was like, I was like, but you gotta be careful because mama's not too far. I was like, babe, go get my pistol. I said, put the puppies in a cage, then go back inside. She's like, I'm not going back out there. I'm not going back to her and my kids are like, I'm like, come on, you guys have already been around them.

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Just go for it. Yeah, no, I I was I was walking, so I called Dylan and I said, Hey, because he had already made a joke. He had to come pick me up the other night um because I got really nauseous on my walk. I went right after dinner and I was unwell. So he came and picked me up. So I called him and he was joking before. He was like, I'm not gonna come pick you up, don't call me. And I said, dude, I was like, one, keep the dogs inside. Because we we got a little nugget of a dog. I said, There's a there's a coyote like four streets down, and he goes, No, it's not a coyote. I'm like, I'm from Ohio. Yeah, it is. I was like, for sure, that's a coyote. So then, and then he was like, Well, where's it at? So I I kind of had like turned around and I was trying to see if I can like scope it out because of course I kept walking, right? Like I saw it and I was like, I'm gonna keep walking, even though I'm very nervous that there is like a wild animal. It's not even that it was out, like that's not the issue. And it's not even like it's normal, I guess, for them to be out in the daytime during like spring and summer for like hunting and like that's when they have their pups, like all of that is normal. Um, but it was just the fact that it was in such a busy part. Do you know what I mean? Like that was my thing. And I'm like, why are you out here in like the suburbs? Why are you trucking along down the sidewalk when people are like walking their dogs and they're having they're going on family walks and kids are riding their bikes? Why are you just walking around this neighborhood? Anywho, so I'm going back trying to find it. I can't find it. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna keep walking forward.

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Not to mention what was it wearing? Like, what was it doing out in the house today?

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So I'm so I'm walking, I'm I keep walking straight. I tell him because he was like, Well, just walk back to the house. I said, No, I'm not going, I'm not going back. So I'm walking straight. He's you know, getting ready to come get me and everything. Um, coyote, I see it. Hens is walking on the other sidewalk, and I was like, Oh no. So I showed Dylan, he goes, Oh, he said, That's a coyote.

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I said, Dude, no, no shit.

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Coyote, coyote walks walks across the street, same sidewalk as me. I'm walking, coyote's behind me. I said, Oh my god, full panic, fully shaking on the phone. I was like, I said, you are not hurrying quick enough. I was like, I need you to, I was like, you're you're moving too slow for these keys and to get to the car. I was like, I need you to come get me. Literally, my life flashed before my eyes. I was like, I don't even know how to defend myself against a coyote. And like I know they're not typically vicious towards people, I don't have one. I'm just walking around. You should. So I'm so I'm walking, I see it, and I'm keeping the same pace, right? Like, I'm not trying to alarm, I'm just I'm I'm keeping about, I'm keeping an eye on it. But I mean, it's like it's within like seven to eight feet of me.

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Like it's not you not carry a taser or like bear main.

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No, I don't carry anything, I just go and then obviously has to change something, something and like and he's and he's not like getting, he's not picking up speed, right? We're kind of both just walking, we're just trucking along. But I'm I'm telling him, I'm like, you need to get here. I was like, I'm gonna have a freak. Like, I literally was like about to hyperventilate. I was like, you gotta come get me.

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Okay, so oh, if you're not gonna do any of that, at least like like cook you some microwave, some nuggets, put them in your pocket.

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So the next time you be like, you know, well, I I think the issue is I don't have a bag to carry things, and I'm a woman, Chris, so my pants don't have pockets.

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I don't know if you know this fact about when I do know because my wife's always like, hold the keys, and I'm like, oh damn these pockets.

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Um, no, I do pockets want to get something, whether it's like a little taser. The issue is I want a stun gun. I don't want a taser, I don't want it to get close enough where I need to tase it. I want from afar to be able to shoot it with a stun gun.

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Yeah, but with a stun gun, what if you miss the first and second time?

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Yeah, you're right. You're right.

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At least if it's got your arm, you can, you know.

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You can um but no, so so we were chilling, Dylan's coming to get me, and then I see people walking, and I'm like, and they have their dog. And and so the coyote did end up crossing the street again because once Dylan came to get me, the coyote was like in front of me on the other side of the road, and he was like, Oh, it's so cute. And I'm like, Yeah, it's cute when you're looking at it from a car. I was like, he was fully like just trailing behind me, and I don't love that um at all. But I was like, I was telling Harley on the phone earlier, I was like, I felt like I needed to be Paul Revere, like I needed to warn the people logging that the British were coming. I was like, I I am the first to know this information.

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And I just it's just Taylor running by people and going, There's a coyote, there's a coyote, there's coyote, get out of here.

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And like there's a coyote coyote, you gotta look out for the coyote.

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No, it was it was so scary. So then, so Dylan comes to get me. I get in the car, I'm like, and my walk. I was so excited for my walk, and it was only like 15 minutes long. So I was like, Oh, now I don't even get my walk, and that's upsetting because like I was googling it and I think someone was feeding it. I think that's why it was in the area. Um, but I don't know. For those of you listening, um, if you do that, that's when they become violent with people. If you see a coyote, please don't feed it.

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Well, what if they're feeding neighbors? Cats and it just happened to be eating it, you know.

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I mean, maybe, maybe, but it just like it wasn't scared that people were out and about. Do you know what I mean? Like that's what was making me nervous. Because normally, like in Ohio, like they're not gonna come up to you. You know what I mean? Like, they're getting small dogs, they're getting cats, like they're getting those things, but like a person, they're not, they're not unless you're endangering like their puppies, they're not gonna come up to you. So I was like, the fact that he was just trucking along behind me, yeah, and like not worried.

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And that is strange too, that that they would be around there because their only natural their only natural predator is manatees, and they're fairly close to where you're at.

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And they're fairly close to where I am, I know, and the manatees weren't there to protect me anyway. So so I had texted my mom, and I was like, There was a coyote on my walk. She goes, You shouldn't be walking alone. And I said, Well, it wasn't the coyote was with me. She texted me back and she said, Not funny, and I said, but it was. It truly was wild. And I told Dylan, I was like, I actually don't want to be a Disney princess. I'm so sorry. I don't want to do that. I was like, I didn't like my Disney princess moment. I actually wasn't a fan.

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Think of yourself as Mulan.

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Should I carry a sword on me?

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Dragon.

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I don't think I've ever seen Mulan.

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What? Eddie Murphy?

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Come on, Rick.

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You never seen Mulanky?

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I don't think I ever have. At least not all the way through.

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Dude, it's the best.

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Is it? I'll have to watch it.

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I mean, it's a good area. It's fine. It's not the best. It's fine.

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Dude, listen, she's only Disney princess to kill that many people.

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Have we talked about Disney princess movies on this show before? Yes. Probably. We'll talk about that a different day. Because we still have a ton to get through. Yes.

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Sorry. No, sorry. That was it for my story. Sorry, it was so long. It was it genuinely was wild. It's probably one of the wildest things that's things that have happened to me. Like, that's crazy.

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Pretty crazy. So far.

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So far. And I will say, it's I thought about it. I was like, it's wild that my fight or flight was just to like not like I wasn't fighting or flighting. I was just kept on trucking along. And I'm like, I don't know if that's good or bad. Like, granted, if I would have ran, I'm pretty sure it would have chased me. Like, I'm pretty sure.

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Yeah, but you could listen, you could have turned your walk into a run. There you go.

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I know. Motivation. Motivation. Um, anywho.

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God gives his strongest soldiers. Whatever.

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His toughest battles.

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Yeah, there we go.

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Yep. You pull oh, I can't say his name on here.

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It's you and the and the guys with the big C.

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The guys with the big C is crazy. That's actually wild.

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Um, anyhow's it's we have some big music news to cover real quick. Uh, Olivia Rodrigo uh Olivia Rodrigo released. Say that five times fast.

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Uh Olivia Rodrigo released, Olivia Rodrigo released, Olivia Rodrigo released, Olivia Rodrigo released.

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That was four. Uh Olivia Rodrigo released. Olivia Rodrigo released

Olivia Rodrigo Video And Genre Talk

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a video for Stupid Song from her new album You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love. The album is becoming one of the most talked-about releases of the summer and continues to it continues her evolution from pop star to a more alternative rock-leaning artist. How do we feel about calling her an alternative rock artist?

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Honestly, it makes sense.

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Really?

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Can I ask one question?

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Who is Olivia Rodrigo? Yeah.

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Um, listen to our album Sour. And that's why I think her album Sour is more like.

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What about Brat? Isn't Brat like the big one?

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Nope. That's Charlie XVX. And you run a music show.

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Same person.

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No. They are two very different people. Um, no, I I think it makes sense. Uh Rock, uh, like I feel like her sour album definitely kind of on that line.

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To answer it more precisely, your kids are listening to it. You've definitely heard it. The song is called Driver's License. It's the song where the girl talks about having a driver's license.

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Last week.

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Um, yeah, but that's And Driving by your house in the dark or whatever.

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I thought that was like Rebecca Black or something.

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No, no, that was Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

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It already sounds like a better song.

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Yeah. Partying, partying, partying, yeah. Um, no, I feel like her her sour album definitely had alternative feel to it. Like, it's not far off. Um, like it's she's like a like I feel like that album was like a grungy alternative, like still pop, like a you know.

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I have said my piece about Olivia before in regards to what she's doing musically, and I hold firm to those statements.

SPEAKER_04 27:30

That's fair. What what was it again? What wasn't it something along the lines of she's a trollop?

SPEAKER_03 27:36

Uh and a harlot, I believe. I think I called her a beast and a harlot.

SPEAKER_04 27:43

Um full disclosure, I don't even know what trollop really means.

SPEAKER_08 27:48

If she is I think it's a dupe dupa dollopa daisy.

SPEAKER_03 27:52

If she is a true alternative rock artist, and that's the way that she's leaning, and that's gonna be what she gets in into, then she should be strong enough to accept my comments. Um if she was any sort of rock artist, she would come on this show. All of them do.

SPEAKER_08 28:14

Um, I I stand firm to what I say too with her. Like it makes sense, but she's she's not not talented, like some of her songs are bops. I will say I do think she has gotten better.

SPEAKER_03 28:26

Oh, you mean that she's gotten better at ripping people off? It's like 98% of her job.

SPEAKER_08 28:32

Well, she is better than the original. Maybe they should do better.

SPEAKER_03 28:35

She's not. How dare you discredit Paramour in that sense? Faith, what a Olivia Rodrigo.

SPEAKER_08 28:42

Don't listen to her.

SPEAKER_03 28:44

Faith says don't listen to her. She named a daughter.

SPEAKER_08 28:47

Don't do it.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Um, the next big story. Katy Perry is headlining the FIFA World Cup opening ceremony today, alongside Yuture, Anita, Lisa, Rima, and Tyla, which you would recognize all of those names from Mambo number five.

SPEAKER_08 29:09

Oh, crazy.

SPEAKER_03 29:12

First of all, Barry also

FIFA Confusion And Wild Name Stories

SPEAKER_03 29:15

teased that show perform rarely played songs from her catalog, creating a lot of fan speculation. You didn't like my joke?

SPEAKER_08 29:25

No, I did. It was it was very funny. Sorry, I'm so sleepy. It was it was very funny. That was good. That was good. That was good. Chuckle Trupple L O L.

SPEAKER_04 29:33

Hey, can I ask another question? Yes. What is Perry?

unknown 29:37

So what is FIFA?

SPEAKER_03 29:39

Oh, it's so so it's can I can I explain? Oh, okay, okay. Chris, did I ever tell you the story about Adam accidentally buying FIFA 26 on the Xbox? Oh no, yeah, he had the controller and he was hitting buttons, and I didn't think anything of it. And then the next day I was checking my bank account and I was like, did I buy on Xbox for $27?

SPEAKER_04 30:09

Sounds like it sounds like a steal. At least it wasn't, you know, $70.

SPEAKER_03 30:14

Yeah, at least it was on sale. That's what I told Lindsay. I was like, well, at least he got it at its cheapest because it was like 90 bucks.

SPEAKER_08 30:21

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_03 30:23

But now I currently own a game that I will never click on in my life. Give it 26.

SPEAKER_08 30:28

That's what the little boys or with the with the with the guys that run around with the little ball on their little feet, right? And then they kick something into something and then someone slaps it.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

I think it's called Succur.

SPEAKER_05 30:41

Um football.

SPEAKER_03 30:43

Tom Succur.

SPEAKER_05 30:45

Massacre.

SPEAKER_02 30:49

We're on genocide already. Let's go. When I go to Starbucks, I'm absolutely saying that's my name.

SPEAKER_04 31:01

Massacre. That's fine. I'll be genocide.

SPEAKER_08 31:06

When I killed all the little buggies, dude. When I killed all the little buggies yesterday, I was telling Dylan about it. He goes, you know you just you just performed genocide.

SPEAKER_02 31:17

Taylor, Taylor, you worked there. Could you what would the response be if somebody came in and said that their name was masked?

SPEAKER_08 31:27

We had someone whose name was felony, so I think you'd be okay.

SPEAKER_04 31:33

Please, please tell me it was spelled P H.

SPEAKER_08 31:36

Yes, it was spelled.

SPEAKER_04 31:38

Oh shut the fuck up.

SPEAKER_08 31:39

It was spelled P-H-E L-O-N E-I-G-H.

SPEAKER_00 31:48

Nice.

SPEAKER_08 31:49

And I remember this was for the money.

SPEAKER_03 31:52

Is this a mobile? This is something we had to yell out. So that's not something where you go, because you can't put your name on there, right? It's based off your profile.

SPEAKER_08 32:03

Your profile. No, this was that that person's gonna be a good thing. This is her legal name. Yes, yes. So I remember looking at it, and my shift lead was like, how would you say that? Like we're Lord, she's staring at it, and I said, I'm 98% sure that's pronounced felony. And she goes, No, it's not. And she so she's going through other different ways. I'm like, no, girl, that is felony. I'm telling you, that's how you say her name.

SPEAKER_03 32:26

What's her brother's name? Five to ten?

SPEAKER_08 32:30

Six to heaven.

SPEAKER_04 32:32

Um, so this is my daughter's felony and my son domestic abuse. And that's their cousin acquittal.

SPEAKER_08 32:43

And then their aunt not guilty.

SPEAKER_03 32:46

And their uncle hung jury.

SPEAKER_08 32:50

No, so so we I remember us putting the drink out, and she was like, Well, I'm not I'm not gonna say it. She was like, I'm not gonna say anything, I'm just gonna slide it out. And then can't you not? Five minutes later, the girl comes through and she goes, I have a mobile order for felony. I was like, That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 33:09

I can't fathom this right now. Dude, I'm breaking my brain.

SPEAKER_04 33:15

It was and think you picked Adam for an age. You picked Adam. Square.

SPEAKER_08 33:24

Let me, I have to write it out to make sure that I'm pretty sure that's how it was fun. Dude, that place wasn't real. No, it was cra and it I it was during Red Cup Day. Do you know what goes down during Red Cup Day?

SPEAKER_03 33:36

I don't know, but somebody felony shouldn't literally I guarantee she couldn't afford it with a name like felony.

SPEAKER_08 33:45

So this is how it was spelled.

SPEAKER_03 33:49

Yeah, that's felony. Felonae is the only other way I can. But but so was that like the wildest name while you were there? Is that it?

SPEAKER_08 34:01

No, it was definitely the most memorable, but I feel like we had some other wild names from like that's not your name.

SPEAKER_03 34:06

That's dude. Um also nice addition to the to the shelf there, Chris. I I see that Charmeleon in the background.

SPEAKER_04 34:15

Oh, yeah, we got him from Barnes and Noble.

SPEAKER_08 34:17

Oh gosh, I need a Barnes and Noble trip so bad. Can I can I show off my new edition?

SPEAKER_03 34:24

Yeah, in one second, I gotta cover this last story real quick.

SPEAKER_08 34:28

I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_03 34:28

You're good. Uh Phoebe Bridgers revealed that her upcoming lost tour or revealed her upcoming lost tour and announced that every show will be a phone-free show. Concertgoers will be required to put all devices away during the performance. Um, two big questions. Number

Phone Free Concerts And Crowd Etiquette

SPEAKER_03 34:50

one, would you go? Does this enhance your concert going experience as a fan? Second question, do you think that they should enforce it with those bags like they do at comedy shows? So when you go to a comedy show, there's a bag that they come around table to table and take your phone from you.

SPEAKER_04 35:11

No, no, phones are too too expensive. No, I don't have that kind of trust in society.

SPEAKER_08 35:17

Me either. And here's my thing too, and I stand by this, stand by this, and the same thing with like kids having phone in schools. Do I think they should be on them? No. But as a safety precaution, look, it shouldn't be in their hand. It shouldn't be in their hand. Yes. I think it should be tucked away somewhere. And I think that as a concert goer, if you're going to go see someone and they're like, hey, can you guys actually not have your phones out? You should have enough respect for the artists you're seeing to keep your phones away. I think as adults we should be able to do that, and it's crazy that we can't. Um, however, if something were to go down, I'm gonna need my phone on me to call 911. I mean that is a crazy precaution.

SPEAKER_03 35:58

Given the Mandalay Bay incident, like you just never know.

SPEAKER_08 36:03

You never know.

SPEAKER_03 36:05

Uh, I get that. So at the comedy shows, the reason that I don't have a problem with it is number one, comedy shows are usually more tight-knit, smaller, yeah, anyways. But also when they come by table to table, only the table gets that bag. So like they have them labeled with the table number. So only people in your group are putting their phones into that bag. So it is more secure. And and it gets locked.

SPEAKER_04 36:29

Does that bag sit on the table?

SPEAKER_03 36:30

Yeah, they lock it, they lock it and set it on the table.

SPEAKER_04 36:33

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 36:34

So it's not like you take it behind the bar where the guys like no Yeah, no, they put them in, they zip it up, and then it has a padlock and they lock it so that you don't have access to your phone.

SPEAKER_04 36:45

Oh, yeah, no. See, with kids, I mean, what if you have what if you have like elderly parents? This is your night out. Yeah, like no, I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 36:55

I I need my phone to be accessible, and not because I'm addicted or I want to record it, like I just need it to be I did I do get that, but like we also had a time before phones that people did these activities.

SPEAKER_03 37:07

Yeah, but try to find a payphone now. Yeah, but people didn't go and check a payphone in the middle of a concert.

SPEAKER_04 37:15

No, yeah, but but so I'd say one warning and then you're out.

SPEAKER_03 37:21

Well, that's how a lot of comedy scenes are. Yeah, um, concerts, it's just they're so much more massive. Yeah, that like heavy are impossible to enforce.

SPEAKER_04 37:32

No, it's not. Hear me out. Well, I guess yes, it would, but what I'm saying is, is make an announcement saying, Hey, we catch your phones out, you're out of here. Yeah, yeah. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 37:45

Since theory, boom. So I went and saw Tool with Lindsay a couple years ago, and they had the exact same policy. And when Tool started their show, they came out and they said on stage, like, hey, I know you're upset about this role, but this is a concert, this is our concert, and we want to have this moment with you as a crowd. So we're going to give you an opportunity to film the last song that we play of the show.

SPEAKER_04 38:11

Oh, yeah, that's dope. Yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03 38:12

But yeah, from beginning until we say it's okay, we are asking you as a community of people who love music to put your fucking phones away. Yeah. And most people did. There were a couple of people that got uh talking to, yeah, but most people did adhere to that, but also it was an arena tour like this one. And inside of arenas, once the concert starts, it's pitch black, dude. Like going to an arena usually holds between like 15 and 40,000 people. Oh wow, yeah, in a blacked-out arena trying to cover 40,000 people and be like, you got your phone out, you got your phone out. Like the staffing is just crazy. It'd be impossible.

SPEAKER_04 38:57

Then hear me out, right? Because it'll only take one event and then it's problem solved. Train snipers. There you go.

SPEAKER_03 39:05

Yeah, we see a phone light. Or here's here's another here's another good. This is I this is gonna sound kind of crazy, but like snipers, not as crazy as that. That one was a little extreme, but this is kind of like a little outside the box thinking here and kind of controversial, I would say. What if we had the ability to like give venues the ability to kind of knock down cell towers, like like cell reception in that building during a concert? So like you still have your phone, but like the well, you so like knocking it. Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. That's like defeating the entire purpose.

SPEAKER_04 39:51

Plus, that's a huge that's a huge thing, because like cell phone jammers are illegal, like as hell, right?

SPEAKER_03 39:56

Right, right.

SPEAKER_04 39:57

No, I only take is somebody to like get that and use it for yeah, you know, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 40:03

I also think like, like, for example, I wasn't able to go to Sprita Carpenter, right? As badly as I wanted to, couldn't do it. McKenna got to go and she FaceTimed me during my favorite song. So I was also able to experience that. And I I think I don't know, I just I think it's silly. Like a concert, I also think it's silly at a comedy show. I'm well, maybe not, because that's more intimate.

SPEAKER_03 40:28

I think if it's supposed to be laughing there, it's supposed to be silly.

SPEAKER_08 40:32

I think a more intimate setting is different, but it's like at a concert, like you want to record it and look back on that memory. And I think artists should just let people do that if that's what they want to do.

SPEAKER_04 40:46

I disagree.

SPEAKER_08 40:46

If the venue sets rules, don't be a dick, just follow the no, if yeah, if it's okay, you're you're an adult or you're old enough to understand, just follow the rule. You don't have to be silly.

SPEAKER_03 40:59

I also disagree, but I also live in that world of like I don't take very many pictures and videos because I do try to live in those moments, and and I think that you can have both.

SPEAKER_08 41:10

Like, I think it's about a like, don't record the whole thing. That's crazy. Don't sit there with your phone out the whole time. But like, if let's say, you know, something fun is happening, or they're they're putting on, like, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 41:23

Sure, like record to look back on. I get that. I will say, like, I've gone to a ton of concerts, and you would be surprised at the massive number of people who are genuinely recording it start to finish. That's some I've seen I've been to not more, not one, but like three separate concerts on three separate occasions where people were Facebook living the concert. How crazy is that?

SPEAKER_05 41:55

That's wild.

SPEAKER_04 41:57

Okay, so listen, listen, listen. Solution possible. You have dick bag seats where they can use their phones. Yeah, and then you know, well, you bought those seats, you chose to be in that section. So if you couldn't see anything because there's 30 phones in front of you, well, you know, maybe don't use your phone. The non-phone sections, that's it, you're out.

SPEAKER_03 42:19

Like, yeah, no, no, I don't I I like that actually. I really like that.

SPEAKER_08 42:23

That's a good idea. Yeah, because then you get the best of both worlds.

SPEAKER_03 42:25

I also think that like this is her concert or there or this is her tour, which is fine. This is the battle that she wants to fight, but like the bigger battle that we should be fighting is the the behavior that are safety concerns at these venues that for some reason in the rock industry specifically, we just give a pass to that I'm sick of dealing with as a concert goer. Specifically the crowd surfing thing. Yeah, I'm so over that being acceptable when there are signs posted everywhere that says this is not something.

SPEAKER_08 43:04

Yeah, I I agree. I feel like cell phones are low-key the least of our concerns there.

SPEAKER_03 43:09

Yes. Why are we why are we not taking care of that? Why are we not talking taking care of the people who if we're at a a standing room only no, no, not that well, I mean that's its own problem. But like when we're at a standing room only event and I showed up three hours early, and I'm up front, and you and your asshole friends just keep saying excuse me to everybody, starting from the back all the way to the front, acting like you have friends that you're trying to get to up there, and then forcing yourself into my space. Yeah, like why why is that also? And then when you say something to them, they go, Chill out, man, it's a concert. It's like, no, that's not the response.

SPEAKER_08 43:49

I waited three hours early.

SPEAKER_03 43:51

Yeah, like you put in the effort to get here. You're trying to take my place, you're an asshole. So I guess. Like, I agree. There needs to be like some sort of enforcement of just asshole behaviors.

SPEAKER_04 44:05

Like, unfortunately, violence sometimes is the answer.

SPEAKER_08 44:09

It's the answer.

SPEAKER_03 44:10

I know. Listen, I'm the first one to get kicked out for.

SPEAKER_04 44:14

Listen, listen, there's a show. Oh, I forget what it was called. I loved it. I think it's like two or three seasons. This Australian guy, like, he just he just doesn't take any shit. He's a good guy. Give me the shirt off his back. But like, and he explains that in like because the anger management or whatever that he had to take, like court ordered.

SPEAKER_06 44:34

He was court ordered is crazy.

SPEAKER_04 44:36

Yeah, he was like, he was like, you know, that they're being dicks. So I beat the shit out of them. Literally. It's like, yeah. And the guy's like, and and how do you think that fixed the problem? He's like, well, next time they go to be dicks, they're they'll think twice. They'll remember.

SPEAKER_08 44:52

You can only you can only fix it one person at a time.

SPEAKER_03 44:55

I don't disagree with you.

SPEAKER_04 44:56

Isn't it accept the consequences?

SPEAKER_03 44:58

I just wish it's true. If there was anything that we could tackle, it's enforcing the the no crowd surfing thing. Like that is something that should be being enforced. And I hate that we keep giving passes. Like artists will encourage it with shows.

SPEAKER_04 45:16

And I'm like, what are you doing? As a show community, pickpocket those people.

SPEAKER_08 45:22

Or don't put your arms up. I'm a firm believer that you're gonna crowd surf over me. I'm sipping to the side.

SPEAKER_04 45:28

Oh no. You can I've got credit cards, license, the whole nine yards. Like there's gonna be some crazy Amazon orders coming to your house, buddy.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

Have I told you guys the story about the first and only time I crowdsurfed?

SPEAKER_08 45:42

Did someone drop you?

SPEAKER_03 45:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 45:45

And I've already talked to us about it.

SPEAKER_03 45:47

I was at a I was at a festival and Lindsay and I were like, all of our friends were crowdsurfing, and and I had never done it, and I was like, I don't know, I'm kind I'm kind of a heavier guy, anyways. Which is crazy to say back then, because back then I was like 190 pounds, which is wild to compare that to me now.

SPEAKER_04 46:11

I was looking at some of your old pictures on Lindsay's Instagram.

SPEAKER_03 46:14

It's crazy, it's crazy, it's crazy. So, anyways, um, so I'm like, I don't know, but she's like, I'm gonna do it. I've always wanted to do it, I'm gonna do it. So I do so I said, okay, go for it, you know. So she does it and she has a blast and she gets to the front. And I was like, okay, well, I'll do it. So then I go to do it. They lifted me up. I got about halfway. Somebody called me a fat ass and then threw me into a mosh pit. Oh my god. And you know, and you know what? I never attempted to crowdser. So I agree with you. Sometimes, Chris, violence is the answer because that that mosh pit picked me up and then pushed me right in and beat the shit out of me. And then I went back to my then girlfriend, now wife, and she was like, Oh, that was such an experience. It was so off. You have like a bloody nose, or we can't remember. So, literally, I'm I'm holding my eye and I'm like, Yep, I'm glad, I'm real happy for you.

SPEAKER_07 47:15

Crazy dude.

SPEAKER_03 47:17

Drop them, anyways. Um, so so that was our our music news. But Taylor, you have a really fun thing to show off.

SPEAKER_08 47:25

I do. So I bought an album at Tarjay the other day. I was pretty excited about it. It is this Pink Floyd album, and I don't buy, I mean, I have a handful of albums, not nearly nearly as much as Harley, but I don't buy them very often. But I bought this one and it has a Maj Paj. It's it's got eight tracks. I'll read the tracks. It

Pink Floyd Vinyl Show And Tell

SPEAKER_08 47:50

has One of These Days, Watts of the Deal, Money, Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2, Wish You Were Here, Time Comfortably Numb, and Pigs on the Wing.

SPEAKER_04 48:02

Wait. So I don't know Pink Floyd is Money, the one that you're thinking of.

SPEAKER_07 48:13

Dude, it's so good.

SPEAKER_04 48:15

I love Pink Floyd. I love Pink Floyd. The Italian job remake. Didn't they play that on that?

SPEAKER_03 48:22

I'm not sure. I was never really into those movies. Oh.

SPEAKER_08 48:26

So then you open her up, and it's got like pictures of them. It's really cool. I like that it's like old timey, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04 48:36

Like it's nothing crazy.

SPEAKER_08 48:38

Do you guys like that?

SPEAKER_04 48:40

It's old timey from like my parents' day, you know.

SPEAKER_06 48:42

Do you like that?

SPEAKER_04 48:44

Did you hear that, mom?

SPEAKER_06 48:45

Old timey.

SPEAKER_03 48:46

And then what's hilarious is this is just how those pictures looked.

SPEAKER_08 48:51

It's old timey.

SPEAKER_03 48:53

It's like vintage.

SPEAKER_08 48:54

No, that's what I'm saying. It's like it's it's vintage.

SPEAKER_02 48:57

The band stopped doing stuff in 1982.

SPEAKER_08 49:01

Vintage. Are you guys? Are you ready for the album?

SPEAKER_02 49:07

I'm ready. I'm ready. Look at that. I could have guessed that it was pink. I was thinking it.

SPEAKER_08 49:14

That's that's why I got it. I read it. It's like a pink opaque.

SPEAKER_04 49:18

It's so cool. As she drops and breaks it.

SPEAKER_08 49:21

Imagine. I'll go buy another one.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

Look at it. Would you just look at it? I love the centerpiece. I love the centerpiece because it looks like wicked. If you think about it, it literally no, it literally is wicked. Which is hilarious because if you play Dark Side of the Moon alongside Wizard of Oz, Wizard of Oz, they line up.

SPEAKER_08 49:52

Crazy.

SPEAKER_03 49:53

Start them at the same at the same time.

SPEAKER_08 49:54

Anyways, and then it's got little blurbs about each song, which I assume is normal.

SPEAKER_03 49:59

Yeah, no, I I love it. I am getting myself a copy.

SPEAKER_08 50:03

I'm I was really excited. It literally is me as an album, and I am a big fan. I think color honestly, I'm not gonna lie, I kind of wanted to get two so I could frame one.

SPEAKER_04 50:13

That's dope.

SPEAKER_08 50:14

And then hang it up because but not I don't want to frame it in this. I want to take the vinyl out and like frame the vinyl.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

Yeah, frame the vinyl.

SPEAKER_04 50:22

Why wouldn't you put the why wouldn't you put the vinyl in front of the front?

SPEAKER_03 50:25

Or Taylor, I'm thinking about getting these other frames where it's you put the vinyl on one side and the the coverage. Cover on the other on the other, and it's huh?

SPEAKER_04 50:37

You just flip it?

SPEAKER_03 50:38

No, no, no. No, it's one big picture. They're a side by side. Side by side, yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 50:44

Anyways, yeah, no, I I thought it was really cool.

SPEAKER_03 50:47

I love it.

SPEAKER_08 50:48

And should I do that anyways, and just buy other Pink Void albums?

SPEAKER_03 50:53

I'm hoping that at some point in time they do a reissue of The Wall. Oh, that'd be pretty cool. Which uh which was um um what was I gonna say? Um they well, they did this, so there was a pressing of the wall that was pressed on uh a colored vinyl by accident. And I'm I would like to see them do that on purpose and and repress it as the mistake vinyl from the UK. Yeah, that would that would be cool.

SPEAKER_08 51:25

That'd be cool, dude.

SPEAKER_03 51:27

Um but very very cool, Taylor. Very good, good show and tell.

SPEAKER_08 51:32

Thank you for my letting me do my show and tell.

SPEAKER_03 51:35

Chris, you got a song of the week for us?

SPEAKER_08 51:39

He's being an iPad baby.

SPEAKER_03 51:41

What is our song of the week, buddy?

SPEAKER_04 51:44

Song of the week. This is hard for me to choose. Uh I can thank my daughter for this, Faith. Shout out. Is uh Panic at the disco new perspective.

SPEAKER_03 51:54

Shout out, Faith No More.

SPEAKER_06 51:56

Shout out, Faith.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Faith No More.

Song Of The Week And Horror Movies

SPEAKER_03 52:00

Um A New Perspective from Panic at the Disco. Why did we pick that song?

SPEAKER_04 52:09

It came up in conversation. I was like, yeah. I actually like that song. We were talking about Jennifer's body.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

Great movie.

SPEAKER_04 52:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 52:17

Fun watch. I would I take it back. Not great movie. Fun watch. It is. It's like uh yeah. Yeah, you want to watch it. It's it's a it's a it's a horror movie, but not really.

SPEAKER_04 52:28

Yeah. I I found myself laughing like the entire time.

SPEAKER_03 52:31

Yeah, it's kind of like hereditary. Like hereditary is supposed to be a horror movie, but like it's hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 52:37

Shut up. That is a scary movie. Dude, that movie's so funny. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_02 52:47

When the guy is high as fuck driving the little girl and she's dying in the back.

SPEAKER_04 52:52

That is not funny. That is horrible. Out loud. Special needs child got her head ripped off.

SPEAKER_03 52:59

Well, I don't know what it, I don't know what it says about me, but when that happened, I out loud went.

SPEAKER_04 53:05

Dude, I was just like, what the fuck? I don't know if I'm gonna finish this movie.

SPEAKER_02 53:09

Oh, I thought it was so funny. I was like, this is dumb as hell, dude.

SPEAKER_04 53:16

The last maybe 10-15 minutes of that movie, it fucked me up.

SPEAKER_03 53:22

It was it was all right, it was alright. Don't watch the uh the um paranormal activity series.

SPEAKER_08 53:28

No, dude, dude, did I my favorite series? Oh my god.

SPEAKER_04 53:33

So when how old was I? 18, 19, right? I came down from William, I came from Williamsburg to Prince George, right? Took my sisters and their friends to go see Paranormal Activity. Never heard of it, didn't do any research. I was like, oh, that's what you guys want to watch. Cool, let's go do it. So fuck, movie ends at like 10 o'clock.

SPEAKER_03 53:53

Oh, you did you did tell me this story?

SPEAKER_04 53:55

Yeah. So so the movie ends at like 10 o'clock. Dude, that movie is scary as fuck, right? So me and my sisters are I was gonna drive home. Like me and my sister, I said, screw that. I stayed in my parents' house. Me and my sister slept in the living room with the fucking lights on. Like all of it. We're like, nah.

SPEAKER_03 54:15

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_08 54:16

It's like comfort movie series.

SPEAKER_03 54:19

What about the visit? Have you seen that? With the two I haven't seen it, but I think it's another great one, dude. The visit?

SPEAKER_07 54:28

I want to watch it so bad.

SPEAKER_03 54:29

Uh, spoiler alert, you should watch this movie, but spoiler alert, anyways. Uh, it's about this this these two kids, right, that get dropped off at what they think are their grandparents. Uh-huh. And it's these two crazy old people that are like serial killers, and and like one of them has dementia, and um it turns out that they're not their grandparents, but they have they hadn't seen their grandparents since they were like super, super little.

SPEAKER_08 54:58

And and the scene when they call their mom and they're showing her like grandma and grandpa, they're she's like, That's not the movie.

SPEAKER_04 55:05

You got dropping kids off.

SPEAKER_08 55:07

She she didn't, I'm assuming they weren't home or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 55:11

It's an it's another movie where I think it's hilarious, but other people that have watched it are like, this movie's terrifying. But I find it funny.

SPEAKER_04 55:19

They like Shymelon. So, like, he does he oh yeah, really good stuff. It's hitter myths.

SPEAKER_03 55:24

The village, yeah.

SPEAKER_04 55:26

The village was great. I love it. The village was good. I thought the sixth sense was scary at all.

SPEAKER_03 55:29

It was just yeah. Sixth sense was good. I still think that this movie called The Visit is a good movie, like, I think it's a fun movie to watch. It is suspenseful. Um, but like some people get like the last movie that I was like genuinely scared was Evil Dead Rise. That movie scared the fuck out of me, dude. You know what's worse than that?

SPEAKER_02 55:51

So good. Have you did you have you seen the show? The series? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, no.

SPEAKER_08 55:59

I love a spooky movie. I'm trying to think of the last movie that made my skin crawl. Um, I'd say smile, but that movie itself wasn't scary. It's just the stop. Stop. That is what was scary, but the movie itself wasn't scary. I'm trying to think, oh, um, um, the boy, the boy on Netflix.

SPEAKER_03 56:21

Oh, that's a good one.

SPEAKER_08 56:22

That one gave me the heebie jeebies.

SPEAKER_03 56:24

That's the one where like he's considered like a superhero, right? Like they think he's a superhero, but he's actually like a super villain. Oh, wait, no, no, no, no. No, that's not the boy. That's a different yeah, that's it. No, not the not the boys. There's another movie that's like, what if Superman was evil and it's like a little kid. That that's um it it looked like the boy, but the boy's good. That's the one where he's in the bathtub, right? No. No, I can't remember that. No, you're definitely watched it.

SPEAKER_08 56:55

No, you're thinking of um, it's also on Netflix, but the one you were thinking of, I love. I think it's it's supposed to be a horror movie, but like genuinely it's kind of a beautiful movie, and it made me cry at the end. It's a really good movie. I'm pretty sure it's called the Boy.

unknown 57:09

Huh?

SPEAKER_08 57:10

Bram's the Boy, yeah, Bram's the Boy. It's on Netflix versus who I was.

SPEAKER_04 57:14

Yeah, I was gonna say, I just thought there was a second one.

SPEAKER_08 57:17

Terrifying. Oh, also, I mean, I still can't watch. Um, what's what's the movie? The Grudge. Can't watch The Grudge. The Grudge in the Ring. Count me out.

SPEAKER_04 57:27

I want to say I first saw The Grudge, I think it was still on VHS.

SPEAKER_03 57:32

Was it on VHS? Yeah. Uh terrifying. Uh it might have been. I had it on DVD.

SPEAKER_06 57:37

Terrifying to watch that on VHS.

SPEAKER_04 57:39

Can't hide money.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Yo, somebody said that to me. He's he's been on the show, uh, and he's welcome to come back. But he said this to me at an open mic, Dan Nash. Remember when we went that did that open mic for him? And I pulled out my Martin. He was like, Oh, Martin, huh? Can't hide money. And I was like, dude, that's crazy. I've been playing music for 15 years. Like, I earned this, I paid for it with my hard-earned money.

SPEAKER_08 58:04

My my PTA that I wore for, remember when he found out that everything in my life apparently has been a gift? And he like went on a tangent about it the other day. He wanted uh some sort of like Mexican like Qdoba. I don't know if you guys have that, but like a like a Mexican place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he got that, and I was like, Oh, can you if you're gonna do that, can you get me chips and queso? And he was like, Yeah, I'll do that. And then he goes, I have a free coupon, so I guess it'll be a gift for you, like everything else.

SPEAKER_03 58:35

Hey, hey, did you tell him we'll call it even? We'll just call it even, dude.

SPEAKER_08 58:42

It's so funny, anyways. The the boy is great, the boy is it's it's like not it's not spooky, but it's something that could legitimately happen, and I'm like, that's icky, and I don't love that.

SPEAKER_04 58:53

So, not a scary movie. I know this isn't a movie show podcast. Um, but uh, did you guys see the remake of Lord of the Flies?

SPEAKER_03 59:03

Not yet. No, that's on HBO, right? No, it's on Netflix. Is it on?

SPEAKER_08 59:08

I also haven't seen the original.

SPEAKER_03 59:09

It's um it's not a movie, right? It's a it's a series.

SPEAKER_04 59:13

I don't know. I finished it, I think it is a series. Dude, I finished it in like a day. So yeah, yeah, it's like a four-part series. I haven't it is a series.

SPEAKER_03 59:23

Yeah, I haven't I haven't watched it yet. I heard it was good though.

SPEAKER_04 59:26

Yeah, it was good, yes. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:28

Um, so Chris, we started doing this new thing called Lindsay's Music Meme Breakdown, where we do uh a Tosh point oh style breakdown of some of the videos that Lindsay sends in. Uh yes, Taylor.

SPEAKER_08 59:44

I don't think we heard Chris's why on his song of the week.

SPEAKER_03 59:47

Oh. Well, yeah, yeah, he did. Uh because uh

Lindsay’s Music Meme Breakdown

SPEAKER_03 59:50

Faith and the car.

SPEAKER_04 59:52

It's just a good song.

SPEAKER_08 59:53

It's a good song. It's just a good song. Okay, got it, got it, got it. So sorry, we can move on. I just didn't want him to feel left out about something.

SPEAKER_03 59:58

Oh, I forgot all about it. Um so I will uh pull this first one up.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:14

Good tailor.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:15

No, I dropped my cube.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:17

Oh, what is it?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:19

Why does this insist on playing when I'm not asking it to? Oh, that's cool. I have not seen these videos at all.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:25

Harley's neighbor Chris made it for me. I like it. Well, I don't think he made it for me. I think he made it for Harley, and I took it.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:32

True, true story.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:33

And I quite literally use it almost every day. At least every Friday. It keeps me on keeps me on track.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:40

Are we ready? Yes. So the the uh caption says, Me, should we do a song for some movie called Pokemon? My 12-year-old son. Yes, Dad, definitely yes. So let's let's watch this. I have not seen this.

SPEAKER_08 1:00:56

Oh share, share the share the share the share the love, buddy. There it is. Share the audio. Gosh, I have a big I have a big forehead.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:09

Is it not playing?

SPEAKER_08 1:01:11

No, not the audio.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:14

You can't hear that?

SPEAKER_08 1:01:16

No.

unknown 1:01:17

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08 1:01:19

Do you guys like my sunburn?

SPEAKER_04 1:01:22

You still get that? How long have you lived in Florida?

SPEAKER_08 1:01:25

Dude, I know. It's you know what's crazy, Chris? I've never actually burned before. Like, I thought about this the other day, and I was like, being in Ohio, I was just always here. I never burned, and I have now burned three times being in Florida.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:38

All right, here we go.

SPEAKER_08 1:01:39

Isn't that crazy?

SPEAKER_00 1:01:42

Come on now, brother. Tell me what are we fighting for? Isn't like so much more.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:54

Chris, do you remember this song? Now I'm so excited.

SPEAKER_04 1:01:57

Is it from the movie?

SPEAKER_03 1:01:59

The first movie where all the Pokemon are fighting at the end.

SPEAKER_05 1:02:01

No, I was not amazing.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:03

The good and the evil ones. Well, good whatever you want to call it.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:07

Good and the brainwashed. Oh man, I didn't we're gonna get these guys on the show. I forgot all about this.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:13

That song is incredible.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:17

Pikachu turned a stone.

SPEAKER_07 1:02:19

Yes, and and Pikachu cry.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:25

Yes, my brother.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:30

They sound as good as they did 30 years ago, dude. That's awesome. Hell yeah. That was a good one. Good honor. All right, let's look at this next one.

SPEAKER_04 1:02:41

Epstein files.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:42

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:44

Why was your name highlighted?

SPEAKER_03 1:02:46

I was trying to black out my name.

SPEAKER_01 1:02:48

These are names you can call your mom. The monstrosity, the mom soon, mombo number five. The mom mental mamo sapien, Viet Mom, the mom jabbar, Zoran Mom Dani, Mom Taj, Momni Present, Mom Body once told me the world is gonna roll me. But the best thing to call your mom is to just call her. Happy Mother's Day. These are that's so funny. I I fucking love that.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:19

I will be calling our mom from now on. Oh, wait, I already forgot what it said.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:25

Sita, because that's what I'm calling her.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:27

No, no, no, Mambo number five.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:31

What up, Mambo number five? I'm calling her I'm calling her Sita from now on.

SPEAKER_08 1:03:35

I'm calling her via mom.

SPEAKER_03 1:03:37

What up, my Sita?

SPEAKER_08 1:03:39

Mamista. You're a mom and a mommy. You guys aren't chronically online.

SPEAKER_04 1:03:47

Don't please don't say mommy like that.

SPEAKER_09 1:03:59

That's the Taylor Swift screaming go.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:03

Accurate representation of driving in Florida, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:06

I mean I throw Taylor every day when she goes to work.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:11

Taylor. Taylor, it's not even that because people in Florida also drive in Virginia like that.

SPEAKER_03 1:04:19

That's insane. I love that they go back to singing outcasts right here.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:26

No, literally, that's me.

SPEAKER_04 1:04:31

They sound a little shaken. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:36

Shake it like a Polaroid picture. Um you do you guys want to know what song? You can pull up the next one. What song I listened to? Of course. Do you remember? Oh, hang on. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. 7-11 a half. 7-11. You get you get 57 months.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:12

Oh, that's such a great parody of that song. Um, that was a parody of Ocean Avenue by Yellow Card from the band Forever on High. Anyways, Taylor.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:26

Do you remember whenever I would hold your baby up when he was a widow baby and I'd shake his little bobby and I'd go, do the hell and kill it and talk with your hits.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:35

Do you remember? Bye, Chris.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:37

See you later, Chris.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:38

Oh no.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:39

Everybody hates Chris. Everybody hates Chris. So I realized the other day, I was like, I don't know if I actually know the song that that came from. Like somehow I just know that in my head. Do you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:56

Yeah, you know the song.

SPEAKER_08 1:05:57

No, I do because it it came on my Spotify. 303, don't trust me.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:02

Yeah, don't no, don't trust a hoe. No, it's me.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:07

Don't trust. It's called Don't Trust Me, dude.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:09

Oh, is it called Don't Trust Me? I thought it was called Don't Trust a Ho.

unknown 1:06:13

Oh.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:13

Um anyways. I'm gonna shoot Chris a text message real quick.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:18

Um, yeah, no, listen to that yester yesterday, and I was like, huh, this song is a banger. Banger. Let's do it four times yesterday.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:28

Hell yeah, dude. Um, so we did have a a list of songs to go through, uh, but we're already at like an hour and ten minutes, and and I know you've got stuff to do.

SPEAKER_08 1:06:42

We are. I'm so sorry. My my story took forever about the coyote.

SPEAKER_03 1:06:46

It was pretty no, it's all right. We got through a lot of stuff. We might just have to save the the list of artists, or or if we want to run through

Songs You Know But Not Artists

SPEAKER_03 1:06:55

them, it's uh it's up to you. What time do you have? I'm good. It's Friday night.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:00

It is Friday night. Um, Dylan does want to go to bed around 10, though, because we are both very tired. We we both had a really long week. Did you not have a long week at work?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:12

Oh, actually.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:13

I like yes, absolutely. I'm so sleepy. I'm so sleepy. Um, where what happened to Chris?

SPEAKER_03 1:07:21

Uh he just texted me, he said his power went out, and he's rebooting his wi-fi right now. Oh, so he'll be back on in a second if we want. Hey, there he is. There he is.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:34

What up, Christopher Columbus?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:36

Yeah, the power went out and then cut back on and then flickered. Well, it was flickering before. I don't know if you guys heard me say like power flicker.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:43

Because of paranormal activity, do you better watch out?

SPEAKER_04 1:07:46

Ooh, that is another thing on my bucket list is to have biblical relations with a ghost.

SPEAKER_08 1:07:55

So me too. I want to watch it. I want to watch an exorcism happen. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:01

That is not what Chris meant. That's not a bit more scary movie, you know.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:07

Chris wants to fuck a ghost, Taylor.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:10

I want to watch someone levitate.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:14

So does Chris onto his penis.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:18

That's crazy. We're related. I'm your younger sister.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:22

I didn't say that I want any. That's gross.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:25

You would even bring that up on the show. I am your baby sister at that. This is Chris. This is bio seven. Seven years apart.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:37

Yes, I don't want any part of this. I'm just explaining to you.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:42

This is crazy that you would explain to me. No one's even had a talk with me yet.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:48

That's wild.

SPEAKER_08 1:08:50

Let's do that now.

SPEAKER_03 1:08:53

Well, anyways, we have this list of songs.

SPEAKER_04 1:08:55

So everybody, when a brother and sister love each other a lot, bro.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:00

Chris, too far. This is in your house. This isn't your house. No, listen, listen. Well far.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:11

All that funny commercial.

SPEAKER_04 1:09:13

Yes, where they took it and edited it. What do you think? We sent you to military school.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:23

So let's let's go through these. We're gonna go real quick uh through these. Um I know all of these songs, so I'm gonna see if you guys know these artists.

SPEAKER_08 1:09:35

Oh, yeah, we can't leave our viewers on a cliffhanger. I hope they like the long episode. Yeah, but if I were a viewer, I would like a long episode.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:43

They love it. The only reason I was rushing is because I know you gotta go. That's all. Um, I'll be all right. They they love them.

SPEAKER_06 1:09:50

So we're done by 10. First up Daily Schmilly wants to go to be in.

SPEAKER_03 1:09:55

Breakfast at Tiffany's. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:01

Stop. You put me on the spot, you put me on the spot. Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Hang on, everyone stop. Um, breakfast at Tiffany's. Bye, bye, bye. We had him on the show.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:11

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:13

Deep Lewis something.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:14

There we go. Todd Pipes is Todd Pipes.

SPEAKER_05 1:10:18

I got Todd Pipes. Gosh, I love that song.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:21

Yeah, we're gonna have him back on. It's going to happen. I'm gonna make that happen. He's coming back on.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:25

Oh, my iPad's on 10%.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:27

Next up, Flagpole Sitta. You know the s you know the song. Yes, Taylor.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:35

I think I know who it's by.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:37

Who?

SPEAKER_06 1:10:38

Electric Six.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:40

No, no, good guess.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:42

Takashi 6ix9ine.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:44

Not even close.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:45

Is it all right? Can I can I have another guess?

SPEAKER_03 1:10:50

You can try, yeah. You're I don't think you're gonna get it.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:52

You don't it's uh for some reason I was thinking here come the mummies, but that also isn't right.

SPEAKER_03 1:10:59

You're actually Chris, you're far closer than you think. Oh you're one word away, actually.

SPEAKER_04 1:11:08

Steve Harvey.

SPEAKER_03 1:11:09

Nope. Um, so let me make sure that let me make sure you know the song first. This is the song that goes bow, bow, bow, bow, and then it goes into the mirror. See yellow clearer. The trumpet comes with me. Also, can you send a couple? And I feel fun. Anyways, I can't sing the words because we'll get in trouble. Um, we might even get trouble for the melody, to be honest, but it's alright.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:01

Why is that?

SPEAKER_03 1:12:03

Uh, because the melody is copyrighted. How do we do crapyoke? I just deal with not getting monetized for it.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:14

Oh, I got you. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:16

Hook the bridge, the episode where they get sued again.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:20

Well, so we're good, we're good on the suing part. We won't get sued, but we could get demonetized. They probably should I didn't play a song, so RCA records suck my you know what. You can't do shit to me. These nuts. Got him. Is Harvey Danger is the is the band? Harvey Janger.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:42

Henry Danger.

SPEAKER_03 1:12:43

Henry Danger, my guy, my boy.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:46

That's your brother-in-law.

SPEAKER_04 1:12:47

Wait a second. Harvey Weinstein, stranger danger. See, you were you were right there.

SPEAKER_08 1:12:54

You were I think not. So close. You think he's you think he's in the files? Uh, Chris is frozen.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:00

That's alright. He's back. He's back.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:02

You're back. You're back.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:03

Next one, tub thumping.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:06

Tub thumping, blue oyster cult. Nope. I'm just kidding. Wobble up dubdub.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:12

Tub thumping. I get knocked down. No, you're not. Chumblewumba. Um, oh, this next one's a good one. Steal My Sunshine. The weird ass video with the the brother and sister in the video. Uh, it's a brother and sister band. What do you keep bringing this up? And huh?

SPEAKER_04 1:13:33

What do you keep bringing this up?

SPEAKER_03 1:13:34

She's your first one.

SPEAKER_08 1:13:35

This goes crazy, dude. Do I need to call somebody? I'm talking about this band.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:42

Clip that. So, anyways, they're a brother and sister band, and the music video is so weird. They are like real, real up in each other's shit. It's real creepy.

SPEAKER_05 1:13:56

Gross.

SPEAKER_03 1:13:57

They're like riding a motorcycle together, and she's like wrapping his arm. Yeah, it's we it's weird. It's Jackson 5. Um, but you know the song, right? No. No. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:13

Yes, I do. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:14

And then and then the girl comes in and she's like, never gonna steal my sunshine, or whatever the lyrics are. Um, it was like a 90s, it was a big hit. You hear it in Walmart all the time. It's a Walmart classic.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:29

That makes sense. That's where all the white trash is.

SPEAKER_04 1:14:32

Walmart's yeah, Walmart's all about incest.

SPEAKER_03 1:14:35

Your next one, your next one, Mambo number five.

SPEAKER_06 1:14:42

He's black. Jesus, this no, but we're gonna have to scrap this episode.

SPEAKER_08 1:14:49

But he is. Is he not? I mean, yeah. Well, I can't, I can't think of T-Pain is crazy. I can't think of his name, but I literally am picturing him on the album cover. I listen to the song all the time.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:04

That one's for sure gonna get made into a clip.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:09

Can you also make one saying that I'm not I was just putting out the obvious oh god?

SPEAKER_02 1:15:14

You came out with the energy of the dude from Family Guy. That was wild.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:23

Oh my god, dude. Should I not have said it? I'm so sorry. I'm tired, guys. Please, I'm gonna go.

SPEAKER_04 1:15:28

That's my new thing, Taylor. Thank you. Kirk Cobaye, he's white. It's Lou Bega.

SPEAKER_02 1:15:38

Uh Lou Bega, guys. Mama number five, Lou Bega. Lou Bega? Yeah, Lou Bega.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:46

Um sorry, I'm laughing at Chris's thing. That was really funny.

SPEAKER_03 1:15:51

Number or the next one. The next one, closing time. Closing time.

SPEAKER_08 1:15:57

By by supersonic, by Sonic soaker, by Sonic, by Sonic sounds, by Sonic, by Sonic, by Sonic Sonograms, by supersonic, funky fresh.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:14

Uh by psychosonic semi-sonic. Semi-sonic. Honestly, I was close. Oh, yeah, you were all over Sonic. Dude, you were like rolling around in that circle.

SPEAKER_02 1:16:29

You were.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:32

I would have gotten there if you would have just let me go.

unknown 1:16:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:37

What are you gonna say, Chris?

SPEAKER_04 1:16:38

Nothing.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:39

Oh, did we ruin it? I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:42

No, no, no, no, no. I just decided not to say it.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:44

I know you and I were thinking the same thing.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:47

About your Sonic the Hedgehog uh waifu pillow.

SPEAKER_08 1:16:52

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_04 1:16:55

Um play dumb with me.

SPEAKER_03 1:16:57

Next one. Stacy's mom. Stacy's mom. Yeah, no, I do know. Yes, Gage's mom is the hook and bridge podcast version. Oh, gotcha. Because we like Gage's mom.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:13

Um can we can we get a first letter of the band?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:17

F.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:18

F.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:19

He was one of the few famous people that died of COVID.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:26

I don't know. I can't, I know the song, but I don't know. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:30

I think he was like the first major like announced notable death.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:36

Is it like Freddie Fang Fingered or something? Or is that a movie?

SPEAKER_03 1:17:39

That's a movie.

SPEAKER_08 1:17:40

I think I'm thinking of Five Night at Freddy's.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:43

Um, the the band is Fountains of Wayne.

SPEAKER_04 1:17:47

I would have never guessed that.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:48

Fountains of Wayne.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:50

Not even in my encyclopedia.

SPEAKER_03 1:17:53

Hey, next up is somebody that we had on the show, Taylor. The song is Teenage Dirtbag. Weedis. Weedis. Weedis, Teenage Dirtbag.

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Wheatus music.

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Another one. His name, of course, is Taylor. Brennan.

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His name is Brennan?

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Yes. Um I'm just playing. Taylor, uh, Chris, this one's for you. Next up is What is Love?

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Baby, don't find me.

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Of course, from Night at the Roxbury.

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No.

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You didn't watch Night at the Roxbury?

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And then the one with Will Farrell and the Yeah, and the little Yeah, the little short Italian guy.

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Yeah. Brennan Fraser. What is love? Baby, don't hurt me.

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What's it what's what's it start with?

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H.

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H. Henry Danger.

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So close. So close.

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Ah, Henry Safety?

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So close. The safety dance.

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Ah, men without hats.

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Hadaway. H A D D A Way. Hadaway. The next one I recently talked about this song. It's called The Way. I showed it to you, Taylor, recently. He's white. He is white. So we're going to be able to do that.

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Um, I don't know. Wait, do that again?

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Uh the song the song goes. Um fuck, I had it.

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Uh, do do tonight or today or some shit.

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It sounds good. Uh it is the band fastball.

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Oh, no, no. Like smooth. Smooth jazz.

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Fast and what?

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Fast and furious.

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Too fast. Too furious. Uh next is come on eileen. Which is crazy because I don't have a lot of. Um what's it start with? You'll never guess this one. Neither of you know this.

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What's it start with?

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It starts with a D, but you don't know it. D Snyder.

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Not even close.

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It is Dexus Midnight Runners.

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Dude, I was so fucking close.

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So close. It was on the tip of his tongue.

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Come on, Eileen. Shout out to all of the one-legged ladies out there.

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And bare naked ladies. That was funny. That used to be our aunt's favorite joke.

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Before we go on, I'm so sorry. Um, my PTA at work told me that lawsuit joke the uh the other day. You remember the one that made me laugh for three days?

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Oh my god, I forgot about that.

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Oh, you got I thought I went out again. Everything keeps freezing. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna hop off. We've got a thunderstorm going on. Uh yeah, yeah, you're good.

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Uh here, real quick, real quick. Number number four was Spirit in the Sky uh by Norman Greenbaum. Number three was Walking on Sunshine by Katrina in the waves.

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That one I knew.

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Number two was Take on Me by the band Aha. And number one was I'm gonna be the 500 miles song by the proclaimers. When I wake up, I knew that

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one too. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be the man who walked the 100 miles. Yeah. Not close. Yeah, whatever. Any who's it?

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Anyhoos it. Ah, five percent. We gotta go.

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Peace.

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I love you all more than Harley loves you.