From A Backyard Ankle Fracture To Chaotic Karaoke Picks

Cold Open And Family Jokes

SPEAKER_06 0:55

What's up, everybody? Welcome back to the show. I am your host, Harley, joined by my co-hosts, Taylor and Chris.

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Hello.

SPEAKER_12 1:04

Co-host and little sisters.

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Co-hosts and little sisters.

SPEAKER_12 1:08

Thank you.

SPEAKER_06 1:10

I'm the bigger little sister.

SPEAKER_12 1:12

You're the perfectly sized little sister.

SPEAKER_06 1:15

Yeah. Um recently somebody was on the show, and oh, it was uh Bird X. Bird X Bird X. Yes. Um, and he thought that we were all related, that everybody that this was a giant family affair.

SPEAKER_12 1:34

And um, we couldn't hear anything. It was like kind of a whole thing. So I had a write on sticky notes, and I'm trying to explain to him that we're actually not all related by writing on a sticky note. It's really funny.

SPEAKER_08 1:46

It was no, we're just kissing cousins.

SPEAKER_06 1:50

You know, funny enough, Lindsay brought that up today. Um we kiss our cousins. No, no, so we were watching uh it's a whole thing. We were watching Lion King with Adam. And and uh she was like, Aren't Nala and Simba cousins? I said, No, they're brother and sister, they're siblings, uh half siblings because two different female lions, but there's only one male lion in the pack that can have sex with the other.

SPEAKER_12 2:19

Oh, that is true. That is true, that is how that works.

SPEAKER_06 2:21

Only Mufalta. So, so, anyways, I say that and she was like, That is wrong. I said, Well, it depends on where you are, and she said, Well, if you're in West Virginia, and then I said, or Chris's house.

SPEAKER_08 2:38

She's my sister and I sing her first. You know what's so my turn with the sex box.

SPEAKER_12 2:45

Every time Lindsay will send pictures of like baby pictures of her and like putting them next to Adam or something, mom's always like, Oh, he looks just like Lindsay. I'm like, he looks like Harley too. They all kind of look the same. It's like when you put them all together, they look identical.

SPEAKER_10 3:05

Well, let's dive into that.

SPEAKER_06 3:08

Hold on, hold on, hold on. I gotta I gotta share this screen real quick. Okay, if I don't, I'm gonna very be very upset. Okay, this is a music show, guys. I promise we have plenty of music stuff to dive into right after the incest. Right after the incest stuff.

SPEAKER_00 3:26

Hey, where's my VCR? Dang it, book. It's my turn to use a sex box. It's my sex box, and her name is Sony.

SPEAKER_06 3:38

That's fine. I'm still sick, guys.

SPEAKER_12 3:45

Dude, brief.

SPEAKER_06 3:45

In case you wanted to know.

SPEAKER_12 3:47

In the head down with a sickness. Am I right?

SPEAKER_06 3:49

Yeah. Um, so, anyways, what was the incest question?

SPEAKER_12 3:56

Can we tell the people how you're lean beef now?

SPEAKER_06 4:00

How I'm lean beef now? Oh, you mean my injury?

SPEAKER_09 4:04

Yeah, get it.

SPEAKER_06 4:05

Yeah, yeah. So um because what do you call what do you call a cow with uh with three legs?

SPEAKER_08 4:14

I'm guessing lean beef.

SPEAKER_12 4:17

What do you call a cow with no legs?

SPEAKER_08 4:20

A hamburger? Ground beef.

SPEAKER_12 4:22

Ground beef. Oh, I don't oh, hey, can we ask you a question really quick? So, oh, this is on the actual show. They're not gonna go watch the Patreon to know what the answer is. Yeah, go or do I not almost every night sing the national anthem of my bulbers wore outfit?

SPEAKER_03 4:42

Whenever you have your bulbers wear outfit on, yeah.

SPEAKER_12 4:45

Like this. And do I or do I not recite the preamble before I do it? And then we say amen.

SPEAKER_10 4:51

Whatever you sing, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 4:53

For for full context, for full context, you gotta go to the Patreon and get the bonus show.

SPEAKER_12 4:59

I I did it for him, and Chris is like, I do believe you do that.

The Backyard Fall And Fracture

SPEAKER_06 5:04

So I know so it's not one to kink shame, so here's here's the here's the skippy, here's the story, here's everything that happened, guys. I am currently injured. You cannot see it, but I am wearing a boot on my foot.

SPEAKER_10 5:24

Boots with the fur.

SPEAKER_06 5:25

Um, basically, what happened was on Friday, I was being very productive getting stuff done around the house. The lawnmower died. I have an electric lawnmower, lawnmower died, so I went ahead and plugged in the batteries, and I thought, in between that, I'll jump on and play Minecraft with Chris. I'll do some laundry, I'll do the dishes, and then every time it's nighttime in the game, I will do those things, right? So during the days of Minecraft, I'm playing Minecraft. Then when it turned to night, I would go find a house, I would sit in it, and then I would go do the dishes or the laundry, and then I decided I'm going to mow the grass also. Well, finish mowing the grass, right? So the batteries charged up a little bit, they weren't fully charged, but they were charged enough for me to get done when I have to get done. I take the batteries, I go out the back door, close the door, I go to step off of my deck. It is roughly 10 inches from the deck to the ground. I step on the ground and hit what I would describe as a hole to everyone. It's a divot, it's it's like a three-inch divot. Um, and I roll my ankle, I hear a very loud noise, and then I crumble to the ground and I start screaming profanities into the air. Just fuck ow, ow, fuck. That really hurts. Uh, I'm I'm in the fetal position doing the Peter Griffin, literally holding my leg, going ah so then I just start yelling for help. Because at this point I realize I can't move. I am I'm on the ground, there's no movement. So I'm just yelling into the air for help. None of my neighbors came to help me. So I'm like, all right. I at this point, at this point, I refused to look at it because I was like, if it looks as bad as it feels right now, I'm gonna pass out. So I look down because at this point I'm like, I have to get to my phone. My phone was in the living room on the charger.

SPEAKER_12 7:37

Why you should always have it on you?

SPEAKER_06 7:40

Agreed. Point taking.

SPEAKER_12 7:41

Lesson learned.

SPEAKER_06 7:43

So um my phone was on the charger in the living room, and from where I was to the living room, I would say 40-ish feet or so. So um, I looked down and I'm like, oh, it's as bad as I thought it was. Dude, I mean, the ankle was like this, it was huge. I thought I was looking at my bone. I thought for sure that what I was looking at was my bone sticking out on one side and my ankle going the other way, or my foot going the other way. So then I I full on have a freak out. I'm gonna I'm gonna be completely honest. I start bawling like a fucking baby. I'm like, oh, I really fucked up, right? And I I pull myself together, I say, Harley, you gotta be a big girl. We need to get in the house. So I calm down, calm down, do the atom, calm down. I take a deep breath, I go, okay, let's go, big girl. And I I start scooting my butt over to the house. I I I lift scooting boogie. I lift myself up onto the deck, all while keeping my my uh leg as elevated as I can, and I scoot over to the door, and then I remember I have a great dane and a beagle who have no idea what just happened, and they want to come out that door. They're coming out of the door. So I'm like, okay, let's navigate this situation. So I turn to where my leg is like rested up against the door, and I just kind of swing it this way, right? And let them come out and whack me in the back. But then they see that I'm not standing, I'm on the ground, and they need to know why. So instead of off to the yard, they go, Oh, hold up a minute, do a full circle in the yard and run right back at me, and I take a Bella like that to the leg.

SPEAKER_10 9:47

Yeah, that's what broke it.

SPEAKER_06 9:49

So I start screaming, and I I push myself into the house, I push them back out the door, close the door, and then I just scoot myself over to the living room, I grab my phone, and I just collapse on the ground and I try to call Taylor and it rings and it rings and it rings. She doesn't answer.

SPEAKER_08 10:13

Left for dead.

SPEAKER_06 10:14

Then I text her.

SPEAKER_12 10:15

Tell the people why.

SPEAKER_06 10:17

Then I I I'm going to. Then I text her and I say, Hey, call me. As soon as you get off of work, call me. And uh she was working, which is why she didn't answer, which is funny.

SPEAKER_12 10:30

And and I I had so I had my watch on. Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your story. I had my watch on. I see the call come in. I was working with a patient. I'm not gonna disclose the like medical thing, obviously, but they can't be left alone. So like I can't get up to go get my phone. I can't, so I see this call come through, and normally it's like you're calling when you're off work, right?

SPEAKER_06 10:53

Yes, coincidentally, the time would have been around the time I'd be getting off of work.

SPEAKER_12 10:58

So, so I I I hit the I I hit the decline button. We're running through exercises, right? And like I said, very hands-on, cannot leave this patient. So then I see these messages come in on my watch, and instantly I was like, oh my god, like what happened? And I'm gonna be honest with you, I didn't think it was you at first. I thought something happened with Adam, and it was Chris, I kid you not, a 45-minute window until I could get to my cell phone.

SPEAKER_08 11:25

Do do you know who he didn't contact? He didn't contact me.

SPEAKER_02 11:31

You know who wouldn't get?

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I'm gonna, I'm gonna get there. I'm gonna get there because that's all that's also funny in itself, right? I'm gonna get there.

SPEAKER_08 11:38

So are you gonna wait? You're gonna tell him that part?

SPEAKER_06 11:41

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So so listen, so I'm in my situation, I am laying on the floor, right? And the reason I was calling Taylor is because she deals with these types of injuries specifically a lot. So I wanted advice because I was like, I know that Lindsay's going to be at least another hour before she gets home. So I need to know what to do before I go to the hospital. Like, I I need to know like what I should be doing, you know, in the because I know that those moments in the beginning are crucial. It can make or break how you heal.

SPEAKER_08 12:17

But but listen, I could have told you what WebMD says is that you should hug your loved ones because you're gonna die.

SPEAKER_06 12:24

So uh the only thing that I knew for a fact is I needed to keep my leg elevated, it was exceptionally swollen. So, so um, in my living room on the floor, we have this basket full of blankets. So I just kind of rested my leg up on that, and then I just laid there with my my head on the ground, just staring up at my leg, and then I have my phone in my hand, and I look over this way, and I see the TV, and I see Minecraft on the TV, and I'm staring out a window, and I see Chris's character and all of his little guys, and they're all just in front of the window, and I'm like, I should probably text Chris so then I look at my phone, and he has texted me, and he says, What did you say? Are you on? And then you say, Uh, me and the boys are jerking off in front of your window, and then I'm like, I yeah, I'm I'm I'm I'm dying. I have to go to the hospital.

SPEAKER_09 13:36

And Chris didn't come and get you.

SPEAKER_06 13:38

He dude, he was three hours away. No, he would have if I would have asked, Chris would 100% have come and got me. Yeah, 100%. But I knew that my wife was closer because it would have been about the time that she would have been picking up Adam and coming home. So I did try to call her, she didn't answer, and then I text her, and she got home, and I was like, Hey, I think I have to go to the hospital. Mind you, the dogs have been outside that entire time, just banging on the door. Um, I'm like, Hey, I think I gotta go to the hospital. And she takes a look at my foot and she's like, Yeah, we gotta go to the hospital, and we go, and they got me in quick, and I have a fractured ankle, guys. So now I'm in a boot.

SPEAKER_12 14:28

Also, whenever I finally got to my phone, Chris, to call Harley, tried calling, declined. Text him, are you okay? All I got was no at the ER.

SPEAKER_06 14:38

That's not true. I said, I'm not sure yet. I'm on my way to the hospital.

SPEAKER_12 14:43

On the way out to the hospital. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's the text I got. I didn't get uh no no prior context, and then like you just didn't respond again.

SPEAKER_06 14:54

No, that's not true. I absolutely responded because then you asked me, is it you? And I said yes. Okay, then hold on, and then you tried, and then you tried to call me, and I said, I can't answer the phone right now. I'm in the waiting room at the ER. I didn't give context, but I did answer the questions that were asked.

SPEAKER_12 15:18

So then I, Chris, I was at work for another hour, literally, don't even really remember the the last hour. In my head, I thought that Harley was having like, not that it wasn't a medical emergency. Obviously, that is a medical emergency, but I thought like it was a life or death situation. I was trying to figure out how to get to Virginia that night. I was like, I don't know if we need to like get in the car and go. I don't know if we need a plane ticket. Literally, I was like, he's having a heart attack, like something crazy is happening, and just never gave any context. So next time this happens, I well, hopefully not next time, but if it were to happen again, please lead with the context of hey, this happened. Think I broke my ankle on the way to New York.

SPEAKER_06 16:03

So um, I know the the question in everyone's minds right now that are listening. The biggest question that I could think of that you would have is did you grass kit mowed? Because like you left the grass unfinished.

SPEAKER_11 16:20

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_06 16:21

And to answer your question, everybody. No, I still have like eight minutes of work out front. There's just a a line of grass that is significantly higher than the rest of the question. No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_12 16:38

I told Dylan, I was like, it would be really funny if he got back from the hospital with an HOA thing on his door for a five.

SPEAKER_06 16:44

That would be hilarious. That would be hilarious. But no, I literally have like I need to go over like it like two runs. I got two runs to make and my grass will be done.

SPEAKER_10 16:53

So on out there.

SPEAKER_08 16:56

Moral of the story, kids. When you're when you go when you transition from doing inside stuff to outside stuff, take off your inside comfort shoes because you can't mow grass in high heels. And also stretch. Watch where you're going.

SPEAKER_06 17:15

If the answer is if you're over 30 and you plan on going from the couch to outside, stretch first. The first thing you do when you stand is stretch.

SPEAKER_12 17:24

Good news. When you're when you're healed up and ready to start exercising for your ankle, I can show you what to do. That is in my job description.

SPEAKER_06 17:34

I will be honest with you. Um I also have gout. If anybody didn't know that, I have gout. So now I've experienced gout and a broken bone. Broken, fractured, I don't know. Is there a difference? Doesn't matter. Yes. Um, I will say, in the moment that it happened, because they always compare gout pain to like pregnancy pain, and like I've never been pregnant to my knowledge. Um but but I've had gout attacks. We are trying. Um, I've had gout attacks, and they're horrible, they're extremely painful, and they last for days. But in that moment, the pain in my ankle, I kid you not, was the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. But it went away like three or four minutes after, and I can honestly tell you right now, with it currently broken, I feel fine. I if if you ask me, I could take this boot off and start walking. Well, I'm not going to, I'm not going to, because I am aware of the situation, but like it's not in pain.

SPEAKER_12 18:50

Not to um disregard your mowing the grass, but Dylan fractured hurt his ankle and then finished playing a basketball game on that fractured ankle.

SPEAKER_07 19:01

That's not true.

SPEAKER_12 19:03

Shh, what what was that? Nothing.

SPEAKER_07 19:07

What did he say?

SPEAKER_12 19:08

He didn't say anything. He's not even here. He's not real.

SPEAKER_08 19:11

Yeah, yeah. Dylan's not real, Harley. We've been in Chris.

SPEAKER_12 19:16

You missed it. He was changing over here in the corner.

Crappyoke Rules And Song Picks

SPEAKER_06 19:19

Aww. Oh, Chris's heart. Anyways, that is that's my broken ankle story, guys. Let's dive into the music fun that we're gonna have today. It's Chris's first time playing crappy okay.

SPEAKER_12 19:37

That's what we're doing.

SPEAKER_06 19:38

We're playing crappy okay today.

SPEAKER_12 19:41

Wait, I'm so excited. I'm nervous.

SPEAKER_06 19:43

Oh my gosh, I knew my bulbasaur. My question is last time we played it, we did it blindfolded.

SPEAKER_12 19:51

Yes.

SPEAKER_06 19:51

Do we want to do it blindfolded again?

SPEAKER_12 19:54

No.

SPEAKER_06 19:55

Okay. Because I know that you guys don't know music super, super well.

SPEAKER_08 20:03

No, not at all.

SPEAKER_06 20:04

So, um what we're gonna do is I'm gonna let each one of you pick your songs after the first one because I have the first one pulled up for everybody. Um, but I'm gonna let you pick my song. I am going to sing anything that you guys ask me to, and I'm going to do it in whatever accent you ask me to andor impression.

SPEAKER_08 20:30

Wait, you guarantee you'll sing any song that we pick.

SPEAKER_06 20:34

If there's a karaoke version of it, yes. I only ask that we be appropriate. Uh, yes, Taylor.

SPEAKER_12 20:47

I have my song option for you already.

SPEAKER_06 20:50

Well, keep it in mind, you're gonna go first. I have two, I have two pulled up for you. Would you rather sing Ken or The Climb?

SPEAKER_12 21:07

Ken. That that what kind of question is that? Ken, absolutely pull it up right now.

Taylor Sings Im Just Ken

SPEAKER_06 21:11

I thought so. I thought so. Alright, guys, so this is uh this is Taylor singing Ken from the Barbie movie. Let me get away.

SPEAKER_12 21:23

This is also my migrate hat for anyone that cares. Because it squeezes my edges right.

SPEAKER_06 21:31

Alright, so what we're gonna do is we're gonna pull this up like that. And we are going to What happened?

SPEAKER_12 21:48

Hello?

SPEAKER_06 21:49

Taylor, can you hear me?

SPEAKER_12 21:51

Yeah, I can. Can you hear me? God, is that you?

SPEAKER_06 21:54

Chris, can are are can every can you hear Chris? Chris? Mike check, mic check, one-to-one.

SPEAKER_12 22:01

Yeah, I can hear all the mics. Ring-a-ding-a ding-a-ding-ring-a-ding-ring-ding.

SPEAKER_06 22:07

So what we're gonna do is we're gonna put this in theater mode. Taylor, can you see the words?

SPEAKER_12 22:11

I can. Are you ready for my show? He's not listening, he has headphones on.

SPEAKER_06 22:19

All right, this is Ryan Gosling's I'm Just Kin performed. My tailor.

SPEAKER_10 22:30

The whole four minutes?

SPEAKER_03 22:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 22:33

Yes. Wait, I can't hear the song. Doesn't seem to matter what I do. I'm always number two. No one knows how hard I tried. Oh why. I have feelings that I can't explain. Driving me insane. All my life is so polite. But I'll sleep alone tonight. Cause I'm just kidding. Anywhere outside the tent. Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde virginity? I'm just kidding. Where I see love, she sees a friend. What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?

SPEAKER_10 23:43

Guys, I love the song.

SPEAKER_06 23:49

The key is in order to get uh not copywritten, we just gotta keep talking.

SPEAKER_12 23:54

We just have to keep talking. Keep talking.

SPEAKER_06 23:57

You're doing a great job.

SPEAKER_08 23:58

Ali.

SPEAKER_12 24:00

No what it's like to love, to be the real thing. Is it a crime? Am I a hot when I'm in my feelings? Is it or am I dreaming?

SPEAKER_11 24:20

I'm no dreamer.

SPEAKER_06 24:30

There are so many transitions in this song.

SPEAKER_00 24:32

Dude, this song is Dylan's laughing over here.

SPEAKER_06 24:44

Can you feel the kenner?

SPEAKER_11 24:49

Feels so real, my energy. Can you feel Kennergy?

SPEAKER_09 25:00

Feels so real, my energy.

SPEAKER_11 25:10

Just Ken. Anywhere else I be a ten.

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Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility? I'm just Ken. Where I see a love, she sees a friend. What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me? I'm just Ken and I'm enough. And I'm great at doing stuff. So hey, check me out. I'm just Ken.

SPEAKER_09 25:51

I'm just Ken and so am I. Put that manly hand in mine. So hey, world, check me out. I'm just Ken.

SPEAKER_11 26:04

Oh I'm just Ken.

SPEAKER_12 26:14

Thank you.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Bravo, Taylor. Fantastic job, buddy.

SPEAKER_10 26:20

Thank you. It's one of my favorite songs.

SPEAKER_04 26:22

Did you like my show?

SPEAKER_06 26:28

Um, I thought it was absolutely lovely. So, Chris.

SPEAKER_08 26:44

Dude, I'm trying to find something. Holy shit.

SPEAKER_06 26:47

Oh no, you're doing Devil Went Down to Georgia, buddy.

SPEAKER_12 26:51

The whole thing?

SPEAKER_08 26:52

Start to finish. No, we are not. Not the whole thing.

SPEAKER_12 26:56

Devil went down to Georgia. Uh, he was looking for a soul to steal. He said, world check me out, I'm just 10. That's how you know the deal.

SPEAKER_10 27:08

You guys like my puppy?

SPEAKER_06 27:11

Uh, that's an adorable puppy.

SPEAKER_12 27:13

You don't have to go that far, she took out.

SPEAKER_06 27:15

There's a puppy? Yes. There is a bee.

SPEAKER_03 27:20

All right.

SPEAKER_08 27:31

You see my trick for you in the comments, right?

Chris Tries Devil Went Down

SPEAKER_06 27:41

I mean, maybe. Maybe. Okay. Chris, can you see the screen? Taylor, can you hear everybody? Okay. This is Devil Went Down to Georgia as performed by Chris.

SPEAKER_08 28:37

He was in a bind. He was way behind. Willing to wait the deal. I came across this young man's son on a fiddle and planted hot. And the devil jumped up on a hickor stump and said, Boy, let me tell you what. You didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too. And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due. I bet a fiddle of gold against your souls. Okay, I'm done. I love it. I love it. I hate it. Oh, it was so good. Look, you can play part of that at my my my my funeral. Okay.

SPEAKER_06 29:17

Alright. So you guys all did one. I'm gonna do one for each of you. Taylor, what's your song pick?

SPEAKER_08 29:28

I'm gonna find a karaoke version for mine. Send to you.

SPEAKER_12 29:31

I would like the non-censored version of Gold Digger sung in sung in the accent of a drug lord. No way. No way. No way, Jose?

SPEAKER_06 29:47

Are you crazy? No way, Jose.

SPEAKER_12 29:50

What song should Harley sing?

SPEAKER_06 29:52

Not that one.

SPEAKER_12 29:55

He does not want to do gold digger, the non-clean version.

SPEAKER_06 30:00

Man, you really don't want me to have a job to go back to. Um, let's do let's do I can uh I can I can give you some options if you need I want something like tea pain.

SPEAKER_12 30:22

Um let me buy you a drink.

SPEAKER_06 30:34

Okay, so let's start with let's start with uh genres. Let's start with genres, all right? We've got pop rock, RB, hip-hop, piano, piano main, um, alternative, country. Let's start with some of those. What what pick a genre? Pop rock, RB hip-hop, piano songs.

SPEAKER_12 30:56

Pop rock is in pop and rock, or pop rock is in pop rocks.

SPEAKER_06 31:00

I think it's pop and rock.

SPEAKER_12 31:02

Pop and rock. Got it.

SPEAKER_06 31:04

I believe.

SPEAKER_12 31:05

I want pop. I want you to sing Sabrina Carpenter.

SPEAKER_06 31:09

Uh we can do that.

SPEAKER_04 31:11

I want you to sing oh.

SPEAKER_06 31:16

I want you to sing I bet that would be in like the top 50.

SPEAKER_12 31:20

Something by Miss Sab.

SPEAKER_06 31:23

I thought you just said Sabrina Carpenter.

SPEAKER_12 31:26

Yeah, Miss Saab.

SPEAKER_06 31:28

Oh, let me see what they've got. Bear with me.

SPEAKER_12 31:31

Miss Sab and Sabrina Carpenter are the same person.

SPEAKER_06 31:34

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_12 31:36

Miss Sab?

SPEAKER_06 31:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 31:38

It's Sabrina Carpenter. This, first of all, this is giving me the same energy as me trying to explain to our mom that she was in fact in our group chat. And just because she didn't receive one of the messages from our group chat does not mean that she wasn't in the group chat.

SPEAKER_02 31:56

That's how I just felt.

SPEAKER_12 31:58

That just sent me into a bit of a reach. Um that happened yesterday, by the way.

SPEAKER_06 32:05

How about Sabrina Carpenter's espresso?

SPEAKER_12 32:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 32:09

All right.

SPEAKER_12 32:09

Switched up like Nintendo.

SPEAKER_06 32:11

What kind of uh impression or accent do you want?

SPEAKER_12 32:14

I want white girl. White girl, but like like plastered white girl.

SPEAKER_06 32:20

Oh, okay. I'll try. I'll try. I'll give it a go. I'll give it a go.

SPEAKER_12 32:26

You you saying that about Miss Sam made me break out stressives. You see that.

SPEAKER_06 32:31

Um now, full disclosure, I do not know this song nearly as well as the rest of the group here.

SPEAKER_10 32:40

It's Chris's favorite song.

SPEAKER_06 32:42

It is, it is. All right.

SPEAKER_11 32:45

Do you want the house tour? I can tell you to the full song.

SPEAKER_06 32:50

Okay, here we go. Here we go. I don't even know how it sounds. I'm gonna be honest with you. Now he's thinking about me every night. Oh, is that sweet? I guess so. Say you can't sleep, baby. I know that that's me espresso. Move it up and down, left, right, up, switch it up like Nintendo. Say you can't sleep, baby. I know. That's me espresso. Can't relate to desperation. Give me fucks on vacation. And now I got this one boy, and he won't stop calling. When they act this way, I know I got um too bad your ex don't do it for ya. Walked in the dream, soft skin, perfumed it for ya. I know I'm mountain do it for ya. That morning coffee, one touch and I brand knew it for ya. He's thinking about me every night. Oh, is it that sweet? I guess so. Say you can't sleep, baby. I know that's me espresso. Move it up, down, left, right. Oh, switch it up like Nintendo. Say you can't sleep, baby. I know that's me espresso. Holy shit. Alright, I'm gonna stop it there. I don't know how that song is supposed to sound like it's restart it, I'll do it for you. You sounded like Rick Sanchez. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11 34:34

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 34:36

I was thinking um um the band cake.

SPEAKER_12 34:40

You uh sound like there's something I need you to pull up before we move on from this. Okay, you sound like there's an SNL skit of Sabrina Carpenter and the the guy from oh my gosh, who is it? I think from The Last of Us. What's his name?

SPEAKER_03 35:02

Uh Pedro Pascal?

SPEAKER_12 35:04

Yeah. There's a skit, an SNL skit, and that's who you said like. Now you need you to pull it up so we can watch it right now.

SPEAKER_06 35:14

Sabrina Carpenter, Pedro Pascal, SNL?

SPEAKER_12 35:18

Yes. And share it with the class. It's one of my favorites. Sabrina Carpenter is so funny.

SPEAKER_06 35:22

Is it the vowel renewal?

SPEAKER_12 35:25

I don't know, maybe it's just like one clip. We'll share with the class. I'll tell you which one.

SPEAKER_06 35:33

Oh, okay. Uh share screen. Share screen. Share screen. This one?

SPEAKER_12 35:46

Um over. Wait, no, the first one, the first one, the first one. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 35:51

Oh, well, you know, I'm pretty sick of girls after prison. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Who is Ronaldo?

SPEAKER_00 35:58

Don't worry, honey. Ronaldo is in my past. Matthew, I'm here. Hey man, hey, hey man, came all this way, had to explain direct from Ronaldo. Matthew's my guy, he said he's not my, but we did hold up though.

SPEAKER_10 36:21

That's what you sound like.

SPEAKER_11 36:28

Anywho.

SPEAKER_06 36:29

Uh, Chris, I have to ask about your song real quick.

SPEAKER_08 36:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 36:35

Does it use any slurs?

SPEAKER_08 36:38

No.

SPEAKER_06 36:39

Okay, all right. What do you mean to? I'm cool. Well, Taylor tried to give me this thing the uncensored version of uh of Gold Digger, and she knows I ain't messing with no broke broke.

SPEAKER_05 36:56

Crazy. That song came up.

SPEAKER_12 37:00

Um, that that song came up on our playlist at work, and my PTA and I both stopped and looked at each other, and I said five bucks that it's not the clean version, and someone just put it on that willy-nilly. It was a clean version, but we we held our breath.

SPEAKER_06 37:16

All right, so Chris asked me to sing uh the song My Dick by Mickey Avalon.

SPEAKER_12 37:23

Is it like my dick?

SPEAKER_06 37:24

It's been a very long time since I've heard this song, so we'll see how this one goes. Here goes nothing. Uh Chris, uh accent or impression? No, sing it like it's supposed to be sung. Sing it like it's supposed to be sung. Alright. Here we go. Oh, you guys can't see it. Here we go, here we go, here we go. My dick caused a late night fever. Your dick got the HIV, my dick, plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD. My dick bigger than the bridge. Your dick looks like a little kid's my dick, large like chargers, whole team. Your shit look like you 14. My dick locked in the cage right. Your dick suffer from stage fright. My dick. So hot install it. Your dick looks like great. My dick thinking big. Your dick stinks like shit. My dick. Got a season, dude. Your dick needs a tweezer, dude. My dick like two sides. Your dick looks like two fries. My dick. More ass than earth. Your dick, half staff. It needs work. My dick. Been there. Don't do that. Your dick sits there with guns cap. My dick. VIP. Your shit needs ID.

SPEAKER_08 39:09

Then we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.

SPEAKER_06 39:13

I don't have that kind of flow. Oh god. That was so white, guys. I apologize. All right.

SPEAKER_12 39:23

It was it was pretty fly for a white guy.

SPEAKER_06 39:25

Taylor. Pick a song. Or I have one cued up. Either way.

SPEAKER_12 39:34

What one do you have cued up?

SPEAKER_06 39:35

The climb.

SPEAKER_12 39:40

No, I don't want to do that one.

SPEAKER_06 39:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 39:43

Oh, actually, we can do that one.

SPEAKER_06 39:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_12 39:46

Okay. I mean you did it, you did it the last time.

SPEAKER_06 39:50

You did it the last time.

SPEAKER_12 39:51

I did, and I think I got it all the way through. If the memory serves me right. Um, or I'm just kind of such a good one. Let's do can I do the Pokemon theme song?

SPEAKER_03 40:04

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_12 40:06

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 40:09

Um Bulbasaur's all the way back there. Pretend I have Pegasus. Pretend I have Bulbasaur.

SPEAKER_03 40:14

Balba.

SPEAKER_10 40:18

Balbazola.

SPEAKER_08 40:21

I haven't played Pokemon in a while. Me either. All your Pokemon are dead. Nah, they wouldn't do that.

SPEAKER_12 40:29

Chris, do you know how easy it is to make me cry?

SPEAKER_08 40:34

They're definitely dead now.

SPEAKER_12 40:36

Chris.

SPEAKER_08 40:38

You ready?

SPEAKER_12 40:39

I'm ready. You don't even have to make it bigger. I got this.

SPEAKER_06 40:44

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_12 40:57

Oh, I have stayed right.

SPEAKER_11 41:06

Wanna be very bad. No one ever was. Catch them is my real test.

SPEAKER_12 41:16

Train them is my car. I will travel across the searching for wise. Teach Pokemon to understand how it has decides.

SPEAKER_11 41:32

Pokemon. Gotta catch up all you and me. I know it's my best in me.

SPEAKER_12 41:40

You're my best friend.

SPEAKER_07 41:42

In a world we must defend.

SPEAKER_12 41:45

Pokemon gotta catch up all hearts of two.

SPEAKER_07 41:49

I catch up all through.

SPEAKER_09 41:52

You teach me and I teach you. Gotta catch them up. Gotta catch 'em all. Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 42:03

Only only the first half. Let's not do the second half. That's a whole that's uncharted waters for me to be honest with you.

SPEAKER_06 42:10

You don't know the back half?

SPEAKER_12 42:12

Jason Page 2.

SPEAKER_07 42:14

You don't know the back half of the song.

SPEAKER_12 42:17

I think you showed me one time, but I don't, I'm, I'm a fake fan. I don't know the back half of the song.

SPEAKER_06 42:22

I didn't know there was a back half of that song.

SPEAKER_12 42:23

There is a back half of that song.

SPEAKER_06 42:25

Oh, yeah, dude. It's so good. There's a guitar solo in that song that's dude.

SPEAKER_12 42:28

It's sick. Next, I want to do Johto League.

SPEAKER_06 42:33

So, Chris, it is up to you, sir. You do not have to do another one if you do not want to. I do not want to. Chris, are you nervous? Chris isn't not, yeah, he's not like he's not like uh uh that kind of guy. You know what I mean? The fact that he the fact that he did the fact that he did one with no objection is phenomenal and impressive.

SPEAKER_08 43:01

Every other time I've done karaoke, I was half a half a pitcher of Corona Deep.

SPEAKER_12 43:08

Perfect.

SPEAKER_08 43:09

Aww.

SPEAKER_12 43:10

I can't take you as a maraton spike.

unknown 43:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 43:14

That being said, I'll do two more.

SPEAKER_12 43:17

I was gonna say, I'll do another first.

SPEAKER_06 43:21

Um Taylor, take a song.

SPEAKER_12 43:24

Any song for me or for you?

SPEAKER_06 43:26

For me.

SPEAKER_12 43:29

Hang on.

SPEAKER_06 43:30

Let's go back to the genres. Uh we've got let's do uh let's do um do you guys like my nails? They're very nice, very fancy. They're very nice. They look very good for scratching backs. They are um how about meme karaoke?

SPEAKER_12 43:55

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_06 43:56

Like meme. Like I'm assuming like funny songs.

SPEAKER_10 44:00

Oh.

SPEAKER_06 44:01

Um, Bohemian Rhapsody, My Heart Will Go On, Dance Monkey. So I'm assuming these are all like TikTok songs. Uh Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You.

SPEAKER_12 44:13

I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston.

SPEAKER_06 44:15

Is that what you want me to do?

SPEAKER_12 44:17

Yes. But I want you to do it in Morgan.

SPEAKER_03 44:29

I will I will try.

SPEAKER_12 44:31

Thank you. So we can ask for.

SPEAKER_06 44:35

It takes time to get down to that register.

SPEAKER_03 44:40

But I'll do my best.

SPEAKER_12 44:45

I do, I don't know how long we want to do this for, but I do have another one that you don't even have to pull up the song for because I'm pretty sure I just know everywhere.

SPEAKER_06 44:53

Fair enough. Sorry, once once I've dive into it, I have to stay as much in character as I can.

SPEAKER_12 45:03

Do you hear Harley's Morgan Freeman?

SPEAKER_06 45:05

Because I will absolutely lose.

SPEAKER_12 45:07

Harley's Morgan Freeman? It's pretty impressive, actually.

SPEAKER_06 45:12

It's very, very off character, but it'll get by.

SPEAKER_08 45:17

Oh my god, dude. That's pretty good. It is really good.

SPEAKER_06 45:22

For a white guy from Virginia.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

I think it'll be just fine. The song brings me back.

SPEAKER_06 45:46

I had family on the Titanic.

SPEAKER_05 45:48

If I should stay, I wouldn't only be in your way.

SPEAKER_06 46:05

So I'll go. But I know. I'll think of you every step of the way.

SPEAKER_03 46:21

I recently did a documentary about dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_05 46:28

And I will always love you. Oh I will always love you.

SPEAKER_12 46:49

That was beautiful. That was really good.

SPEAKER_06 46:55

Man. You want to do another one?

SPEAKER_12 46:59

Huh?

SPEAKER_06 47:00

You want to do another one?

SPEAKER_12 47:01

If you don't mind.

SPEAKER_06 47:03

Absolutely, buddy. Pick one.

SPEAKER_12 47:05

I okay. They what if they don't have it?

SPEAKER_06 47:08

There's only one way for one way for me to find out. Sorry, now I have to go back to normal talking.

SPEAKER_12 47:15

I want to do daddy cop.

unknown 47:20

What?

SPEAKER_06 47:21

I don't know if that you may have picked the one song that's not on Gary.

SPEAKER_12 47:26

It's not on there. I'll just sing it for you guys.

SPEAKER_06 47:29

Uh, is it Xander Howley? Daddy Cop from the TV show rookie.

SPEAKER_12 47:33

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06 47:35

It is on there.

SPEAKER_12 47:35

Oh my god, put it on, put it on right now.

SPEAKER_06 47:37

That's crazy. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_12 47:40

I also sang this one before bed.

SPEAKER_06 47:43

Um let's get it shared. You guys really think that that uh that impression was solid?

SPEAKER_12 47:51

Dude, yeah, no, I'm I'm gonna hype you up all day long.

SPEAKER_06 47:53

I haven't done that in years, dude. I have not I have not done like a legit like impression of someone in a very long time.

SPEAKER_12 48:01

You you did that one in Eddie Vetter very well.

SPEAKER_03 48:12

Alright, you ready? Make sure you can hear it.

SPEAKER_11 48:21

Is that a baton in your pocket? Are you just happy to see me?

SPEAKER_08 48:27

The letter.

SPEAKER_09 48:31

Looks like he wants to chase me.

SPEAKER_12 48:36

Pop cuties, cute and on duty, maybe blue booties. Go ahead and lock me up.

SPEAKER_11 48:44

Rice me, but make it sexy.

SPEAKER_12 48:48

But make it sexy. Put me in the back of your pop car bills, got a verbal flotation.

SPEAKER_09 48:59

I'm doing pack spot and arts and now take me down to your station.

SPEAKER_11 49:08

You alone, duty. Make these little booties go ahead and lock. Oh yeah, but make a starty.

SPEAKER_09 49:17

Sell me some math, please, so I can get arrested by the daddy up a pop with a daddy pop pop.

SPEAKER_11 49:24

And the daddy pop cup with his daddy pop pop.

SPEAKER_08 49:43

God, I hope this is on iTunes.

SPEAKER_02 49:46

It is.

SPEAKER_11 49:52

I've got my own cuffs, let me lock you up.

SPEAKER_09 49:58

I've got my own cuffs, let me lock you up.

SPEAKER_12 50:08

Do you hear the one?

SPEAKER_07 50:10

No.

SPEAKER_12 50:15

They're pink and made of pink. Let me lock you up.

SPEAKER_11 50:22

Offress me, but make it sexy.

SPEAKER_12 50:26

Offress me, but make it sexy. Yay! Dylan was saying it in the back. This is a normal words.

SPEAKER_06 50:36

Dude, I I cannot believe they had that song.

SPEAKER_12 50:40

I can. That's wild. I listen to it once a day.

SPEAKER_06 50:45

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_12 50:47

It's one of my favorite songs.

SPEAKER_06 50:50

Uh Chris, pick one for me.

SPEAKER_08 50:53

I sent it to you. Oh, did you? Yes.

SPEAKER_10 50:59

It's crazy we do the sober.

SPEAKER_06 51:01

What's the what's the song? Tell me the song. I just had sex.

SPEAKER_12 51:06

Oh. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 51:08

Lonely island? Yeah.

SPEAKER_12 51:09

I love Lonely Island.

SPEAKER_06 51:11

They're my go-to. Alright, and accent and or impression?

SPEAKER_08 51:19

No accent.

SPEAKER_06 51:20

No accent, no impression. Just straight up.

SPEAKER_08 51:23

I want you to make me cry you sing it so well.

SPEAKER_11 51:27

That's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_06 51:34

Fair enough. This is so fun, guys.

SPEAKER_10 51:38

This is a really good time.

SPEAKER_06 51:42

I hope the audience loves it.

SPEAKER_10 51:44

Oh that's better.

SPEAKER_06 51:47

Okay, here we go. I just had sex by the lonely island sang by me.

SPEAKER_08 51:54

Morgan Freeman.

SPEAKER_06 51:55

Morgan Freeman. Sometimes something beautiful happens in this world. You don't know how to express yourself, so you just gotta sing.

SPEAKER_07 52:13

I just had sex and it felt so good. A woman let me put my penis inside her. I just had sex and ever go.

SPEAKER_06 52:37

I haven't felt great. It felt so good when I did it with my penis. A girl let me do it. Literally just happened. Having sex can make a nice man out the meanest. Never guess where I just came from. I had sex if I had to describe the feeling it was the best when I had the sex. My penis called my parents right after I was done.

SPEAKER_08 53:04

You are in fast enough, sir. I do not have the flow.

SPEAKER_12 53:09

That's okay. It's funny that like from these clips, people aren't gonna know that we actually are musically inclined. And I think that's hilarious. Like it cracks me up.

SPEAKER_06 53:21

Um, do you want to do another one, Taylor, or do you want to pick one for me?

SPEAKER_12 53:26

Um can you pick can you pick one for me, but don't make it bad.

SPEAKER_06 53:32

Can I pick one for you? Can you pick one for you?

unknown 53:34

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_10 53:35

No swear words, because I'm I'm a perfect angel.

SPEAKER_06 53:38

I am on it. Sing King karaoke. Um I know I know you're uh I know you're a pop girly.

SPEAKER_12 53:51

I'm a pop girly through the girl.

SPEAKER_06 53:53

So we're gonna pick pop karaoke genre. Akon, dude, I love that song. I forgot how much I love that song.

SPEAKER_04 54:06

I love Akon.

SPEAKER_06 54:10

I'm more of a T-Pane guy than an Akon guy personally.

SPEAKER_11 54:13

But go up.

SPEAKER_06 54:19

I'm on a boat. I'm on a boat. Um, okay, so they don't have I They don't have um they don't have one specifically that's pop. They have pop rocks or they have RB.

SPEAKER_12 54:41

Let's do let's do pop rocks.

SPEAKER_06 54:43

Pop rocks?

SPEAKER_12 54:44

I don't trust my RB.

SPEAKER_06 54:46

Fair enough.

SPEAKER_03 54:48

Um I got the flow for RB.

SPEAKER_06 54:53

Should we do one Harry Style sign of the times? How about Rune 5 Sugar?

SPEAKER_08 55:06

Anything in Rune Five.

SPEAKER_06 55:07

Olivia Rodrigo's good for you.

SPEAKER_10 55:11

Let's do that one.

SPEAKER_06 55:13

Green Days Wake Me Up when September ends.

SPEAKER_10 55:16

That's so sad.

SPEAKER_06 55:18

Cold plays yellow.

SPEAKER_12 55:20

It was all yellow.

SPEAKER_06 55:23

Um Direction U and I.

SPEAKER_12 55:31

Can I do Sabrina Carpenter house tour?

SPEAKER_06 55:34

I didn't see that in there. I'm sorry, buddy.

SPEAKER_12 55:39

They had Daddy Cop, but not House Tour by Sabrina Carpenter.

SPEAKER_08 55:42

Because Daddy Cop's a better song.

SPEAKER_12 55:45

Oh, you're right.

SPEAKER_06 55:46

Um, so you said you'd be cool with uh sugar. Uh there's also journeys don't stop believing.

Journey Finale And Closing Songs

SPEAKER_12 55:53

Let's do that one. That's good though. Journey.

SPEAKER_06 55:57

Journey.

SPEAKER_11 55:59

Do you want that house tour?

SPEAKER_07 56:02

Do you want to build a snowman?

SPEAKER_11 56:04

Second, third four.

SPEAKER_07 56:06

We don't have to build a snowman. Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_12 56:12

Have you seen the new trend? Hang on before you hit play. Have you seen the new trend when kids are throwing bits of people going, Samantha?

SPEAKER_07 56:19

I don't even know a Samantha.

SPEAKER_12 56:22

And the babies look around like Samantha. You should try it on Adam next time.

SPEAKER_06 56:30

You ready?

SPEAKER_12 56:31

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 56:41

These bitches ain't shit but hoes and trick.

SPEAKER_11 57:00

Just a small town girl. Living in a lonely world. Took the midnight triangle.

SPEAKER_12 57:16

Just a city boy. Where was he? Where was he born? Born to South Detroit. Where was he going?

SPEAKER_11 57:24

It took the midnight triangle.

SPEAKER_06 57:30

Oh, maybe he's going to the same place as that girl from earlier. What are the odds?

SPEAKER_12 57:50

What are you smelling? Smell a line and cheese. For a smile that you should. It goes on and on.

SPEAKER_07 58:01

It just keeps going.

SPEAKER_12 58:03

Strangers. Waiting. Where are the waiting? Up and down the floor for their shadows.

SPEAKER_11 58:13

Birching in the night, yay, yay. Live in just a fine emotion. Hide and where are they hiding? Somewhere in the night.

SPEAKER_08 58:37

Hell yeah, brother. Damn you, Taylor.

SPEAKER_12 58:44

Working hard to get my fill. Everybody wants the drill.

SPEAKER_06 58:53

I'm not gonna make you sing the whole thing.

SPEAKER_12 58:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_10 58:56

I was locked in.

SPEAKER_06 58:57

That was awesome.

SPEAKER_12 59:02

Glad I can put on the show, guys.

SPEAKER_06 59:04

What else we got?

SPEAKER_12 59:05

Everyone go pay for the Patreon.

SPEAKER_06 59:09

Guys, seriously, pay for the Patreon. Like seriously? Like for Rizzle?

SPEAKER_12 59:15

For Rizzle.

SPEAKER_06 59:16

But for wheel? See o isui?

SPEAKER_10 59:19

Did he soon just hit the goodie?

SPEAKER_06 59:23

Do we want to keep going or do we want to call it quits?

SPEAKER_12 59:27

Uh probably call it quits. My head's getting worse by the minute.

SPEAKER_06 59:31

Fair enough. Fair enough. We did quite a few of them.

SPEAKER_08 59:34

I think it's I think it's it's just as big as it was when the show started. I don't think it's got any bigger.

SPEAKER_12 59:42

I thought I thought you meant the show itself, and I was like, oh ouch.

SPEAKER_06 59:45

I mean, he ain't wrong.

SPEAKER_12 59:47

Your head wrong. Your head.

Monetization News And Patreon Push

SPEAKER_06 59:49

Guys, we're monetized now. I forgot to announce it.

SPEAKER_12 59:53

Oh, we should have led about that, dude. All right, I'll start taking it seriously.

SPEAKER_02 59:59

Don't figure.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:00

I will money starts rolling in. Um I don't want to die. Well, well, Taylor, you see how it works is we get paid 1.4 cents for every ad that plays on our show. So congratulations. I think we've made$30.

SPEAKER_12 1:00:29

It's all yours. I don't want it for them, poor folk.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:35

But still, it's it's uh it's a huge success for the show. We are officially monetized, all of our legal issues from the beginning of the show are over and done and gone.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:48

And we got sued, baby.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:52

We are in the clear to do things, and uh yeah, I I think it's I think it's a a new chapter for us.

SPEAKER_05 1:01:01

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_10 1:01:03

Let's go. That's so exciting. Is it because Chris knows a guy?

SPEAKER_08 1:01:07

I don't think so. I don't think so. Taylor, it's not about who you know, it's about who you blow. It's not about who you know, it's about who you don't know.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:16

I blew a guy, and I didn't know him.

SPEAKER_07 1:01:20

You poor.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:22

Um, but no, it's it's it's pretty exciting news, though.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:25

Uh, we're we're doing stuff, yeah, and the Patreon's doing well.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:29

Everybody should definitely go check that out. There's so much extra stuff on there.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:34

So do I subscribe to that? Do we open my subscription group?

SPEAKER_06 1:01:38

Yeah, yeah, you're on there. Um, you just gotta jump on and hang out.

SPEAKER_12 1:01:41

You literally don't know how to use it.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:43

That's fine. Um, but on there, if you are interested in using it, uh, I just found in the archives all of our old bonus shows that we never put up anywhere. Taylor, you remember back in the day when the show first started, when we were like, we're gonna be famous and people are going to want to pay for stuff, so we need extra content to give them.

SPEAKER_12 1:02:09

12 years later.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:11

And here we are, exactly three years later, almost to the day. Um, I just put up all of that bonus content.

SPEAKER_10 1:02:21

That's so fun.

SPEAKER_06 1:02:22

I have no idea what we said on it. I didn't listen to any of it, it was all pre and post-show talks. Well, guys, we're about to be demonetized. I was gonna say, we might, it's on the Patreon, so we're good. Uh you can say anything you want on the Patreon. So I didn't listen to them. But if you are interested, I think there's like six or seven bonus shows on the Patreon right now from the archives. Um, I couldn't, it was just me and Taylor. Uh, Lindsay was on some of them, actually. So it was me, Lindsay, and Taylor. Um, I have no idea what we've said. I have no idea what's on there. They're all like they're all like no, they're all like 30 minutes.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:07

Really? We are back.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:08

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um and we did a exclusive bonus episode today that will be up on the Patreon as well. So you'll be able to see that. Um but on top of that, there's also other stuff on there, all of the dark side episodes, the phasmophobia stuff, our gaming stuff, it's all over on our Patreon. And Taylor made a swan, and we will put that up on the Patreon as well.

SPEAKER_12 1:03:35

And I cleaned my teeth with it. So if you want it, 50 bucks. Do you like the swan?

SPEAKER_08 1:03:45

We are we doing that now? Because I've got some really stinky socks we can put up on the Patreon. Yeah. Three dollars.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:52

I don't know if you know this, Chris. I know we've talked about it. I will literally do anything for money. I am I am in a situation right now where literally anything. Government agencies, do you hear that? Are you interested in my saliva? You can have it. Yuck. Um, but yeah, super excited. That's right. Happy to announce everything. Taylor, close out the show for us.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:23

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SPEAKER_06 1:04:38

And follow the damn Instagram. I mean, for real. 499? 499 for the last week. I've had to look at that and be like, one more. We need one more person.

SPEAKER_08 1:04:49

Instagram won't let me create any more accounts, Arlie. I'm I apologize.

SPEAKER_12 1:04:53

He created 499 accounts.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:56

Um but seriously, like if you listen to the show and you have an Instagram, why not? You know? Doesn't make any sense. Uh but, anyways, it has been real. Uh Taylor, hang out. I got a couple of questions for you. And peace.