Dec. 15, 2025

Top 10 Songs Everyone Knows the Words to!

Top 10 Songs Everyone Knows the Words to!

Send in your music story! Ever watch a stranger melt down in public and wonder what the right response should be? We start with a jaw-dropping Walmart story—complete with aisle-side outrage and a hero repeating “why are you mad?”—and turn it into a bigger conversation about empathy, language barriers, and how to keep your dignity when everything feels loud. No lectures, just honest debate about patience, translation apps, and the tiny choices that make life easier for everyone. From there, w...

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Season 2

Send in your music story!

Ever watch a stranger melt down in public and wonder what the right response should be? We start with a jaw-dropping Walmart story—complete with aisle-side outrage and a hero repeating “why are you mad?”—and turn it into a bigger conversation about empathy, language barriers, and how to keep your dignity when everything feels loud. No lectures, just honest debate about patience, translation apps, and the tiny choices that make life easier for everyone.

From there, we jump into a home-repair misadventure that would make any new homeowner sweat: a contractor who shows up with painter’s tape and no materials, a realtor with disappearing texts, and the case for clear communication. We talk tipping etiquette for delivery apps and why incentives matter, then shift gears into a moment of tenderness: Taylor’s hand-drawn cardinal for her dad, honoring a loved one with art that blends craft and memory.

And then it’s pure joy. We pull up Spotify Wrapped confessions and rank the 10 songs everyone knows, singing along to the anthems that turn bars into choirs and cars into stages. From Sweet Caroline and Don’t Stop Believin’ to Mr. Brightside, Wannabe, All the Small Things, Hey Ya, Bohemian Rhapsody, and We Will Rock You, we argue, laugh, and admit which tracks make us want to rage or cry in the best way. It’s nostalgia, karaoke energy, and the shared soundtrack that proves music still ties us together when words fail.

Grab a zero-sugar boost made with coffee-based caffeine, check out our new merch, and hang with us for a ride that’s messy, human, and weirdly uplifting. If this made you smile, think, or sing along, hit follow, share with a friend who needs a pick-me-up, and leave a quick review—what’s your number one singalong song?

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00:00 - Caffeine, Banter, And Cold Opens

04:45 - The Walmart Confrontation

13:30 - Language Barriers And Basic Decency

20:00 - The Home Repair Saga

28:45 - Tipping, DoorDash, And Etiquette

31:40 - Sponsor Talk: Dubby Energy

34:00 - Taylor’s Cardinal Art Gift

40:30 - Music Tangents And Chris Cornell

44:30 - Spotify Wrapped Reveals

48:45 - The 10 Songs Everyone Knows

01:09:10 - Merch, Shakers, And Studio Chill

01:13:20 - More Wrapped, Favorite Artists, Good Swim

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I'm the worst person to have a podcast.

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I do fairly what is up, everybody.

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Welcome back to the Hook and Bridge Podcast.

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I am your host, Harley, joined by my co-hosts, Chris and Taylor.

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Hey.

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Chris, ask me how many of you are.

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Chris, ask me how many cups of coffee I've had today.

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Ask, ask, ask, ask me.

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Hey Chris.

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Hey, Chris, Chris, Chris, hey, Chris.

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Could you ask Taylor how many cups of coffee she's had today?

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Harley, should I ask Taylor how many cups of coffee she's had?

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I say no.

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I'm a rebel.

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Taylor.

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How many cups of coffee you had today?

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Seven.

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Seven cups.

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Sorry, Taylor, we can't hear you.

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Really?

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Taylor, are you there?

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No, sorry, you're gonna stress me.

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I'm stressed.

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I'm stressed.

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I don't like I don't like it.

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Oh guys.

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Hello?

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Taylor, say something ridiculous.

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Hello from the other side.

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Yeah, Taylor's all hyped up today.

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I tried.

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And I'm trying so hard.

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I mean, I'm having another coke because I was having a caffeine crash, guys.

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Cat card crash.

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Head started to hurt.

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Lindsay's dealing with a headache right now.

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She's in the other room eating some dinner, her and Adam, and she's dealing with a headache.

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Have some coffee.

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I gave her some espresso from this espresso machine that somebody got me for Christmas.

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I wonder who did that.

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I I also wonder.

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I'm not gonna say because you know what?

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I listened back on the last show that we did.

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I I assume Chris probably listened to it as well.

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That's good.

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I didn't.

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That's crazy.

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It's you and Taylor, right?

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Yeah.

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No, I haven't listened to that yet.

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Oh, okay.

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Well, a handful of people have listened, and I'm one of them.

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And I said in the episode, somebody got you a Nintendo Switch 2.

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I wonder who that was, and you just moved on.

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Oh, did I?

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You got me Nintendo Switch 2?

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You're so sweet.

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I am so sorry.

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I didn't mean to.

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For those listening, I didn't mean to just move on.

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Anyways, Taylor, so you've had seven cups of coffee.

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I'm I'm three deep.

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Seven.

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Chris does not drink coffee.

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I do.

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Do you not start?

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Well, you drink like folgers.

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That's the best part awakening.

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Folgers in Europe.

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You drink good old-fashioned American coffee.

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Black.

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Oh my gosh, guys, I have a story to tell you.

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Speaking of America, I have a story to tell you.

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USA.

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USA.

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USA USA.

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USA.

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USA.

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Um, should I get into it?

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It's crazy.

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I don't think I've told have I read my Walmart story by almost fist body the other day in Walmart.

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I don't know.

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Keep telling it though.

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Let's see how fast we can roll through this story and how much of it we actually get to hear.

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Okay.

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Yeah.

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So listen, so I'm in Walmart, right?

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This girl's losing her mind, throwing hands in the airs.

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I rate.

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She had ran into a personal shopper, asked him a question, lost her mind.

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The person, like the people who like uh do the mobile orders, you know what I mean?

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Like have the big things oh okay, they got the big carts.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So he's all flustered.

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I accidentally I'm going down the same aisle.

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I'm nosy.

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She's losing her mind.

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I run into his cart.

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I say, Oh my gosh, are you okay?

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And he was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And then he ran off.

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Okay.

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So this woman runs into another personal shopper at the end of the aisle, losing her mind, yelling, screaming, and she's going, Nobody ever speaks English anymore.

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I can't believe that you guys would hire hire all these illegal immigrants to this to the personal shopper lady, losing her mind, guys.

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Losing it.

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What's happening to our country?

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Okay.

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What a stance to take in the middle of a Walmart.

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In the middle of a Walmart and Florida.

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Yeah.

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So I'm yeah, Florida people are crazy.

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We know this.

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Crazy.

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This is true.

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So I'm not too far from them, but like far enough, you know what I mean?

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I'm minding my own business.

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I'm getting the seasonings that I needed.

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I accidentally said the Mexican seasonings.

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Actually, it was for a pot roast.

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Oh, so it was white seasonings.

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Yeah.

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So you were getting salt and pepper.

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Yeah.

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That's the only way to season my pot roast.

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Honestly, pepper must be a little bit more.

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Um, anywho, oh, you guys froze.

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Are we back?

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So, so the lady um I said accidentally out loud, I said, Wow, what an odd thing to say as a grown woman.

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And she turned around and started screaming at me.

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Wait, wait, you you entertained the conversation?

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So it wasn't entertained.

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I was like close enough to where she could hear me, but I out loud said, Wow, what an odd thing to say as a grown woman.

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And so she then turned around and started yelling at me, and she said, I I've born and raised here, and I'm like, okay, and I'm not.

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What do you mean?

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So then I was like, Yeah, you also live in Florida.

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Like, if we're looking at the most diverse countries or diverse states, do you know what I mean?

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Like you live in Florida.

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Anywho, I think New Mexico is probably the most, well, I wouldn't say diverse.

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I would say in the country, it's the most diverse part of the country.

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I'm saying, like, if you look at all the states you could live in, like if we're taking a stance over you being mad at people speaking Spanish in a store, maybe move to Florida.

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Maybe, maybe move up north.

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Anywho, yeah.

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So she's smelling at me, and then the woman, the personal shopper lady, goes, uh, you know, I think what you're looking for is in lawn and garden.

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And I'm like, Oh, so also you're stupid because whatever you need is obviously for either your lawn or your garden.

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Anywho, so then this guy comes up and he's just a normal shopper.

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He's just getting his groceries, gets right up on Twitter and goes, Yo, why are you mad?

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Why are you so mad on a third day?

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This is the most Florida story I've ever heard.

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And he goes, He's just trying to provide for her family.

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Why are you so mad?

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Because this and then an alligator came by and asked where the salt was.

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Well, no, Lily asked if they sold grapes at the lemonade stand.

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And Ted Cruz was there for some reason.

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So the guy continued to follow her around the store, harassing her, asking her she was just so mad on a Thursday and just couldn't do her shopping.

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Why was she so mad?

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I said, Well, this is crazy.

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Truly went home and I was like, I will be going back to Wall.

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That was a crazy experience.

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Anywho, so I definitely thought she was gonna fist bite me, but that was my story.

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That's it.

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The real question is, could do you think he could have taken her?

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Yeah, she kind of looked like a crackhead.

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Yeah, crackheads are swirly.

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I think I would have been okay though.

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I had at least 80 pounds on her, to be honest with you.

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Yeah, but then you gotta worry about the biting though.

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Those are like zombies.

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Yeah, I might get I might get rabies.

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Yeah, you get bit by one of them, and suddenly you're a crackhead, and then we gotta put you down.

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I think good like kick in the gut, she would have been a goner, you know.

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It would have been like that episode of Dragon Ball Z when they kick Cell in the stomach and he pukes out one of the androids.

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Yeah, she'll puke out her crack.

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But no, no, no, no matter what anyone's political beliefs are religious beliefs, I'm a I'm a diehard, don't be a dick.

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Like, you know what I mean?

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Yeah, and that was the thing.

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I was like, you can be mad at the situation.

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Sorry that he didn't speak well enough English to help you.

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You're in the middle of a Walmart and you're 60.

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Calm down.

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Yeah, also like I agree with Chris, like whatever your beliefs are, have them in the privacy of your home.

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For real, don't bring that, don't bring that shit into the streets, man.

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That's what I'm saying.

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What are you gonna say?

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You're gonna start the revolution in a Walmart.

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Well, and honestly, Ethan, I'll go as far, I never would, but if you're in a group of people and you're complaining, do you know what I mean?

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Like you're in a Walmart, and you're like, oh, these workers don't speak English, but you're within your group, don't go to the that lady was just trying to fulfill some mobile orders.

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Also, the guy was fulfilling mobile orders, he doesn't need to speak English.

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So the whole thing was crazy.

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I was like, okay.

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Feel feel free to shut me down on this, guys.

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Feel free to shut me down on this.

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This is just my personal belief.

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Oh, okay.

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Um, when it comes to language barriers, just in general, like people not speaking English.

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Yeah, I I don't it maybe it's just me.

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I don't get upset about that.

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No, it's also, I think, with the language barrier, like there are so many people that come into my part of employment where I am a barista who don't speak English, and we figure out what they need.

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I can't wait to chop up everything that you say this episode and make you sound so racist because of how bad you're because of how bad your connection is.

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No, I know.

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I would never do that.

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I would never do that.

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Um that's on the Patreon only, guys.

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Yeah, you have to pay for me to be racist.

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Taylor's racism is for sale.

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It's for sale.

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I don't do that for free.

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Um, no, I yeah, I don't think it's hard if you just take a couple seconds to like, you know what I mean?

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Like, it's not hard.

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Well, no, I I think it is hard.

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I think that it's challenging.

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I think that like it can be frustrating.

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But also, she would have just been like, I need a shovel.

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He could have pointed to Lawn and Garden.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Well, my thing is is like, let's say that I were to go to another country.

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I wouldn't want them to treat me like shit because I don't speak Italian, you know what I mean?

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Like, why are you so rude?

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Stop being like that.

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The biggest thing is is don't be rude.

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Or I disagree.

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If you're gonna live in another country, like no other country, uh maybe mine is like Canada and well, maybe Europe.

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Never mind, the list is longer than I thought, but uh you know, you assimilate, you know, try.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Uh I do know so so my poppy came over here when I believe he was 17 from El Salvador.

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Not legal.

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Since then he became legal, you know.

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Um this was a long, long time ago.

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Yeah, but you know, he's a firm believer in like no, you assimilate.

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That's that's why you come here.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I and honestly, I I know now I'm gonna look like the racist.

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I have friends that you know, no, I know like a handful of people who don't speak English as their primary language.

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I don't know a ton of people, but I know a handful.

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Yeah, and out of the people that I do know, like they at least have a passable understanding of English, which I I think that at least that shows you're putting in the effort, you know what I mean?

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Like if somebody comes up to you and they're like, hey, where's the shovels?

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You at least understand enough to be like point this way, you know.

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Yeah, yeah.

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I'm not saying it should be perfect with with a West Virginian accent, you know what I mean.

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Also, I want that lady to take a Rosetta Stone class and show me how easy it is to learn a second language because my dumbass can't learn Spanish.

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I've tried, I can't do it.

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He probably did know enough English to help her, but she heard him say one thing in Spanish and then just assumed.

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Do you know what I mean?

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Like, I feel like that's what it is.

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Like I said, whenever people come into my place of employment, even if they I've had a handful of people who like don't speak English at all, but a more majority of them can like figure out, like they can be like, oh cappuccino, this size.

00:14:14.410 --> 00:14:17.370
I'll get you a medium cappuccino, I can do that.

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You know what I mean?

00:14:18.330 --> 00:14:24.970
Like listen, I don't I don't go to that certain place to get coffee, yeah.

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But that's me.

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I'm like, um, small, medium, large.

00:14:28.650 --> 00:14:30.090
I small, medium, large.

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I need a lot.

00:14:32.970 --> 00:14:33.610
Yeah.

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Um I don't do Venti the Vici Uno Dose, whatever.

00:14:38.490 --> 00:14:39.050
I don't do that.

00:14:39.210 --> 00:14:40.410
Uh Da Vinci?

00:14:40.970 --> 00:14:42.490
Da Vinci Code, that's what I was talking about.

00:14:42.730 --> 00:14:43.210
Yes, yes, yes.

00:14:43.370 --> 00:14:46.170
Have you have you ever seen the movie Role Models?

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Have you guys seen role models?

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Yeah, dude, I own like three coffee when when he's arguing about the coffee at the beginning, and he's like, now you're stupid in two languages.

00:14:57.690 --> 00:15:02.810
And she's like, it's called a Vinti because it's 20, 20 ounces, venti.

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Uh, did you know that a trenta is 30 ounces, guys?

00:15:08.970 --> 00:15:09.530
Hmm.

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I don't speak German.

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Sorry, I didn't know that.

00:15:12.970 --> 00:15:14.730
Well, you speak a little.

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Watch, it goes on the internet.

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Whoa.

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Um, so, anyways, um, that's that's a good story.

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I think it's a good conversation.

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I I think um, yeah, I can't I can't learn Spanish.

00:15:33.930 --> 00:15:45.290
I do think that it would be really funny if that's the case, if he just was like completely fluent in two languages and she was just such a bitch right out the gate that he was just like, I'm gonna pretend I don't know English.

00:15:45.610 --> 00:15:49.530
I just I can't I can't get over the guy who was like, Why are you so mad?

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And then, like, did the Lord's work by following her around the store?

00:15:53.370 --> 00:15:54.009
Did he film her?

00:15:54.650 --> 00:15:56.570
This this sounds like a filming situation.

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No, he didn't film, but he was like a six-two buff dude.

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He just kept going, Why you mad?

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Up on her, why you why are you mad?

00:16:03.850 --> 00:16:05.129
Tell me more about this guy.

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Six two buff.

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That's it.

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Six two and buff.

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Oh, all right, asking why she was mad, and then followed her around the store.

00:16:16.090 --> 00:16:16.889
It was really funny.

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I said, Oh that sucks for you.

00:16:19.530 --> 00:16:20.650
It made her so uncomfortable.

00:16:20.810 --> 00:16:22.170
Good, acting like that.

00:16:23.290 --> 00:16:25.530
Yeah, that's what that's what people like that deserve.

00:16:25.770 --> 00:16:31.690
Yeah, and that was my thing, and it's so funny because everyone is employed, so I called Sabrina after tell her about it.

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Because I was like, This is wild.

00:16:33.530 --> 00:16:37.290
Um, I was telling her, I said, I either need to learn how to fight or learn how to shut my mouth.

00:16:37.370 --> 00:16:40.410
And she said, Well, I've known you for 24 years, so you better learn how to fight.

00:16:42.170 --> 00:16:45.930
So this this brought up a funny story that I gotta tell you guys.

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So um I bought my new house, right?

00:16:50.810 --> 00:16:58.009
And the people that we bought the house from didn't finish all of the work that we agreed to in the contract.

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So they're supposed to come out and finish it, right?

00:17:01.370 --> 00:17:02.889
And it's been a while.

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So I text the realtor that we bought the house from, not my realtor, their realtor.

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Yeah.

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People that we bought the house from.

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So I text that realtor because that's what I was instructed by my realtor to do.

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So I'm like, hey, when are you going to come and fix this pipe?

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We have a pipe, a gas line that they ran through our like breakfast area, and it's just on the wall.

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It's an eyesore, and they're supposed to cover it up.

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Yeah.

00:17:31.049 --> 00:17:39.450
So um, she says, uh, she says we have the piece.

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When can you be available?

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So I was like, well, I'm off Saturdays and Sundays, so Saturday or Sunday, whatever works for you.

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Don't hear back.

00:17:53.050 --> 00:17:55.050
Saturday rolls around.

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No time, nothing.

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I I've gotten nothing back from this lady.

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Saturday rolls around.

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A work van shows up at my front door, guy gets out, comes to my door, does not speak English.

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Not not even not even a little bit.

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Right, like complete total language barrier.

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Yeah.

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So he comes to the door and I'm like, Can I help you?

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And he shows me a picture of the pipe in my house.

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And I was like, Okay, do you have the materials?

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And he just stares at me.

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No abolos English.

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So so I bring him in and I and I point to the pipe and I show him, and he goes, see, and then he shows me the picture, and I was like, Yes, do you have the materials to do the job?

00:18:40.090 --> 00:18:43.610
So now I'm like miming a hammer and stuff, right?

00:18:44.090 --> 00:18:46.330
So yes.

00:18:46.810 --> 00:18:52.410
So so he's smart and he gets, I didn't even think about this, but he gets on his phone and he goes to Google Translate.

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Yeah, and hands me, yeah, hands me his phone, so I I type it in there and I give it back to him, and he types back they sent me.

00:19:03.930 --> 00:19:06.250
Now I'm like, okay.

00:19:06.970 --> 00:19:08.890
Who who is they?

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What company are you with?

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And where is the stuff to do the job?

00:19:14.730 --> 00:19:16.490
You're just holding a phone.

00:19:16.650 --> 00:19:20.490
You have oh, I'm sorry, he's holding a phone and painter's tape.

00:19:20.810 --> 00:19:24.970
What I don't know what he planned on doing.

00:19:25.290 --> 00:19:27.370
Like, look, like it was the Cuban government.

00:19:27.530 --> 00:19:28.170
They sent him.

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I dude, I was I was baffled.

00:19:31.050 --> 00:19:33.130
They sent a Timu assassin.

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So I I get I get his phone back.

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I get his phone back, and I'm like, what company are you with?

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And he says, the realtor.

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I said, okay, we're not even gonna dive into that anymore.

00:19:46.490 --> 00:19:48.570
I've moved past the company question.

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I tech I text on his phone, I'm like, where are the materials to do the job?

00:19:53.370 --> 00:19:54.410
Hand it back to him.

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He holds up, he holds up the tape.

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No, and I take I take the phone, I take the phone, and I'm like, you need to get a hold of whoever sent you and tell them that you do not have the materials to do the job.

00:20:08.330 --> 00:20:12.090
I need you to leave and come back with the materials, right?

00:20:12.410 --> 00:20:16.410
Yeah, so he he reads all of that, he apologizes and leaves.

00:20:16.650 --> 00:20:17.290
Yeah.

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The realtor texts me.

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Oh, you know what?

00:20:21.530 --> 00:20:21.850
Fuck it.

00:20:21.930 --> 00:20:23.210
I'm putting her on blast.

00:20:23.290 --> 00:20:27.050
I got I'd watch in case you have to like actually take a record.

00:20:27.690 --> 00:20:28.890
No, I've got the receipts, dude.

00:20:28.970 --> 00:20:30.010
We're gonna we're gonna do this.

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We're gonna do this.

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The public deserves to know.

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I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna say her name or anything.

00:20:36.890 --> 00:20:37.210
Okay.

00:20:37.610 --> 00:20:39.290
Um Barbara.

00:20:40.650 --> 00:20:42.570
Uh it is definitely not Barbara.

00:20:42.730 --> 00:20:43.930
Uh it is Suzanne.

00:20:44.090 --> 00:20:46.490
So we keep going through Kara names.

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You I'll tell you what, you guys keep guessing names and keep moving more eastern as you say them.

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Becky, and I'll tell you how close you get.

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Um Barbran.

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No, Eastern.

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Real Eastern.

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Carol.

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Nope.

00:21:06.570 --> 00:21:08.570
We're still we're still US.

00:21:09.050 --> 00:21:09.930
Oh, I was starting.

00:21:10.170 --> 00:21:10.890
I was about to go ding.

00:21:16.330 --> 00:21:18.010
Uh let's see here.

00:21:18.410 --> 00:21:18.890
Sasha.

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Maggie.

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No.

00:21:21.130 --> 00:21:21.770
Maggie is crazy.

00:21:21.930 --> 00:21:22.330
No, no, no.

00:21:22.490 --> 00:21:23.450
Maggie is such a sweet name.

00:21:23.610 --> 00:21:25.290
I don't know what an Eastern name is.

00:21:25.530 --> 00:21:26.090
Me either.

00:21:26.250 --> 00:21:27.290
I don't think I want to try.

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Not on the internet.

00:21:35.370 --> 00:21:35.930
All right.

00:21:36.090 --> 00:21:39.290
Uh Chris, tell me about.

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Oh, never mind.

00:21:40.250 --> 00:21:40.570
Hold on.

00:21:40.650 --> 00:21:41.130
I found it.

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Okay.

00:21:41.690 --> 00:21:42.170
Here we go.

00:21:42.570 --> 00:21:43.610
Oh, yeah, that's great.

00:21:43.690 --> 00:21:46.890
He wanted to hear about you, Chris, and now he doesn't because he found the text messages.

00:21:46.970 --> 00:21:48.090
How does that make you feel?

00:21:48.890 --> 00:21:51.610
He just was using you to fill a void in time.

00:21:52.490 --> 00:21:53.130
That's crazy.

00:21:53.450 --> 00:21:54.010
I'm used to it.

00:21:54.090 --> 00:21:54.650
I'm used to it.

00:21:55.290 --> 00:21:55.930
Chris.

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Okay.

00:21:58.730 --> 00:21:59.370
All right.

00:21:59.770 --> 00:22:00.090
So.

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Oh wow.

00:22:07.130 --> 00:22:09.210
Dude, I didn't know you could do this.

00:22:11.210 --> 00:22:15.690
Did you know that you can delete text messages and they disappear from the other person's phone?

00:22:16.090 --> 00:22:17.930
If you do it before they read it, yeah.

00:22:18.250 --> 00:22:21.130
She deleted her text messages to me.

00:22:22.570 --> 00:22:23.050
Uh uh.

00:22:23.370 --> 00:22:24.730
You didn't screenshot it?

00:22:25.050 --> 00:22:25.370
No.

00:22:26.010 --> 00:22:27.450
Why didn't you screenshot?

00:22:27.850 --> 00:22:29.610
You always screenshot things, man.

00:22:29.850 --> 00:22:33.370
Well, so this is she didn't delete she didn't delete all of them, but this is where we left off.

00:22:33.530 --> 00:22:38.010
She says, You said during the day, I asked him to be there at 10.

00:22:38.410 --> 00:22:43.370
He said he knew what he and he knew what needed to be done.

00:22:43.610 --> 00:22:47.450
He said you didn't let him do it because you didn't know anything about it.

00:22:47.930 --> 00:22:54.250
So to which I responded, um that you know there needed to be better communication, blah, blah, blah, right?

00:22:54.650 --> 00:22:55.130
Yeah.

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She said he was scheduled to take a look at the job.

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Now, mind you, her previous her previous text messages to me says that he that they have the material to finish the work.

00:23:07.930 --> 00:23:10.410
Yeah, they have already come out and looked at everything.

00:23:10.570 --> 00:23:12.250
They're the ones that put the pipe.

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You know what I mean?

00:23:13.690 --> 00:23:15.050
So like, whoa.

00:23:15.450 --> 00:23:17.530
Dude, I didn't personally zoom in.

00:23:17.610 --> 00:23:18.490
You were like Bjorn.

00:23:19.690 --> 00:23:25.130
So so, anyways, like so they have everything in order to do the job, I'm told.

00:23:25.370 --> 00:23:34.330
So, anyways, she says that he was scheduled to come and take a look at the job, and and then they would take care of the problem.

00:23:34.490 --> 00:23:38.570
All I had to do was let him in and show him the pipe and where it was located.

00:23:38.650 --> 00:23:40.650
The rest of the job of it.

00:23:40.890 --> 00:23:42.810
The rest of the job would get done.

00:23:43.050 --> 00:23:47.050
He was a licensed carpenter, and now he doesn't want to come back.

00:23:47.210 --> 00:23:53.610
If I knew you were so hard to work with, I wouldn't have let you move in at all before the jobs were done.

00:23:53.850 --> 00:23:54.330
What the fuck?

00:23:54.570 --> 00:23:59.530
I went above and beyond to accommodate your needs, and now I have to deal with all of this.

00:23:59.690 --> 00:24:01.130
Dude, I lost it.

00:24:01.290 --> 00:24:01.770
I lost it.

00:24:02.090 --> 00:24:03.690
Make sure you screenshot all of those.

00:24:03.770 --> 00:24:05.210
I would be taking them to court.

00:24:06.970 --> 00:24:09.850
I said, again, that's not what you told me.

00:24:10.010 --> 00:24:12.970
You said the contractor was ready to get the job done today.

00:24:13.130 --> 00:24:16.410
When the contractor came without the materials, I asked him about it.

00:24:16.570 --> 00:24:20.490
He said he didn't speak English and wasn't sure what was needed to be done.

00:24:20.810 --> 00:24:27.610
You again did not communicate to me a time, nor did you communicate who would be coming to my house.

00:24:28.010 --> 00:24:29.770
This is on you, not me.

00:24:30.010 --> 00:24:36.330
Also, the work should have been done prior to closing, which is what you were supposed to do.

00:24:36.490 --> 00:24:40.090
So I don't know what to tell you, but the work needs done.

00:24:40.490 --> 00:24:42.490
You should have pointed out the painter's tape.

00:24:42.570 --> 00:24:47.050
When asked if he had the materials, he literally held up painter's tape.

00:24:47.290 --> 00:24:49.690
So do you know why I figured out why he had the painter's tape?

00:24:49.770 --> 00:24:50.650
Do you know why?

00:24:50.970 --> 00:24:55.290
He was going to measure the area with painter's tape.

00:24:57.130 --> 00:24:58.170
I'm sorry.

00:24:59.690 --> 00:25:01.130
No, how to use a tape measure.

00:25:01.290 --> 00:25:01.930
That's a weird one.

00:25:02.090 --> 00:25:03.690
I don't think he had one.

00:25:04.570 --> 00:25:06.250
Who did she send out?

00:25:07.050 --> 00:25:09.130
What brother-in-law did she call?

00:25:09.450 --> 00:25:14.490
So she says, Remind, you moved in before the gas line had been taken care of.

00:25:14.650 --> 00:25:17.930
You moved in on Sunday, the gas connected and approved on Monday.

00:25:18.090 --> 00:25:23.370
So no, we could not get a job done before the gas was completely uh completely approved.

00:25:23.530 --> 00:25:26.170
Virginia Natural Gas has to see the work, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:26.250 --> 00:25:26.970
You know, the usual.

00:25:27.770 --> 00:25:30.090
That still should have been done beforehand.

00:25:30.730 --> 00:25:37.130
I said, for the record, you did do the work while we were here prior to the gas.

00:25:37.370 --> 00:25:45.690
Your husband, who was the contractor that you hired to do the work, came in to fix this issue while I was moving my stuff in.

00:25:46.650 --> 00:25:50.330
And the price of um, hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:25:50.650 --> 00:25:55.130
Uh, to fix the issue, that's why there was a piece of wood out back that he left.

00:25:55.370 --> 00:26:05.770
Also, your brother had to come and fix the broken window that you agreed to fix prior to us moving in, and that happened two weeks after we closed on the house.

00:26:06.970 --> 00:26:10.250
I was like, this is huh?

00:26:10.570 --> 00:26:12.090
Did you use a like a big company?

00:26:12.170 --> 00:26:15.610
Like a name, like a no, no, no brand recognition.

00:26:15.690 --> 00:26:18.730
No, I mean, I'll I'll gladly throw them under the bus.

00:26:18.890 --> 00:26:21.050
I used justiah from Alcova.

00:26:21.370 --> 00:26:22.330
Oh no, that's fine.

00:26:22.570 --> 00:26:23.210
It's fine.

00:26:23.370 --> 00:26:30.170
I used Josiah from Alcova, and I used Sam from whatever company Sam was from.

00:26:30.410 --> 00:26:33.690
Um, those were my realtors, those were my realtors.

00:26:34.170 --> 00:26:36.330
Oh, and I don't know that I don't know these people.

00:26:36.410 --> 00:26:37.450
This was on their end.

00:26:37.930 --> 00:26:42.090
I would mess your realtors and be like, I need to figure out oh, I did.

00:26:42.170 --> 00:26:43.530
You know what they told me?

00:26:43.850 --> 00:26:47.930
There's new there, it's not their problem anymore.

00:26:49.210 --> 00:26:51.450
The documents are closed, they got paid, they're done.

00:26:51.690 --> 00:26:57.450
I would file a report with the realtor company and be like, she is unprofessional because she'll lose her license.

00:26:57.770 --> 00:26:58.890
Yeah, yeah, dude.

00:26:58.970 --> 00:27:00.250
It's it's been it's been a mess.

00:27:00.490 --> 00:27:00.970
Oh my god.

00:27:01.130 --> 00:27:06.010
So, anyways, she blocked me and said that she's hero, man.

00:27:06.410 --> 00:27:11.930
She blocked me and said that she wasn't gonna have this conversation anymore, and that she would direct me to a contractor.

00:27:12.090 --> 00:27:17.210
And that contractor texted me yesterday, and they will be here tomorrow to finish the job.

00:27:17.610 --> 00:27:21.130
No, and then I was gonna say, you're no, I'm not paying for it.

00:27:21.210 --> 00:27:23.850
No, yeah, no, but they're gonna fix the job tomorrow.

00:27:23.930 --> 00:27:24.730
So good.

00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:34.570
Well, I I still would reach out to wherever whoever she works with, or like Chris said, the business bureau and be like, this is what I had to deal with.

00:27:35.050 --> 00:27:41.210
Well, that like I said, the the story from your Walmart experience is what reminded me of that story.

00:27:41.290 --> 00:27:42.810
I was dude, I was baffled.

00:27:43.850 --> 00:27:47.290
Um so yeah, language barriers can be frustrating.

00:27:47.450 --> 00:27:48.570
I can tell you firsthand.

00:27:48.810 --> 00:27:52.090
I mean, I but there's a right way to go about it and a wrong way.

00:27:52.410 --> 00:27:56.330
I had a DoorDasher scream at me once because I didn't speak Spanish.

00:27:56.650 --> 00:27:59.370
We were talking about DoorDash today, Chris.

00:27:59.610 --> 00:28:01.130
Yeah, screamed in my face about it.

00:28:01.210 --> 00:28:01.930
I was like, okay.

00:28:02.250 --> 00:28:08.730
So so I told this man right here a little fun story about me, and I'm gonna fix my ways.

00:28:08.970 --> 00:28:12.170
You you have convinced me that I need to fix my ways.

00:28:12.410 --> 00:28:15.930
Um, I don't tip DoorDashers.

00:28:16.330 --> 00:28:16.970
What?

00:28:17.930 --> 00:28:19.210
Yeah, Charlie.

00:28:19.770 --> 00:28:22.090
Well, so no, let me rephrase that.

00:28:22.330 --> 00:28:27.690
I do whatever like the thing is that generates, like whatever it says, like it'll be like four bucks or me.

00:28:27.930 --> 00:28:28.730
Yeah, whatever.

00:28:28.970 --> 00:28:31.690
Um, but Chris gives a cash tip.

00:28:32.170 --> 00:28:40.250
Along with gener, we normally choose the minimum on the app and then give a cash tip because screw the government, they don't need to know.

00:28:40.970 --> 00:28:45.210
I it is fair, usually here when the DoorDash drops it off.

00:28:45.290 --> 00:28:47.850
So and you choose the electronic one beforehand.

00:28:47.930 --> 00:28:50.730
So, like, say they never show up.

00:28:50.890 --> 00:28:55.770
I mean, you can report your stuff, get your money back, and whatnot, but say they're douchebags, you know.

00:28:55.930 --> 00:28:59.770
You've got to go through a rig and a roll to take the tip away.

00:29:00.010 --> 00:29:05.530
Well, just give them the minimum, it is what it is, and then you know, exemplary service.

00:29:06.090 --> 00:29:07.610
Here's a 20, you know what I mean?

00:29:07.770 --> 00:29:09.770
Yeah, yeah, that's incredible.

00:29:10.410 --> 00:29:27.690
Yeah, you know, we I I do it based on distance because where I'm at, like a lot of times if it's something up road, but like we're in the middle of doing something, and by up road I mean like literally five minutes up the road, and they get it like then we'll do like the minimum that it says, like we'll do that.

00:29:27.850 --> 00:29:33.530
Um, but if they're going Tim Buck Tim Buck too, I'm typing in a tip.

00:29:34.730 --> 00:29:38.970
Um Chris, how has your week been, sir?

00:29:39.690 --> 00:29:40.570
It's been all right.

00:29:40.890 --> 00:29:41.370
That's good.

00:29:41.610 --> 00:29:44.570
I don't believe your face is different.

00:29:44.970 --> 00:29:46.250
I'm just tired.

00:29:46.730 --> 00:29:48.650
It's been a long, it's been a long one.

00:29:48.810 --> 00:29:52.730
Um, Chris, you know what you can do about your tired activities?

00:29:53.850 --> 00:29:58.250
You can have sponsored a great energy drink.

00:29:58.330 --> 00:30:02.650
Chris, why don't you tell people about the energy drink since you did, in fact, try it?

00:30:02.970 --> 00:30:06.010
Uh Dubby.

00:30:06.330 --> 00:30:09.130
Dubby is the energy drink brand.

00:30:09.370 --> 00:30:11.690
Yes, it was uh it was good.

00:30:11.850 --> 00:30:13.690
It was good, came in a powder.

00:30:13.930 --> 00:30:16.810
Um, I did not think it was.

00:30:17.050 --> 00:30:20.810
I've had powder drinks before, they normally all taste like shit.

00:30:21.210 --> 00:30:22.570
Dubby did not.

00:30:22.810 --> 00:30:24.250
I was I was very surprised.

00:30:24.490 --> 00:30:27.610
That was zero sugar, so that was nice.

00:30:28.170 --> 00:30:35.290
Now, Dubby sent us a little package, and that's what you had was the sweet and sour package that they sent us.

00:30:35.530 --> 00:30:45.850
Um, from what I remember, you were bragging about how um it wasn't like an overpowering flavor, that it was more like a propel water.

00:30:46.250 --> 00:30:50.090
Yeah, but a little bit weaker, but how do I put this?

00:30:50.490 --> 00:30:52.330
It wasn't as strong as propel.

00:30:54.250 --> 00:30:59.290
There was no bad aftertaste, like like diet and zero sugar things normally have.

00:30:59.530 --> 00:31:05.130
Um so I I don't know what they're putting in it, but uh, because I can't read, so I didn't read the uh what's in it.

00:31:05.290 --> 00:31:06.490
That's fair either.

00:31:06.890 --> 00:31:09.610
Did uh did it give you the boost that you needed?

00:31:10.650 --> 00:31:12.490
Oh, I didn't have a whole lot.

00:31:12.730 --> 00:31:14.170
Didn't have a whole lot that time.

00:31:14.410 --> 00:31:16.090
Hey, hey Chris.

00:31:16.570 --> 00:31:25.530
Hey, next time we're gonna rehearse, um yeah, but we need you to say that it gave you the boost you needed to get through the day.

00:31:25.850 --> 00:31:27.210
Oh no, no, it did.

00:31:27.290 --> 00:31:28.010
It definitely did.

00:31:28.090 --> 00:31:28.970
It wasn't a monster.

00:31:29.130 --> 00:31:32.890
We're like no, this is first thing in the morning and you're gonna have a heart attack.

00:31:33.050 --> 00:31:34.890
Like, no, no, it wasn't no.

00:31:34.970 --> 00:31:37.850
This this is an honest, we're honest reviewers here.

00:31:38.010 --> 00:31:38.250
Oh, yeah.

00:31:38.490 --> 00:31:40.410
We're gonna give the people the honest review.

00:31:40.650 --> 00:31:42.090
It definitely gave me the pick me up.

00:31:42.170 --> 00:31:46.010
I mean, it sorry, I was expecting like a Red Bull kind of right.

00:31:46.170 --> 00:31:47.450
No, no, I didn't have that.

00:31:47.690 --> 00:31:50.890
Well, one cool thing is that it is made wish wish.

00:31:51.050 --> 00:31:56.490
It is cool that it's made with um with an actual caffeine from coffee extract.

00:31:56.570 --> 00:32:04.410
So it's a coffee-based caffeine, so it doesn't give you the jitters that monster and g-fuel and all of those other brands give you.

00:32:04.650 --> 00:32:07.130
So that is the caffeine that I use.

00:32:07.290 --> 00:32:08.410
It's the natural caffeine.

00:32:08.890 --> 00:32:22.010
And if you're interested on the top, if you're interested in getting as hyped as Taylor is right now, go over to Dubby and use code hook and bridge at checkout and get anywhere between 15 and 30% off.

00:32:22.250 --> 00:32:23.770
I don't know when you're listening to this.

00:32:23.930 --> 00:32:28.410
Currently, it's 30% off, but it will go back down to 15 at some point in time.

00:32:28.650 --> 00:32:34.970
So if you're listening to this like a year later, uh still go on and try it out over at W Energy.

00:32:35.210 --> 00:32:36.170
Yeah, check it out.

00:32:36.410 --> 00:32:37.690
It's it's still good.

00:32:38.170 --> 00:32:40.250
Um, I'm gonna I'm not gonna lie to you guys.

00:32:40.330 --> 00:32:44.170
I'm in the the studio, which is in the garage, and it's poorly insulated.

00:32:44.330 --> 00:32:48.970
I have a space heater running right now, it is sitting at 85 degrees.

00:32:49.690 --> 00:32:51.610
Uh I'm a little chilly boy.

00:32:51.930 --> 00:32:53.210
I have the air conditioner on.

00:32:53.370 --> 00:32:54.090
Oh, a little chilly.

00:32:55.210 --> 00:32:55.690
Chilly.

00:32:57.210 --> 00:32:59.530
Um, do we want to pull up my bird pictures?

00:32:59.690 --> 00:33:00.250
Not to make that.

00:33:00.650 --> 00:33:01.050
Oh, yeah.

00:33:01.450 --> 00:33:02.250
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:02.650 --> 00:33:03.690
Absolutely.

00:33:10.170 --> 00:33:11.690
I um I sent multiple.

00:33:11.770 --> 00:33:13.450
I sent progress pics.

00:33:13.770 --> 00:33:14.250
Yeah.

00:33:14.570 --> 00:33:14.810
Yeah.

00:33:14.890 --> 00:33:18.010
I'm gonna I'm gonna pull them over here to the old computer.

00:33:18.250 --> 00:33:21.530
And Chris, before you pull them up, I need to tell Chris a story.

00:33:21.930 --> 00:33:25.370
Chris, I drew this for my father for Christmas.

00:33:25.530 --> 00:33:28.730
I don't know if Harley told you, but our nana recently passed away.

00:33:29.050 --> 00:33:29.370
Okay.

00:33:29.690 --> 00:33:35.850
So I was drawing him uh like a cardinal situation to like remember her and everything.

00:33:36.650 --> 00:33:40.810
I started out with one drawing, took me forever, took me like two and a half hours.

00:33:40.970 --> 00:33:43.770
Then I covered it, looked like a five-year-old did it.

00:33:43.850 --> 00:33:45.450
So I said, Well, now I have to redo it.

00:33:45.770 --> 00:33:49.770
So this is the redone version, and I'm I'm pretty proud.

00:33:50.490 --> 00:33:50.970
There you go.

00:33:53.050 --> 00:33:55.530
So let's go with this one first.

00:33:56.810 --> 00:33:58.010
Not the finished one, right?

00:33:58.170 --> 00:33:59.610
Nope, nope, not the finished one.

00:33:59.690 --> 00:34:05.690
So here is progress picture number one of Taylor's cardinal picture that she drew for our father for Christmas.

00:34:08.329 --> 00:34:09.530
Uh, what are you talking about?

00:34:09.690 --> 00:34:11.369
Is it blue on anyone else's screen?

00:34:12.010 --> 00:34:13.929
No, it's black.

00:34:14.970 --> 00:34:15.769
The color?

00:34:16.010 --> 00:34:16.889
The yeah.

00:34:17.210 --> 00:34:18.730
I mean, it's it's penciled.

00:34:18.809 --> 00:34:22.889
It's it's like no, I mean, wait, are you guys screwing with me?

00:34:23.210 --> 00:34:23.530
No.

00:34:24.010 --> 00:34:24.970
What are you talking about?

00:34:26.329 --> 00:34:26.809
Colorblind?

00:34:27.690 --> 00:34:32.090
No, I'm gonna send you a a screenshot of what I'm talking about.

00:34:32.889 --> 00:34:34.409
Anywho, keep going.

00:34:34.730 --> 00:34:38.089
So this is this is your first picture.

00:34:38.329 --> 00:34:40.329
Tell us tell us uh a little bit.

00:34:41.609 --> 00:34:42.489
It's a cardinal.

00:34:43.210 --> 00:34:44.169
What do you mean?

00:34:44.649 --> 00:34:46.089
Do you want me to move on to the next one?

00:34:47.049 --> 00:34:49.049
Yeah, there's not much to say about it.

00:34:49.289 --> 00:34:51.769
So is it is it a male or female cardinal?

00:34:51.849 --> 00:34:52.809
Because I can't tell.

00:34:53.129 --> 00:34:55.289
Um, I believe it's a female.

00:34:56.889 --> 00:34:59.609
Whoa, why is your screen like that?

00:34:59.769 --> 00:35:00.489
I don't okay.

00:35:00.569 --> 00:35:01.769
So I'm not crazy.

00:35:06.250 --> 00:35:09.449
Okay, okay, as long as it's not on your I don't know.

00:35:09.849 --> 00:35:12.170
Okay, so now we're gonna go screw with me.

00:35:12.489 --> 00:35:14.969
We're gonna go to progress picture number two.

00:35:15.369 --> 00:35:17.289
It has feet in the second one.

00:35:17.849 --> 00:35:19.849
That's how you tell if it's a boy or a girl.

00:35:20.090 --> 00:35:22.650
Yeah, it screw into a feet now.

00:35:23.369 --> 00:35:26.090
All right, so now we got the feet and the flowers.

00:35:26.409 --> 00:35:28.969
Those are cherry blossoms because they were her favorite.

00:35:29.929 --> 00:35:31.130
It's still blue.

00:35:31.210 --> 00:35:32.009
That's so weird.

00:35:32.329 --> 00:35:33.610
That's so weird.

00:35:34.569 --> 00:35:38.409
And well, you I feel like I feel like Chris didn't get to appreciate that one as much.

00:35:38.489 --> 00:35:39.769
You you went really fast.

00:35:40.329 --> 00:35:41.130
It's right here.

00:35:41.289 --> 00:35:41.690
You got it.

00:35:42.009 --> 00:35:42.250
Thank you.

00:35:42.409 --> 00:35:45.210
Chris, if you want me to draw you a bird, I'm pretty good at them now.

00:35:45.289 --> 00:35:46.409
So just let me know.

00:35:46.650 --> 00:35:49.289
And now there's the the finished product.

00:35:49.849 --> 00:35:50.569
Oh, okay.

00:35:50.969 --> 00:35:51.529
What are you talking about?

00:35:51.769 --> 00:35:54.569
Now it's time to harshly criticize this picture.

00:35:54.809 --> 00:35:56.170
I'll cry, guys.

00:35:56.409 --> 00:35:57.769
It took me all day.

00:35:57.929 --> 00:36:00.170
The detail on the bird is insane.

00:36:01.289 --> 00:36:02.809
No, you did a great job, buddy.

00:36:03.130 --> 00:36:03.610
Thank you.

00:36:03.849 --> 00:36:14.409
I um work with someone, she's also a barista, obviously, but she was an art major, and I was sending her like progress pictures and telling her about it, and she said that it was really good.

00:36:14.809 --> 00:36:19.529
I will say the tail, the tail is a little heavy-handed.

00:36:20.569 --> 00:36:23.049
It's a little heavy-handed on the tail.

00:36:23.929 --> 00:36:25.929
Chris, how do you feel about the tail?

00:36:26.170 --> 00:36:29.130
Uh, what Harley just said, that's the defining moment.

00:36:29.769 --> 00:36:32.409
We know what happens when you criticize artists.

00:36:33.849 --> 00:36:38.009
You need Taylor to get into art school and to remain in art school, you let me know.

00:36:38.170 --> 00:36:39.610
We'll we'll make it work.

00:36:42.409 --> 00:36:42.730
No.

00:36:44.730 --> 00:36:47.210
Taylor, how do you feel about a mustache?

00:36:51.210 --> 00:36:53.210
Chris and I make pretty boys.

00:36:55.769 --> 00:37:01.849
We we have had uh a few wild comments today, guys.

00:37:02.969 --> 00:37:10.170
Uh you can expect a lot more of that type of stuff from Chris and I'm new show uh called Off the Record.

00:37:10.329 --> 00:37:13.049
Uh, that'll be coming out in January.

00:37:13.289 --> 00:37:16.889
You know, if you and Chris got married, you guys would be he would be Chris Cornell.

00:37:17.049 --> 00:37:17.929
I'm just letting you know.

00:37:18.090 --> 00:37:19.210
Oh, we should do it.

00:37:19.690 --> 00:37:25.449
Oh no, oh no, there's there's not many people to pass on the uh the Burton last name, so it's Harley Burton.

00:37:25.769 --> 00:37:27.849
But that's really funny.

00:37:28.090 --> 00:37:31.849
Um oh H E hooking bridge.

00:37:33.289 --> 00:37:35.769
Dude, do I do it?

00:37:35.929 --> 00:37:37.289
Do I go change my last name?

00:37:37.449 --> 00:37:38.809
Do I legally change my last name?

00:37:41.210 --> 00:37:41.849
I do.

00:37:42.409 --> 00:37:43.529
I don't think Chris.

00:37:44.489 --> 00:37:45.529
It probably not.

00:37:45.690 --> 00:37:46.969
I wouldn't that wouldn't shock me.

00:37:47.049 --> 00:37:48.569
Do you know who Chris Cornell is?

00:37:54.329 --> 00:37:55.769
Chris, are you in the room with us?

00:38:00.329 --> 00:38:01.210
It's a musician.

00:38:02.650 --> 00:38:03.369
It is a musician.

00:38:04.170 --> 00:38:06.090
Get out of my head.

00:38:06.329 --> 00:38:07.049
No, I have no idea.

00:38:07.210 --> 00:38:11.690
When I first found out your last name, that's the name that popped in my head, but I'm like, I have no idea who that is.

00:38:12.009 --> 00:38:12.809
Taylor?

00:38:13.210 --> 00:38:14.329
Don't ask me questions.

00:38:14.409 --> 00:38:15.690
Let's say at the same time, right?

00:38:16.170 --> 00:38:16.889
Okay, I'm ready.

00:38:16.969 --> 00:38:17.529
I'm ready.

00:38:17.690 --> 00:38:23.769
One, one, two, two, three, lonely island.

00:38:25.130 --> 00:38:27.529
See, Taylor has no idea either.

00:38:27.929 --> 00:38:28.809
Couldn't tell you.

00:38:28.969 --> 00:38:30.809
I think he's a cousin, though.

00:38:31.130 --> 00:38:35.289
So Chris Cornell was the lead singer for Sound Garden.

00:38:35.610 --> 00:38:41.049
Um, he was also in the band uh Temple of the Dog with Eddie Vedder.

00:38:41.449 --> 00:38:48.569
He was also in the band Audio Slave with Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine.

00:38:49.130 --> 00:38:53.529
And I think he did some other stuff too, but and then he had his solo career as well.

00:38:53.769 --> 00:38:57.130
And Chris, if you don't know, Eddie Vedder is from Pearl Jam.

00:38:57.529 --> 00:38:58.170
Yes.

00:38:58.730 --> 00:39:02.170
Um related to our lizard Freddy Vetter.

00:39:02.489 --> 00:39:03.849
They are distant brothers.

00:39:04.250 --> 00:39:15.449
Chris Cornell also died via suicide um on a hotel bathroom uh doorknob.

00:39:16.889 --> 00:39:21.049
So we all know what he was doing.

00:39:27.289 --> 00:39:30.650
Anyways, allegedly, allegedly.

00:39:30.889 --> 00:39:31.529
Allegedly.

00:39:32.170 --> 00:39:35.130
Um that's also how Robin Williams died.

00:39:35.610 --> 00:39:35.929
It is.

00:39:36.009 --> 00:39:37.210
Oh, what a sad day.

00:39:37.610 --> 00:39:38.009
Yeah.

00:39:38.730 --> 00:39:41.369
Um, hey, do you guys have a sorry go ahead.

00:39:41.849 --> 00:39:42.809
I have a list.

00:39:43.130 --> 00:39:44.090
Oh, you have a list?

00:39:44.250 --> 00:39:44.569
Okay.

00:39:44.809 --> 00:39:45.369
Yeah, yeah.

00:39:45.449 --> 00:39:46.329
This is a music show.

00:39:46.409 --> 00:39:47.929
I know we haven't talked about music today.

00:39:51.289 --> 00:39:51.769
Oh, okay.

00:39:51.929 --> 00:39:52.569
Tell me.

00:39:52.889 --> 00:39:56.969
I was wondering if you guys that's funny.

00:39:57.369 --> 00:40:01.130
Um, if you guys did your Spotify or Apple Music app.

00:40:02.170 --> 00:40:03.049
Uh no.

00:40:03.610 --> 00:40:05.849
Chris, did you do your Spotify rap?

00:40:06.650 --> 00:40:06.969
What?

00:40:07.210 --> 00:40:08.650
Chris doesn't have Spotify.

00:40:08.889 --> 00:40:09.529
Oh, that's right.

00:40:09.610 --> 00:40:11.130
I forgot Chris Bob's music.

00:40:11.210 --> 00:40:11.849
Don't never mind.

00:40:12.090 --> 00:40:13.849
Buddy, do you do your Spotify app?

00:40:15.610 --> 00:40:17.289
Should we do it live on the show?

00:40:17.610 --> 00:40:18.730
I'm diving in it.

00:40:18.809 --> 00:40:21.049
So you pull up a style dive into my thing.

00:40:21.289 --> 00:40:23.210
Well, I don't have a Spotify wrapped.

00:40:23.289 --> 00:40:24.569
I have like our show.

00:40:24.650 --> 00:40:28.489
I they do like a thing with for like statistics for the show.

00:40:28.809 --> 00:40:29.529
Oh, sure.

00:40:29.690 --> 00:40:30.250
We can do that.

00:40:30.489 --> 00:40:31.130
Yeah.

00:40:31.529 --> 00:40:32.809
I don't know if I want to.

00:40:33.049 --> 00:40:39.049
I listen to the thousand minutes of music.

00:40:39.130 --> 00:40:41.690
That's only 11 days, and then it says nice.

00:40:44.329 --> 00:40:51.529
Um, yeah, every year they send me like a uh hey, here's your your portfolio for the year.

00:40:51.769 --> 00:40:55.610
Um I usually don't talk about it.

00:40:56.569 --> 00:41:00.329
Do we uh sorry, I promise I'm listening, but I'm also trying to read.

00:41:00.409 --> 00:41:02.170
The caffeine is starting to wear off, guys.

00:41:02.329 --> 00:41:08.889
So for anywho, um I listened to 156 genres this year.

00:41:09.369 --> 00:41:10.809
That feels like a lot of genres.

00:41:10.969 --> 00:41:13.610
Can you there's as many genres as there are?

00:41:13.849 --> 00:41:14.569
Nope.

00:41:14.809 --> 00:41:15.929
Whoa, buddy.

00:41:20.170 --> 00:41:22.969
Do you guys think you can name my top five genres?

00:41:23.210 --> 00:41:24.889
Uh genres or artists?

00:41:25.610 --> 00:41:26.009
Genres.

00:41:26.329 --> 00:41:28.009
There are only two genres.

00:41:28.329 --> 00:41:28.809
You're right.

00:41:29.449 --> 00:41:31.049
Good music and bad music.

00:41:31.289 --> 00:41:31.849
Bad music.

00:41:32.250 --> 00:41:33.849
The way God intended.

00:41:38.809 --> 00:41:40.009
We can cancel Chris.

00:41:41.529 --> 00:41:42.489
We're talking about genres.

00:41:43.130 --> 00:41:44.250
Honestly music and bad music.

00:41:44.329 --> 00:41:45.130
What are you talking about?

00:41:45.369 --> 00:41:47.210
It's not what I thought it was gonna be.

00:41:47.449 --> 00:41:49.130
You know, you're the problem.

00:41:49.449 --> 00:41:50.730
Turn off the news.

00:41:50.969 --> 00:41:51.929
That's right.

00:41:54.329 --> 00:41:58.650
Um, did you get a haircut?

00:41:59.849 --> 00:42:00.969
Are you what?

00:42:02.329 --> 00:42:02.969
Sorry.

00:42:03.289 --> 00:42:04.250
It looks very nice.

00:42:04.730 --> 00:42:05.610
Yeah, I did.

00:42:06.489 --> 00:42:08.969
I've been meaning to say it for 40 minutes, but I couldn't find the right time.

00:42:09.049 --> 00:42:09.369
I'm not sure.

00:42:11.449 --> 00:42:15.769
This week we're going over the top 10 songs that everyone knows the lyrics to.

00:42:16.250 --> 00:42:18.409
Um yes, Taylor.

00:42:18.889 --> 00:42:21.049
So are we not guessing my top five genres?

00:42:21.529 --> 00:42:22.409
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:22.489 --> 00:42:23.289
My bad, my bad.

00:42:24.409 --> 00:42:25.130
You go first.

00:42:25.610 --> 00:42:28.009
I'm gonna say pop for sure.

00:42:28.889 --> 00:42:32.009
You're half right half right?

00:42:32.409 --> 00:42:32.809
Yeah.

00:42:33.929 --> 00:42:36.250
Pop rock?

00:42:37.610 --> 00:42:38.650
Pop rap.

00:42:38.969 --> 00:42:40.489
What is okay?

00:42:41.449 --> 00:42:41.610
Okay.

00:42:41.929 --> 00:42:43.849
I'm not entirely sure, I'm gonna be honest with you.

00:42:44.090 --> 00:42:45.449
Can anyone guess my number two?

00:42:45.769 --> 00:42:47.130
Because it's crazy.

00:42:47.449 --> 00:42:48.730
Classic rock?

00:42:50.170 --> 00:42:51.529
Golden oldies.

00:42:54.329 --> 00:42:56.889
Um, tick tock songs.

00:42:57.210 --> 00:42:59.369
What is what genre is Yodling?

00:43:00.009 --> 00:43:00.569
Yodeling.

00:43:01.610 --> 00:43:02.809
Honky tonk.

00:43:04.969 --> 00:43:06.090
Which is crazy.

00:43:06.170 --> 00:43:07.449
I'm Chris Games.

00:43:07.929 --> 00:43:12.009
I think I listened to Sable Horse Ride a Cowboy one too many times this year.

00:43:12.969 --> 00:43:14.409
Who knows listening?

00:43:15.690 --> 00:43:25.849
Um, I I know all of the words uh specifically to like the the rap, like country rap part.

00:43:26.409 --> 00:43:27.849
That's yeah, anyways.

00:43:28.009 --> 00:43:31.049
Um you guys won't get number three, I'll just tell you.

00:43:31.289 --> 00:43:33.049
K-bop yacht rock.

00:43:33.769 --> 00:43:34.650
Yacht rock?

00:43:34.889 --> 00:43:35.529
Yacht rock.

00:43:35.690 --> 00:43:36.969
You listen to yacht rock, dude.

00:43:37.049 --> 00:43:37.929
I love yacht rock.

00:43:38.170 --> 00:43:40.009
I don't know what that is, but I guess so.

00:43:40.650 --> 00:43:48.409
Um that would be like, well, you wouldn't know any of the artists that I'm gonna say, so I'm not even gonna try, but uh know that I love yacht rock.

00:43:48.569 --> 00:43:50.090
Oh, I guess I do too.

00:43:50.329 --> 00:43:56.090
Like uh uh like Don't You Want Me is a song that you might know.

00:43:56.409 --> 00:44:00.569
Um anything by Christopher Cross is yacht rock.

00:44:00.889 --> 00:44:05.769
Oh number four.

00:44:06.409 --> 00:44:08.569
Do you guys want to guess what number four is?

00:44:08.969 --> 00:44:13.449
Rock, rap, rap, metal, rock, rock, okay, all right.

00:44:13.690 --> 00:44:17.049
Um, and number five, this was I was surprised this isn't my number two.

00:44:17.369 --> 00:44:17.929
Oh, Todo.

00:44:18.250 --> 00:44:20.170
Todo uh is yacht rock.

00:44:21.049 --> 00:44:21.929
Makes sense.

00:44:22.329 --> 00:44:26.650
Um, number five is RB, and I'm surprised RB wasn't two.

00:44:27.210 --> 00:44:29.049
I also think that's surprising.

00:44:29.289 --> 00:44:30.969
Yeah, what is honky tonk?

00:44:31.049 --> 00:44:33.769
And I need to stop listening to that so much, apparently.

00:44:34.009 --> 00:44:36.329
It's just all the Taylor's that I've been listening to.

00:44:36.489 --> 00:44:37.929
I do listen to a bunch of people.

00:44:38.250 --> 00:44:39.369
You live in Florida now.

00:44:39.769 --> 00:44:41.210
You're informing.

00:44:41.529 --> 00:44:43.929
Oh guys, you're assimilating.

00:44:44.650 --> 00:44:46.329
It's gonna tell me my age.

00:44:47.849 --> 00:44:56.569
Well, while you're doing that, I'm gonna load up this list, but first I want to talk about songs that everyone knows the lyrics to.

00:44:56.730 --> 00:45:02.090
Uh Chris, what do you think is a song that just like everyone knows?

00:45:02.409 --> 00:45:03.369
Party in the USA.

00:45:03.769 --> 00:45:05.369
Party in the USA, Miley Cyrus?

00:45:05.610 --> 00:45:05.929
Good answer.

00:45:06.409 --> 00:45:07.210
Good answer.

00:45:07.610 --> 00:45:08.650
Taylor, what about you?

00:45:08.889 --> 00:45:09.049
Mr.

00:45:09.130 --> 00:45:10.809
Blind Side by the Killers.

00:45:11.449 --> 00:45:12.489
Bright Side, Mr.

00:45:12.650 --> 00:45:13.769
Bright Side, not Blind Side.

00:45:14.009 --> 00:45:15.369
The Blind Side's a different movie.

00:45:15.610 --> 00:45:16.329
Whole different concept.

00:45:17.690 --> 00:45:22.650
Even though the story is uh not real problematic, yes, problematic.

00:45:24.650 --> 00:45:25.610
Um, never mind.

00:45:25.769 --> 00:45:26.489
I was gonna say something.

00:45:26.889 --> 00:45:31.529
Chris, we really gotta we gotta do this uh off the record show so that we can say some stuff.

00:45:31.849 --> 00:45:33.449
Do you guys want to guess my age?

00:45:33.769 --> 00:45:35.049
Uh 23.

00:45:35.769 --> 00:45:36.489
You say 43.

00:45:36.809 --> 00:45:37.369
24.

00:45:37.610 --> 00:45:38.250
43.

00:45:38.650 --> 00:45:39.289
57.

00:45:39.690 --> 00:45:40.650
No, 67.

00:45:43.289 --> 00:45:44.650
They're crow, the whatever you what do you call it?

00:45:44.730 --> 00:45:45.449
The crow's feet.

00:45:45.610 --> 00:45:46.489
Chris, that's crazy.

00:45:46.569 --> 00:45:47.769
I got eye cream.

00:45:48.250 --> 00:45:49.049
I'm just joking.

00:45:49.130 --> 00:45:50.250
You don't I didn't notice that.

00:45:50.329 --> 00:45:51.049
I was just messing.

00:45:51.289 --> 00:45:56.650
I recently got eye cream, and it's it's I'm actually I'm not gonna say the price out loud, but it's not cheap.

00:45:56.889 --> 00:45:59.130
Your your eyes look like a cat today.

00:45:59.289 --> 00:46:00.090
You look like a cat.

00:46:00.569 --> 00:46:00.889
Thank you.

00:46:01.210 --> 00:46:02.329
Just natural.

00:46:02.650 --> 00:46:03.929
Is that like a thing?

00:46:04.489 --> 00:46:10.650
Well, I wanted to go all out because Chris was wearing a hat and I didn't have a Christmas getup, but I will have one next week.

00:46:10.889 --> 00:46:11.210
Okay.

00:46:13.130 --> 00:46:14.650
Yeah, we gotta figure out the Christmas show.

00:46:14.730 --> 00:46:18.650
But anyways, um uh let's see here.

00:46:19.610 --> 00:46:20.650
Oh, sorry.

00:46:21.210 --> 00:46:22.730
Taylor's checked out.

00:46:22.969 --> 00:46:27.210
No, I'm just I can you guys um what do you think?

00:46:27.369 --> 00:46:27.929
Hang on.

00:46:28.250 --> 00:46:28.809
Sorry.

00:46:30.170 --> 00:46:31.690
My number one song.

00:46:32.409 --> 00:46:32.889
Sorry.

00:46:33.449 --> 00:46:34.170
Do you guys need to do it?

00:46:37.210 --> 00:46:42.969
Uh your number one song, it's gonna be MM?

00:46:43.929 --> 00:46:47.130
No, and it's not anything by Khaled, and that is very surprising.

00:46:47.369 --> 00:46:48.730
What's the brain a carpenter?

00:46:49.289 --> 00:46:51.289
No, surprising.

00:46:51.529 --> 00:46:52.969
Okay, I know.

00:46:54.170 --> 00:46:57.929
Um I don't know.

00:46:58.730 --> 00:47:00.489
Dive by Ed Sheeran?

00:47:01.449 --> 00:47:05.210
What are you sure that somebody didn't hack your Spotify?

00:47:05.449 --> 00:47:08.170
No, no, literally, Dive by Ed Sheeran.

00:47:08.250 --> 00:47:13.690
It goes Dive by Ed Sheeran, Paper Rings by Taylor Swift, London Bridge by Fergie.

00:47:13.849 --> 00:47:14.569
That one makes sense.

00:47:14.730 --> 00:47:17.769
Your baby and I rocked out to London Bridge by Fergula.

00:47:19.690 --> 00:47:24.329
Um Chemical by Post Malone, which also makes sense, and then Wonder by Tom.

00:47:28.090 --> 00:47:32.409
What I thought that was my guess for your number one song.

00:47:36.009 --> 00:47:38.650
Oh, sorry, it it made sorry, it made me guess.

00:47:38.809 --> 00:47:41.049
My number one song was Paper Rings by Taylor Swift.

00:47:41.130 --> 00:47:43.210
That makes more sense than Jiren.

00:47:43.769 --> 00:47:44.489
I guess.

00:47:44.969 --> 00:47:46.489
But it still doesn't make sense.

00:47:46.650 --> 00:47:47.369
I agree.

00:47:48.090 --> 00:47:57.369
Everybody shh, bit lit, of music duck.

00:48:00.969 --> 00:48:02.489
Of music stuff.

00:48:05.049 --> 00:48:10.329
All right, coming in, we have the top 10 songs that everyone knows the words to.

00:48:10.569 --> 00:48:13.929
Ah uh, this is like the perfect list.

00:48:14.009 --> 00:48:17.849
I I thought of Chris the entire time that I was pulling this list up.

00:48:18.009 --> 00:48:22.969
Um, because these are songs that I feel like arguably I don't have to tell you about.

00:48:23.130 --> 00:48:24.489
I feel like you just know them.

00:48:24.730 --> 00:48:25.610
Yeah, yeah.

00:48:25.769 --> 00:48:26.889
Yeah, every single one.

00:48:27.130 --> 00:48:27.610
Holy shit.

00:48:27.690 --> 00:48:28.809
Not even a music guy.

00:48:28.889 --> 00:48:30.569
We went over the yeah.

00:48:30.809 --> 00:48:31.690
No, you're so right.

00:48:31.849 --> 00:48:33.449
This is a fantastic list.

00:48:33.769 --> 00:48:42.329
So coming in at number 10, we have Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond, who wants to take a crack at singing this one.

00:48:42.650 --> 00:48:43.690
No, God, no.

00:48:44.329 --> 00:48:45.849
I don't even want you to say in the name.

00:48:45.929 --> 00:48:46.889
It's gonna be stuck in my head.

00:48:46.969 --> 00:48:47.849
I'm gonna have nightmares.

00:48:48.009 --> 00:48:48.730
Ready, Taylor?

00:48:48.969 --> 00:48:50.809
Taylor, let's let's do it in a round.

00:48:50.969 --> 00:48:51.610
Ready?

00:48:51.929 --> 00:48:56.489
Three, two, not in a round, not like the musical term around.

00:48:56.650 --> 00:48:58.250
I don't want us to like start and then go.

00:48:58.329 --> 00:48:58.650
I want to.

00:48:58.889 --> 00:49:00.329
Yeah, we're not gonna do it to roll your boat.

00:49:00.489 --> 00:49:01.529
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do it together.

00:49:02.250 --> 00:49:02.569
Unison.

00:49:03.369 --> 00:49:03.849
Yeah.

00:49:04.170 --> 00:49:09.289
Three, two, one, sweet Caroline.

00:49:13.769 --> 00:49:16.809
Good times never felt so good.

00:49:17.769 --> 00:49:18.409
So good.

00:49:18.569 --> 00:49:20.090
So so good.

00:49:21.210 --> 00:49:22.250
Um, all right.

00:49:22.889 --> 00:49:25.210
So I'm gonna give that one a five.

00:49:25.690 --> 00:49:26.889
Yes, Taylor.

00:49:27.130 --> 00:49:27.929
Um, sorry.

00:49:28.090 --> 00:49:33.610
Oh, five for that one, but the next one I just need everyone to know that I know every single word to it.

00:49:33.690 --> 00:49:40.009
And my mom believed me when I did it one time, and she thought I Googled the lyrics, but I just love this song.

00:49:40.969 --> 00:49:45.289
Um Chris, what do you rate sweet Caroline?

00:49:46.170 --> 00:49:46.809
One.

00:49:47.369 --> 00:49:47.849
Really?

00:49:48.009 --> 00:49:49.210
You don't like this song?

00:49:49.449 --> 00:49:51.769
No, dude, it's like baby shark.

00:49:52.009 --> 00:49:53.529
Baby shark.

00:49:58.329 --> 00:49:59.929
Especially the metal version's good.

00:50:00.250 --> 00:50:00.889
Hell yeah.

00:50:01.130 --> 00:50:03.130
Yeah, metal version's pretty sick.

00:50:03.929 --> 00:50:11.529
Um coming in at number nine, we have my wife's favorite song, Don't Stop Believing by Journey.

00:50:12.650 --> 00:50:15.049
Who wants to wants to give a shot at Journey?

00:50:15.369 --> 00:50:16.730
You're not getting me to sing.

00:50:17.529 --> 00:50:19.210
Do you want me to do the whole version?

00:50:19.449 --> 00:50:20.489
Do you want me to do all of it?

00:50:20.569 --> 00:50:25.849
Or you start from the beginning, and then um, when it gets to just a small town boy, I'll sing it.

00:50:25.929 --> 00:50:26.170
Ready?

00:50:26.250 --> 00:50:26.489
Go ahead.

00:50:26.889 --> 00:50:27.210
Ready?

00:50:28.650 --> 00:50:30.650
Just a small town girl.

00:50:32.730 --> 00:50:35.210
Living in a lonely world.

00:50:36.730 --> 00:50:39.130
She took the midnight train going.

00:50:44.889 --> 00:50:47.289
The freezing was perfect.

00:50:47.929 --> 00:50:54.489
I froze just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.

00:50:54.969 --> 00:50:56.409
Was it going anywhere?

00:50:58.250 --> 00:51:03.369
He took the midnight drink overwin to the place.

00:51:04.730 --> 00:51:06.569
I almost said the place.

00:51:08.730 --> 00:51:09.369
All right.

00:51:09.690 --> 00:51:12.250
Uh I'll give that one a four.

00:51:12.489 --> 00:51:18.409
Honestly, when it comes to journey, when it comes to journey, this is my least favorite journey song.

00:51:18.650 --> 00:51:19.449
That's fair.

00:51:19.610 --> 00:51:25.529
Yeah, but are you are you are you are you rating it based on other songs by the artist or like that?

00:51:26.009 --> 00:51:27.049
That's a good question.

00:51:27.289 --> 00:51:29.929
Um, I what am I what am I rating it on?

00:51:30.170 --> 00:51:32.170
Uh probably a scale of one out of five.

00:51:32.250 --> 00:51:42.090
I think that's what we've been doing, but so in in context of this list particularly, I rate it a five.

00:51:43.210 --> 00:51:44.489
But gotcha.

00:51:44.730 --> 00:51:45.289
Okay, okay.

00:51:45.690 --> 00:51:48.250
In context of journey, I would say three.

00:51:48.569 --> 00:51:48.889
Okay.

00:51:50.009 --> 00:51:50.809
Out of five.

00:51:51.049 --> 00:51:51.769
Out of five.

00:51:51.929 --> 00:51:52.329
Yeah.

00:51:52.489 --> 00:51:52.809
Okay.

00:51:52.969 --> 00:51:53.210
Yeah.

00:51:53.449 --> 00:51:54.009
All right.

00:51:54.329 --> 00:51:58.569
Um, this next one, Taylor, number eight.

00:51:59.449 --> 00:52:07.130
Everyone knows the scene from uh you are what's that song, or what's that uh what's that show?

00:52:07.289 --> 00:52:08.250
Or no, Brooklyn 99.

00:52:08.569 --> 00:52:09.849
Brooklyn 99, yeah.

00:52:10.009 --> 00:52:13.130
Uh we've got I Want It That Way by Backstreet.

00:52:15.690 --> 00:52:16.329
There you go.

00:52:19.210 --> 00:52:31.289
When I say you're still too slow.

00:52:36.009 --> 00:52:40.489
Tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake.

00:52:40.569 --> 00:52:42.969
Now number number five.

00:52:44.889 --> 00:52:47.130
Number five, number five code by another.

00:52:47.929 --> 00:52:49.849
I forgot we were doing that.

00:52:50.569 --> 00:52:51.130
Chips.

00:52:52.650 --> 00:52:53.449
Oh man.

00:52:53.610 --> 00:52:54.409
Great chills.

00:52:54.569 --> 00:52:57.769
Um, the best Backstreet Boy song, hands down.

00:52:58.250 --> 00:52:58.889
For sure.

00:52:59.049 --> 00:53:00.809
I would give this one a five.

00:53:01.449 --> 00:53:02.889
Oh, sorry, I'm listening.

00:53:03.210 --> 00:53:06.650
I'm listening, but I'm still looking at my Spotify things that I can tell you guys after.

00:53:06.969 --> 00:53:10.969
I also like how Chris said that we weren't gonna get him to sing, and he jumped right in on that one.

00:53:12.170 --> 00:53:13.449
Some of these songs are just that good.

00:53:13.610 --> 00:53:15.690
Like yeah, you can't you can't not, yeah.

00:53:15.929 --> 00:53:16.409
Yep.

00:53:17.049 --> 00:53:21.049
This is basically the white anthem, this this whole list.

00:53:21.769 --> 00:53:25.210
Guys, uh no, I was about to say that, but I didn't get canceled.

00:53:25.289 --> 00:53:28.329
I got a message from my favorite artist of the year.

00:53:28.650 --> 00:53:29.369
Oh, yeah?

00:53:29.690 --> 00:53:30.409
What about the watchers?

00:53:30.650 --> 00:53:32.009
Was it Ryan Woods?

00:53:32.889 --> 00:53:36.090
Ah, he loves plumbers, dude.

00:53:36.889 --> 00:53:38.489
Oh, Ryan Woods.

00:53:38.569 --> 00:53:40.329
That dude is fucking awesome.

00:53:40.650 --> 00:53:41.690
Angel on earth.

00:53:42.409 --> 00:53:46.170
Yeah, he's an awesome human being with beautiful music.

00:53:46.650 --> 00:53:50.170
Um, coming in at number, what are we on?

00:53:50.409 --> 00:53:56.650
Seven living on a prayer by uh Bon Jovi.

00:53:58.809 --> 00:54:00.650
Rivin on a chair.

00:54:02.009 --> 00:54:04.489
Take a hair Squidward on a chair.

00:54:06.250 --> 00:54:12.969
Whoa, lemon on a chair, lemon or a pair.

00:54:16.489 --> 00:54:17.289
Ten out of ten.

00:54:17.690 --> 00:54:18.170
I love the song.

00:54:18.329 --> 00:54:19.289
I give it a four.

00:54:19.449 --> 00:54:20.650
Yeah, I give it a four.

00:54:20.809 --> 00:54:21.690
I give it a four.

00:54:22.569 --> 00:54:27.769
I like that Bon Jovi song that's like Derby used to work on the ducks.

00:54:27.929 --> 00:54:28.329
That one.

00:54:28.409 --> 00:54:29.210
I like that one.

00:54:31.449 --> 00:54:32.090
Yeah.

00:54:33.449 --> 00:54:35.449
This next song, though.

00:54:36.409 --> 00:54:37.849
Yes, Taylor.

00:54:38.650 --> 00:54:41.449
Coming out of my cage and not be feeling just fine.

00:54:41.529 --> 00:54:42.170
Gotta gotta get it.

00:54:42.329 --> 00:54:44.250
Gotta gotta be down because I want it all.

00:54:46.170 --> 00:54:46.889
You know the one.

00:54:47.049 --> 00:54:48.329
How did it end up like this?

00:54:48.489 --> 00:54:49.610
It was only a kiss.

00:54:49.849 --> 00:54:50.730
It was only a kiss.

00:54:53.849 --> 00:54:56.409
Um Chris, how do you feel about the killers?

00:54:56.650 --> 00:54:57.849
Now I'm having a smoke.

00:55:00.569 --> 00:55:01.210
Really?

00:55:01.610 --> 00:55:06.009
No, you also know, you also know that other one by the killers that every white guy knows.

00:55:06.329 --> 00:55:08.329
But I couldn't name it.

00:55:09.289 --> 00:55:11.049
Taylor, what's the song?

00:55:11.289 --> 00:55:14.409
Um, I literally uh hang on, hang on, hang on.

00:55:14.569 --> 00:55:15.369
You're gonna say it.

00:55:15.690 --> 00:55:16.090
I know it.

00:55:16.170 --> 00:55:18.489
And it's gonna be like my activation phrase.

00:55:19.130 --> 00:55:21.049
Um, somebody told me.

00:55:21.529 --> 00:55:24.969
Yes, somebody told me the girlfriend.

00:55:27.849 --> 00:55:28.650
We messed up.

00:55:28.889 --> 00:55:38.250
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked the girlfriend that I had in February of last year.

00:55:38.889 --> 00:55:40.409
It's not the tinch.

00:55:40.889 --> 00:55:42.409
I've got the tinch.

00:55:42.809 --> 00:55:52.250
You also probably know the song When You Were Young, which is by them, which goes like uh When You Were Young.

00:55:53.049 --> 00:55:54.329
Nope, lost me.

00:55:54.569 --> 00:55:59.449
No, no, um All of these Things That I Have Done is another great one.

00:55:59.610 --> 00:56:01.130
All these things that I have done.

00:56:01.289 --> 00:56:04.250
Uh human, human is another good one.

00:56:04.569 --> 00:56:07.289
Uh, but anyways, we're on Mr.

00:56:07.449 --> 00:56:12.329
Bright side, and I would say this one's a five for me.

00:56:12.409 --> 00:56:13.289
How do you feel, Chris?

00:56:13.449 --> 00:56:14.650
It gets me going.

00:56:15.130 --> 00:56:16.250
Uh three.

00:56:16.569 --> 00:56:18.889
Three, three to the killers.

00:56:19.049 --> 00:56:21.529
Yeah, I'm not rocking out the car to this.

00:56:22.250 --> 00:56:22.809
Really?

00:56:23.049 --> 00:56:23.449
Yeah.

00:56:23.769 --> 00:56:28.090
Oh, dude, if I'm at a bar though, if it plays at a bar, I'm on that mic.

00:56:30.090 --> 00:56:30.969
On that mic.

00:56:32.090 --> 00:56:35.610
You know how like some songs just kind of make you want to rage, you know?

00:56:35.769 --> 00:56:35.929
Yeah.

00:56:36.170 --> 00:56:37.049
Break against the machine.

00:56:37.289 --> 00:56:39.369
You just want to like you just want to break stuff.

00:56:40.009 --> 00:56:40.650
I don't know why.

00:56:40.809 --> 00:56:41.049
Mr.

00:56:41.130 --> 00:56:42.969
Bright Side makes me want to break things.

00:56:43.130 --> 00:56:43.769
Yeah.

00:56:44.170 --> 00:56:44.969
It's Mr.

00:56:45.130 --> 00:56:46.090
Bright Side.

00:56:46.650 --> 00:56:47.369
It's Mr.

00:56:47.449 --> 00:56:51.529
Bright Side and Um that song by Rage Against the Machine.

00:56:51.610 --> 00:56:53.210
Um, I already know what you're talking about.

00:56:57.130 --> 00:56:58.889
Killin' in the name of that's what it is.

00:56:59.049 --> 00:56:59.289
Yeah.

00:56:59.449 --> 00:57:01.130
That's such a I'm gonna let's on later.

00:57:02.730 --> 00:57:06.569
Dude, as soon as killing in the name starts, I'm I'm ready.

00:57:06.730 --> 00:57:08.329
I want to like flip a car.

00:57:08.489 --> 00:57:09.849
No, I want to flip a car.

00:57:10.009 --> 00:57:10.329
Yeah.

00:57:10.569 --> 00:57:13.610
I want to like throw a Molotov cocktail.

00:57:13.690 --> 00:57:15.690
Like I wanna like riot.

00:57:16.170 --> 00:57:16.809
Yeah.

00:57:17.289 --> 00:57:17.929
Is that the thing?

00:57:18.170 --> 00:57:21.610
Or at least like put I wanna I wanna push a stranger.

00:57:21.769 --> 00:57:22.569
You know what I mean?

00:57:22.650 --> 00:57:26.009
Like I wanna I want to get into a group and just start pushing people.

00:57:26.409 --> 00:57:27.369
The mosh pit.

00:57:28.730 --> 00:57:29.369
Yeah.

00:57:31.690 --> 00:57:37.529
Um coming in at number five, we have wanna be by the Spice Girls.

00:57:37.610 --> 00:57:38.569
Taylor, take it away.

00:57:38.809 --> 00:57:40.250
I also know the song.

00:57:41.369 --> 00:57:46.489
Wanna be my you gotta be my yo, tell me what you want, what you really really want.

00:57:46.569 --> 00:57:47.369
I'll tell you what I want.

00:57:48.650 --> 00:57:50.329
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.

00:57:50.409 --> 00:57:53.690
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really want ziggins.

00:57:54.009 --> 00:57:57.769
Uh if you wanna be my lover, gotta be my friend.

00:57:57.929 --> 00:58:01.769
Make it less than ever ends.

00:58:01.849 --> 00:58:06.889
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give, gotta give, gotta give.

00:58:07.610 --> 00:58:09.289
That's the way it is.

00:58:09.449 --> 00:58:11.049
So which spice girl are we?

00:58:11.529 --> 00:58:12.730
You know how I feel.

00:58:12.889 --> 00:58:14.170
I'm spice.

00:58:14.409 --> 00:58:15.929
I think I'm ice spice.

00:58:18.489 --> 00:58:22.170
I think uh I think the spice girl slipknot version was better.

00:58:23.769 --> 00:58:27.130
Still a still an easily recognizable song, yes.

00:58:27.210 --> 00:58:30.809
Yeah, Chris is definitely a ginger, he's a ginger spice.

00:58:30.889 --> 00:58:32.489
Yeah, honestly.

00:58:32.569 --> 00:58:34.090
Well, are you talking about being?

00:58:34.409 --> 00:58:34.650
Yeah.

00:58:35.769 --> 00:58:36.730
I have a paprika.

00:58:37.849 --> 00:58:38.889
Oh, let's do both.

00:58:39.049 --> 00:58:39.690
Let's do both.

00:58:39.769 --> 00:58:41.449
I don't know the spice girls that well.

00:58:43.849 --> 00:58:47.610
Let's do which spice girl are we, and which one do we want to go out with?

00:58:47.929 --> 00:58:51.449
Um, I definitely know number one, by the way, of this list.

00:58:51.849 --> 00:58:55.210
There's only one answer, and it is crazy if that's not what this is.

00:58:55.449 --> 00:58:57.610
I doubt that you do because I was shocked.

00:58:58.329 --> 00:59:01.210
Oh, Victoria Beckham is a spice girl.

00:59:01.449 --> 00:59:02.090
Mel B.

00:59:03.289 --> 00:59:04.250
Not Mel B.

00:59:05.049 --> 00:59:06.009
You're Mel B?

00:59:06.569 --> 00:59:07.769
No, not Mel B.

00:59:08.489 --> 00:59:09.449
Not Mel B.

00:59:09.769 --> 00:59:10.409
Not Mel B.

00:59:10.569 --> 00:59:13.529
She's kind of a where are where are their spice names?

00:59:13.690 --> 00:59:14.969
These are just their actual names.

00:59:15.049 --> 00:59:16.569
I want their spice names.

00:59:18.730 --> 00:59:19.049
Ah.

00:59:19.289 --> 00:59:19.849
Oh well.

00:59:20.090 --> 00:59:21.049
Scary spice.

00:59:21.690 --> 00:59:23.210
Mel B is Scary Spice.

00:59:23.529 --> 00:59:23.929
That makes sense.

00:59:24.090 --> 00:59:26.409
You think you're skilled.

00:59:27.529 --> 00:59:28.329
Okay, all right.

00:59:28.650 --> 00:59:34.250
Have you guys seen that uh video of the grin where the kids go six seven?

00:59:34.489 --> 00:59:36.090
He goes, eight nine.

00:59:37.289 --> 00:59:40.009
No, no, that's funny.

00:59:40.650 --> 00:59:49.449
Uh coming in at number four, we have Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen uh Taylor.

00:59:50.889 --> 00:59:53.529
Is this the real life?

00:59:54.329 --> 00:59:55.929
Is this just fantasy?

00:59:56.409 --> 01:00:01.690
Fantasy caught in a land slide.

01:00:02.650 --> 01:00:05.289
No escape from reality.

01:00:07.929 --> 01:00:14.090
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.

01:00:16.809 --> 01:00:22.569
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.

01:00:24.250 --> 01:00:28.090
Because I'm easy go, easy go.

01:00:29.049 --> 01:00:33.929
Listen, there are two songs that it's dangerous to ride in the car with me if it comes on.

01:00:34.090 --> 01:00:35.449
It is Bohemian Rhapsody.

01:00:36.329 --> 01:00:37.449
And that's your right side.

01:00:37.849 --> 01:00:38.889
No, got it.

01:00:39.610 --> 01:00:43.529
And every every time we touch, was it Cascada?

01:00:44.009 --> 01:00:49.849
Oh, every time we touch, no, what because I start dancing along.

01:00:49.929 --> 01:00:54.009
Like it's like the hand, like yeah, hands on wheels, hands on the wheels.

01:00:54.409 --> 01:00:55.849
Are we are Chris?

01:00:56.090 --> 01:01:01.849
Have you been a fan of um Waynesworld?

01:01:02.170 --> 01:01:02.489
Yeah.

01:01:04.090 --> 01:01:04.889
Yes, I already know.

01:01:05.049 --> 01:01:08.009
We gotta do the the Waynes World dance sometime.

01:01:11.130 --> 01:01:11.610
Together.

01:01:12.809 --> 01:01:16.569
Um this song taught me extremely.

01:01:16.650 --> 01:15:49.369
Um song taught me about uh Greek philosophers which is important for a young man which is Freddie Mercury Freddie Mercury and Galileo same person I've never seen them in the same room um do you guys have you seen a video the girl who does the song but I don't know what you just said there's a girl who does this song but she does it on a kazoo oh yeah yeah and have you seen the chicken the video of the chicken the squeaky chicken Freddie Mercury once said I don't care what you do with my music just don't make it boring and nobody has um I give Bohemian Rhapsody a big five big five fat five five all day it doesn't matter what mood I'm in it's a five yeah yep I could be bawling my eyes out yep you turn that song on I'm in dude I'm son of a bitch yep we're gonna rob a bank I don't know dude bohemian rhapsody do it go coming in at number three we have all the small things blink 182 yep Taylor are you gonna take it away all the small small things truth care truth brings truth brings I'll take one with you're right let's trick always I know I know you'll be at my show watching waiting waiting commissar say it ain't so I will not go turn the lights off carry me home and on and do you want to know what Dylan's favorite blink song is favorite blink song Adam song that's my favorite blink song's album that's crazy no do you guys want to hear it sure where are you where are you sorry I cannot cannot sleep I cannot dream tonight I need somebody always um blink I love blink 182 so this one's a big five five fat five yeah five five yeah yeah uh coming in at number two we have hey ya by outcast don't want to meet your mom don't wanna meet your daddy oh that's what just want you in my caddy I only know the heyah version it's a very sad song don't want any of your drama just wanna make you come a yeah I I I'm just being honest yeah it's it's crazy um I give it a two I'm gonna be real with you really yeah yeah I think that I mean it's my favorite outcast song for sure yeah but I also feel as a as a whole outcast is like a two oh wow that's aggressive like a six seven i i would say it's a four for me um i think that outcast is a fantastic band i i i can't believe you rank outcast as a two i also don't listen to outcast so this is just me probably ignorant roses smell like poo oo ooh come on oh no wait a second so i muted it listened apart i was like oh dude as soon as i skip the middle of the video i'm like yeah i know this oh yeah you know this song yeah dude this song's awesome um i know all the words too yeah yeah it's definitely a four it's definitely a four for me i'd say four i'll get a three yeah um so what do we think number one is guys uh yes chris uh oh thank you uh party in the usa by miley cyrus no taylor son of a bitch country roads oh that was a great guess that's a great guess it's honestly I don't care what it is if it's not that it's not right well coming in because that's what brings America together coming in at number one are we ready i'm ready i'm nervous i'm gonna throw up we will rock you by queen mine was better i i think that this song should have been on the list but not at number one i think country should be number one see country country hated country roads until fallout 76 came out and i was like son of a bitch now i gotta like it so hold on hold on before we go saying those wild words this is songs that everyone knows the words to right but with country roads you only know that one part i have i have a video from high school where every someone started a cappella and everyone sang the entire song in the auditorium i only know that one part really that's in ohio which is neighbor to West Virginia the country roads cousin lovers yeah cousin lovers that was that was a good list it was a good list i was i was happy with that one that's a good list we will rock you yeah no dude yeah that not even pop in my head it didn't pop in mind either honestly i was i was not prepared is every time a song comes on my first thought is a nice tale and i'm like dude i get goosebumps every time yeah like well i mean any uh any uh 90s early 2000s yeah sports movie it's like yes yeah i mean it's it's the boom clap man come on yeah boom as soon as you do it the beat goes on and on and on and on on that's awesome well anyways that was our list and just again for everybody watching uh dubby energy hook and bridge is the code uh check out dubby and get you some get get the discount and just enjoy the energy drink we're big fans of it i personally do not drink energy drinks because of a heart condition but i have a lot of feedback i have people that i have given it to at work and i have a ton of great feedback if anybody's ever interested just hit me up i'll tell you success stories from everybody that's tried it everybody loves it so i also think i have a heart condition and i still do better than oh chris froze oh we'll never hear we'll never hear we'll never hear what it is what a cliffhanger we were so close you're back okay so i said i also believe i have a heart condition but i still drink energy drinks yeah because i don't want to die behind the wheel i own natural energy drinks which is what dubby is and they have these awesome shakers which are the same color as our logo i don't know if they did it on purpose but it's pretty cool pretty sick well i feel left out i don't know why also our our merch line guys it's popping guys i have great merch out right now so please go buy some there's two other people on this podcast it's crazy you said i you're right i'm sorry we we we we yes probably um no i'm excited i'm gonna order a beanie chris do you have the merch yes i have three paddles we're gonna yeah um so we're gonna say that an elf costume so what i did everybody is just to test it out and make sure the quality was what i wanted it to be i personally purchased a shirt for my wife um i purchased a hoodie for myself and i purchased a hat and all three have been fantastic quality the hoodies are so soft they're so comfortable and if you're a bigger guy like me i got uh the 3x and it was big on me so that's nice to be able to get a hoodie that's like not super tight yeah as a bigger guy um the hats are actual snapback branded hats uh so they're very comfortable and they look great colors are flashy and then I got my wife a baseball tee and it came out fantastic she's super excited about it um so yeah check out our merge line guys yeah Taylor um I know that we're over an hour but did you guys finish my Spotify app uh how much longer is it i'm I'm sorry I'm just very cold okay it'll be like you never done that before no why seven meter radiator heater that you've never I don't think it's not a radiator heater it's like a like a little like quartz you know space heater where it like has the coils and it heats up sit on it is it like is it about yay tall no it's like a little little box it's a little box oh you don't sit on that never mind yeah I'd break it do you guys want to know what my top album was any guesses any guesses Man Child by Sabrina Carpenter you are yeah I knew which is crazy that it wasn't um short and sweet because I feel like I've listened to that song so much more here is the number one man's best friend number two free spirit by Khaled that makes sense um number three Sun City by Khaled and then number four remember when I had that issue when I was going through my um 24 year sleep regression like your baby's going through right and how to listen to music to fall asleep well apparently that made it to my so that's number five um my top artists can you guys guess what my top artist is um Sabrina Carpenter yeah I'm in the I'm R I P I'm in the top five percent of the global fan base my artists go number one Sabrina Carpenter number two Khaled number three T Swizzle number four postalone and number five Ed Shearn are you laughing about the top five percent thing yeah I knew it you sicko everybody Taylor definitely owns a lot of Sabrina Carpenter's hair yes I do confirm it has been confirmed that's it um Taylor yeah thanks for hanging out with us today thanks for for taking the time and and hanging out I could I could squeeze it on my schedule I'm glad I'm glad you were able to to allow us to grace us with the hour that you did with my presence I did over an hour actually um glad we could book you on this show man I know I know it's you're a hard one to get I'm a hard act I got a lot of people I got a lot of friends so I do not have Spotify I don't know what this rap thing you're talking about is but if I did I can tell you what my top album would be what would tell me Godboy by Ryan Woods just telling you I'm so sad Ryan Woods didn't make the cut probably because it it was so late in the year he's getting next year he's getting next year I swear I've listened to I mean I own the whole album but Good Swim I mean I know love and use a cover but um lost and found God boy like dude good swim's great and then gun in the glove box is so good if you're listening we love you and we might be a little in love with you and that's okay so uh we we've we brought this up multiple times like you know what's your what's your song like your your your love song dude I think good swim is is is replacing uh really yeah I think that's my new one like dude wow yeah on my long commute home like who's been a stressful day I'm gonna go in I'm gonna hug my wife a sniffer hair the show it smells good what's that what's that band you guys that you always talk about that you and your wife oh motion city soundtrack motion city soundtrack that's right that's right yeah song is this was for real but dude good swim is I think is replacing it holy shit hell yeah dude dude uh we some good news we hit 200 subscribers on YouTube uh 201 shout out to Aaron West thanks for uh subscribing buddy appreciate that sexy son of a bitch um and then we're at I think 475 all ver on instagram so if you know 25 friends and you're listening right now if you could have those 25 friends tell 25 friends and then you know you know the chain effect let's let's make something that 25 friends I have like four yeah you you got three more than me buddy that's crazy I had to pay you to come on the show today wait you guys are getting paid all right guys I'm sorry I'm really cold I'm gonna call it thanks for watching subscribe i'm i'm literally like yeah it's been real everybody I saw you doing that earlier I saw what you were trying to do earlier Chris what I saw your motions to whoever was behind you oh did you guys see oh my god really it was the most married thing in the world I loved it um it's been real everybody and peace peace all right guys thanks for listening to the Hoke and Bridge podcast