How Well Do We Know Each Other’s Music Taste

Cold Open Bloopers And Chaos

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Red leather yellow leather. Red leather yellow leather.

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Israel. We've spent hundreds of hours sitting around this table arguing about music, defending terrible options, and learning wave goddammit. Take two.

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That was really good.

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See, the thing is when you do things like that, it makes me not want to cut it out. But it's okay. I will.

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I will cut it. I will cut it. Actually, you know what? That's funny. Just leave it on there. Okay, all right, all right. Take two. Defend wait, take two or just pick up where I left off. Take two. Take two. We spent hundreds of hours sitting around this table arguing about arguing motherfucker. Do you see? Do you see? I'm retarded. Hope so we're gonna try not to make noise laughing again.

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Remember that when I show you the picture.

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All right, all right, all right. Do you want me to do it? Take three. Take three. Take three. Last fucking chance. We've spent hundreds of hours sitting around this table arguing about music, defending terrible opinions, and learning way more about each other's tastes. Fuck you, Harley. You do it. Okay. Listen, I'm a gooder reader, okay?

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You're the best reader. Dude, you give me so much trouble.

SPEAKER_11 1:28

Listen, guys, I only made it to ninth grade, okay?

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Oh my gosh, is that is that your lovely wife?

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It is.

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Hiya!

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This is the second episode. She's sitting behind me naked, like in front of me.

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Wait, that's fantastic. Fantastic. Flip the camera around. Show the glass.

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Well, don't bring those puppies over here. Woo!

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Daddy Thirsty. I am going to make that its own separate video, and I'm definitely putting that up somewhere. Ready? Quiet. Okay. We've spent hundreds of hours sitting around this table arguing about music, defending terrible opinions, and learning way more about each other's tastes than any three people probably should. So tonight, we're putting all of that knowledge to the test. How well do we actually know each other when it comes to music? Or have we not been listening to a damn thing this entire time? Let's talk about it. I fucking love that job. I'm the worst person to have a podcast.

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I can barely get what is up, everybody.

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Welcome

Welcome Back And The Game Setup

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back to the Hook It Bridge podcast. I am your host, Harley, joined by my co-host and little sister, Chris. And Taylor.

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Welcome everybody. I'm not fucking dead.

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Yeah. Also, Chris is alive, everyone. He rose up from the grave specifically for this show. He was like, hey, we're still doing the bracket, right? And I was like, yo. It's gone. It's over. It's done. But like we said earlier today, we are going to be playing a version of the newlywed game based in music. There is no news this episode because this episode is going to be a backlogged episode that we will upload probably like three or four weeks from now. But as always, Taylor, life updates. What's going on in your neck of the woods?

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Do I share if it's not good?

SPEAKER_09 4:08

Uh yeah, I mean you share anything.

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Does it have to be upbeat and happy?

Florida Heat And POTS Scare

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No.

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So unfortunately, Chris was not in our lives during this period of time. But do you remember a couple years ago when I had to go to the ER because my heart was going pitter patter and it wouldn't stop going pitter patter? And then they're like, oh, you have pots, I think. Go see a cardiologist. And then I went to go see that cardiologist and he was like, Yeah, pretty sure you have pots, girl. RIP, drink your electrolytes. And I said, Okay. And then I did all the things I was supposed to do. And then, like, it's been fine for the most part ever since. You remember that? So apparently, heat really affects pots a lot. And I live in Florida. So Thursday, I was very, very, very unwell and fainting and was really disoriented and could not like live, essentially. It was crazy. And then for the most part, I was feeling okay. Not great, but like went to work Thursday, took it easy, did everything that Google said, because there's not much you can do, except for like wait it out essentially. But Thursday was really scary, went to work. Saturday, yesterday, was feeling much, much better. Also, please keep in mind Tuesday, I laid out because it was my half day. So I came out like after work. I like laid out in the pool for a while. Dylan's mom came out. We were a yip-yapping. Thursday was also a half a day. So I came and I laid out again. But Thursday, I laid out for like three or so hours. And like it was like 97 degrees, like just straight heat and humidity. But I felt fine. This is also important. I felt fine in the pool. And then like an hour or so later, I was like, whoa, I don't feel fine anymore. It was crazy. Saturday felt pretty okay. Then today, we had a we had a family function today. Was at the family function, had to leave said family function. We we went to a water park. It was this whole thing. Dylan and I drove separately because I was like, just in case, you know what I mean? I don't want to ruin everyone else's fun, but like we should probably drive separately just in case. We were there like an hour. Literally, I was in the lazy river and I was on a float and Dylan was pushing me. And I'm like, again, getting really disoriented, like really, really dizzy, really disoriented. Like, had no, like, truly, if he would have let go of my float, I probably would have been a goner. Like, I felt fully intoxicated. It was crazy. So then his mom was like, Hey, like, is she okay? And Dylan was like, Are you okay? And I like have my hat down. I'm like shaking my head, no. And she was like, Okay, we'll get her off the float, like get her in the water, cool her off, like do all these things. So Dylan essentially like flipped my float over, dunked me in the water, and then I was just like in the river, like this, again, super unwell. Dylan got me to the steps. We got home, anyways. That's been my life. I haven't done much because of that.

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Jesus.

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Okay.

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I'm like Chris.

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Just so you're aware, this is the first time I'm hearing this information, also.

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Did I have pots?

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No, no, no. This whole thing happened.

SPEAKER_06 7:26

Oh, yeah. No, I haven't told anybody about it, other than Dylan.

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All right. Well, so here's my first question. Did a medical professional tell you that any of this is related to pots? Or are you is this Google?

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No, it's like symptoms of pots. Yes.

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I don't think care about symptoms of pots. Have you seen a medical professional in the last three days?

SPEAKER_06 7:46

No, I'm fine. I'm also not going to go see a medical professional. You're crazy.

SPEAKER_09 7:51

Taylor, Taylor, go to the doctors. Are you insane? What are you talking about?

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Because I know what it is.

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No, no, like Taylor, no Taylor, go.

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The council has spoken.

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Go to the doctor. Taylor. No, I'm not. Taylor, what you're describing is like 75 other things, also. You cannot self-diagnose this, dude. No.

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It's not here. No, hang on. Go to the code. Dude, I'm gonna let me stop. Or let me stop. Stop. I know what it is. It's the same way I felt when I went to the ER when I got diagnosed with POTS. I'm well aware of what it is. I did the things to alleviate my symptoms, as Google said to do. I am not going to the doctors for something that I know what it is. I'm not doing that. I'm well aware of what it is. Anywho, that's it. That's my left update, though. I haven't done much because it's a hundred degrees here.

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Harley, I'll call the ambulance right now. Just give me a second.

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Like, I'm if if there is anything where I was like, no, like I need to go to the R, I'm not against that, but I know what it is.

SPEAKER_11 9:25

Taylor, what's your address?

SPEAKER_06 9:28

No one's business.

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The uh the comments on this episode are gonna be insane.

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They're gonna be crazy. Everyone, please know I'm okay.

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Yeah, I'm gonna have a wellness check done. I'm gonna swat your house. I just need to know your name.

SPEAKER_06 9:45

No, it's just it's just like unfortunately a chronic thing that I have to live with. Like it is what it is. I just it doesn't get that hot in Ohio, so I've never had to like deal with it in that way.

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Right.

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Like that, I think that's the big thing because it's it's also like because I was looking at because Thursday I was freaking out. Thursday, I wasn't sure what it was, and I'm like, I'm putting all my information in, I'm like, what it what's going on. And the first thing popped up was like symptoms of POTS. And it was like, Do you have pots? Have you been diagnosed with POTS? So I started doing more of a deep dive, and I was like, oh no. Also, sorry, side note, I was looking at all of the symptoms of POTS, and I fear that I've had this longer than when it's been diagnosed.

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I mean, possibly.

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I I don't which is crazy. Like, I was looking it up and it was like insomnia, anxiety, dizziness, headaches, all these things, and I was like, wow, you don't say anyhow. I'm fine.

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Chris, Chris, what's going on in your neck of the woods? Um, Monster Hunter, obviously.

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Yes. On the other hand, I'm not dying.

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Chris is very much

Chris Returns With Life Updates

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alive, everyone. Yeah, I mean, I unfortunately I had to call the newspaper and remove your obituary, which sucks. Dude, that was like you don't get the money back for that in case you didn't know.

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No, no, unfortunately not. They I think they don't assume that people are gonna come back from the dead.

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Agreed. It was unfortunately. Luckily, I was able to get my money back for the cremation and the the ceremony, the funeral. Uh wait, so we're good there.

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But go ahead, go ahead.

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Yeah, unfortunately, the $75 that I spent on the obituary, I just it's just out there, man. I'm sorry. They asked me, they asked me a lot of information about you that I didn't know, I'm gonna be honest.

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So you know, mother's made a name, social security number.

SPEAKER_09 11:50

Yeah, yeah, basic information. They asked me your last name, and I was like, that one I do know, but outside of that, the other questions they're like, you know, the the whole like who who did he leave behind? You know, what's his favorite position?

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You know that one.

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I know that I do know I know that one. I offered that information. They said no. But they asked like who you were leaving behind, and I was like, Well, I know he's got like five kids, but like outside of that, I don't know anybody's names or phone numbers, so good. But you know, Chris, what's going on, man? Monster Hunter.

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Monster Hunter started playing that again with the wife. She's playing it right now. Fucking good for her.

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Hey, don't talk about her wife that way.

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I'm doing this and she's playing that, and I'm looking at it right there. She's rubbing it in my face, rubbing it. Give me the finger. No, yeah, no. We uh we had some family photos done.

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Yeah, how did that go? Oh, that was good.

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Uh Nathan actually did them. He just left right before the show. Shout out, Nate.

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Nate.

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Actually, Nick Dog was his Nate Dog was his his gamer gamer tag for like the longest time.

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That's that's really funny.

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Now it's your boy chips ahoy. So check him out on Xbox. Send us to the phone.

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That's even more funny.

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Uh yeah, what else is going on, man? You're out of the diaper phase, so that's cool. We moved on to pull-ups. Yes. Did part of you like love wearing a diaper? Were you excited? You were like, dude, I can piss anywhere. No.

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No.

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He was fighting for his life.

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Listen, listen, I have been taking more naps recently. That's nice.

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Nap time's nice, diapers not so nice. Are you sure you're not just senile and instead of sick? That is possible. I've been forgetting a lot of shit.

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I'm your TT. I can't read a cold open to save my life. We're back in that game.

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I'm your TT, and I think it's gonna be a fever of 104.

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I I thought reading was very difficult as well, Chris. If it matters, I've only gotten I've only gotten better from doing this, truly. Like, I can't read to save my life, but every every week reading this stuff makes it easier.

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And if I was reading it in a funny voice, I'd nail that shit 100% of the time.

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Right, right. You know, everybody listening, you'll have to check out the video. We're gonna put it up. Don't worry. Um, but this is in fact a music show, everyone. I want to go over real quick. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't tell you about my week. I should probably let us know. Uh, I went and saw the new Spider-Man movie yesterday with Lindsay.

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And not the Odyssey.

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I asked her if she wanted to see the Odyssey or Spider-Man, she said Spider-Man. We went and saw it. You gave it fantastic.

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Yeah, it's not that it was bad, it's just the Odyssey's better, dude. I don't know.

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Spider-Man. Lindsay's a woman of taste.

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But it was really good. It was really good. This week's song of the week, everyone. You know him and you love him. The song is Autumn's Over by the band

Song Of The Week Pick

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Just Happy to Be Here. It's Danny's band, everybody. Chose this song because I literally just got off of a show with Danny where we went over Spider-Man Homecoming for the retro recap podcast. And yeah, it it went fantastic. We went over that movie, and then we're gonna go over all the other movies on separate episodes. But yeah, that's that's all I've got.

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Yes, Taylor.

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So if you create an obituary with the assumption that someone's going to die, and then you submit that, but they end up living. Is that actually a problem that people run into, or do they wait until the people are in fact deceased?

SPEAKER_09 15:56

From my knowledge of working for a newspaper, I'm 99% sure you have to present a death certificate.

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That makes sense.

SPEAKER_09 16:06

Yeah, I don't think you can just call in obicture obituaries.

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Just make it a few.

SPEAKER_09 16:11

There's a form that you have to fill out, and I'm pretty sure you have to show documentation of a death certificate.

SPEAKER_11 16:16

I'm gonna have ChatGPT do me up one. Everything's online now, so they can't.

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That is true.

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Yeah, thank you.

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Also, nobody reads a newspaper anymore.

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This is the happy take my money.

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Literally, literally. We've been doing this series called Lindsay's Music Meme Breakdown, and Chris, these ones have been

Lindsay’s Music Meme Breakdown

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saved up specifically for you. These she curated these to your humor, so these are just for you today.

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So this podcast is never going to see the light of day, this episode.

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Yes.

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Oh no, no, no, no. It it will. It's not that, but they are very funny. They're always such a pain in the ass to get to work on this show. I I say it every week that I need to find a better way to do this.

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While you're figuring that out, do you want me to show this caricature of Chris that I made that I've been laughing at?

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Why don't you tell the audience what you've been doing?

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Oh, audience. So Harley made us bring a pen and paper. If you guys know that TikTok song, put it down below. Anyways, Harley made me made everyone bring things. And while we were talking before the show, I decided decided to mess around and start drawing, just being all goofy silly. And I try to do a caricature. Caricature?

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Caricature. Caricature. Thinking.

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Caricature.

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Caricature.

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So so I did that, and it's really funny. But I need everyone to know if you're watching on YouTube that that Chris is just a cutie little patootie, a cutie patootie, and that is not shown in this.

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That's like some super jail stuff, man. I actually love it.

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You know what's funny?

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We're back up there.

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You know what's so funny? Oh my god. It kind of looks like Picasso.

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That put it back. Put it back. I'm not done. This is awesome. Thank you. This looks like something you would see on adult swim. Yeah, yeah, like a super shitty adult swim cartoon.

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Nice picture of my venture.

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Oh no, literally, he he kind of looks like, hey you guys, that guy from the Goonies.

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That was good. That was good.

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Anyways, you're so welcome. I'll sign it and send it to you.

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Charlie, we have a next shirt. Dude, I should put that on a shirt.

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And I put hook and bridge.

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I should put that on a shirt. All right. Chris, these are just for you, buddy.

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That was funny.

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Oh shit, dude. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_09 19:49

She shows those to me so often that I have had to tell her, like, please stop. It's it was funny like the first couple of times, but there's so many. Oh dude. And she shows them to me all the time. And she's like, you know who would love these? Chris. And I said, You're absolutely right. Chris would love these.

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That's so funny.

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So here comes the next one. Let's see here. This one is less funny, more impressive.

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That was Guns and Roses Welcome to the Jungle. Correct.

SPEAKER_09 20:32

That was. That was Guns N' Roses Welcome to the Jungle. That was Axel Rose tripping over a rock and crying about hurting his knee.

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So I first thought that was gonna be like a metal metalocalypse, like deathline. Oh that's how first I thought. I was like, oh no, okay. I was waiting to start like thinking Swedish.

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This one is some information that I didn't know. Will Farrell's son makes music. Yes. And does he do original music? His name's Magnus Farrell. Enjoy. This is Will Farrell's head.

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No, right? Turn it up, turn it up, Ma. Give me some bit of mine. Oh, I'm coming over first. Where'd you go? Get to the court. Well done, Wolf. Magnus Farrell. Wolf Farrell, Mama Farrell, I don't know who was helping raise those kids. Whoever. The maids.

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So anyways, that just sounds like that sounds like modern elevator. Music. Like if someone like us like soul.

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Yeah, yeah, like soul and funk. You know what I mean? It's good. It's really good.

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But like the news channel, you know. Here's the weather for the week.

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It's gonna fucking rain.

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Chris secretly has pipes on him, it sounds like. No. You should be in a boy band, dude.

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He refuses to show.

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I'm bald spice. Bald spice. Oh, I love it.

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But say it real fast. Ball spice. Ball spice.

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Ball spice.

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I'm I want to be fat spice.

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Old spice. Old spice.

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That's fucked up. Um oh no, Taylor died. Okay. The last one on Lindsay's music meme breakdown. That's so funny, dude. It that picture, Taylor, is so funny. I I just need you to know how incredible that is.

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I also I need the audience to know that I just did like an amazing sketch. Amazing is a strong word, but it's fine. It's okay. That's not this.

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This is funny to me, but but I I you put your heart and soul into it, and that's all that matters. All right, this one is another one of those stupid videos, and yes, it's moodacris.

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That was funny. That was funny.

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Look, that's when you airdrop the people in traffic.

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So there you have it. That's this week's Lindsay's music meme breakdown. Um dude, there's so many of them. She has shown me so many. There's one of like James Hetfield from from Metallica being like a flight attendant, and there's like Van Halen. If you name a musician, there's a funny video of them doing something with their song. So, anyways, we have a game to play, guys. But more importantly, I need to tell you a little story. I recently went to Walmart and they had a

Walmart Clearance Haul Stories

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clearance section going on for toys, and I got for Adam's birthday a dinosaur that hatches itself out of an egg.

SPEAKER_06 26:25

Wait, those are sick.

SPEAKER_09 26:27

Yeah, it was originally $60. I got it for $30.

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Not 50% off.

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And then I'll go ahead.

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Oh, our clearance here, our Walmart clearance out here sucks. They're like clearance 15 cents off. And you're like, that's crazy.

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Motherfuckers just packages open. Dude, I got one, two, three, four, five, five name brand Lego sets for like 50 bucks.

SPEAKER_11 27:04

Yeah, look, you told me you I remember you telling me that. So yeah, yeah. We went to Dollar General today, and I looked over at this little Star Wars one, you know, the box big. It's got a couple people in it. 20 bucks. I'm like, yeah, you kissed my hairy ass.

SPEAKER_09 27:21

They wanted 20 for that. Now, Taylor, I got the the Lego Jurassic World Triceratops head that was normally $40 for $20. I got the Lego Simba set from the Lion King that was originally dies. No, no, no. It's just Simba. It's just Simba. But it was normally $50. I got it for $7.50.

SPEAKER_06 27:53

Someone messed up at your Walmart. Dude. Someone someone priced something that they weren't supposed to price.

SPEAKER_09 27:59

I got three sets of the do Duplo Legos, like for little kids.

SPEAKER_01 28:04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 28:05

For six bucks a piece. What else did I get? I don't know, dude. I bought so many things. I bought him a basketball hoop for $20. It was originally $50.

SPEAKER_06 28:16

Yes, he was very excited to call his uncle Dylan and say nothing but net. That's not exactly what came out of his mouth.

SPEAKER_09 28:25

But I got I got a bowling set for seven dollars and fifty cents. Couldn't tell you how much it was originally. I got a soccer set for six dollars. Couldn't tell you how much that was originally. But yeah, dude, I just pretty much just wiped their clearance section clean. Like it was deals were insane. Because I full transparency, I ended up getting two of the triceratops heads because I was like, I can absolutely sell one of these for a profit. Like that's nuts. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 29:00

He got two of them. I called bullshit on his reasoning why he got them. He's like, what's better than one?

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Fucking two.

SPEAKER_06 29:08

No, there's not anyone else to be happy.

SPEAKER_09 29:11

Oh, oh, and Taylor, I got I got another Legos Jurassic World set. I'm staring at it. It's the little you saw the new Jurassic World, right?

SPEAKER_03 29:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 29:21

You remember the little tiny like Triceratops thing that the girl takes as a pet?

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Yeah.

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I got that also on clearance for seven dollars.

SPEAKER_06 29:31

It's one of my favorite moments in that whole movie.

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All I just want to say is just I got some sick ass deals in Walmart recently. It was insane. Insane. I also paid a woman to clean my house. Nice. Nice. Is that a fiery cross?

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Yes.

SPEAKER_09 29:50

Because we're burning you at the stake. Now put them in a ghost outfit. I said a ghost outfit. Chill. I meant like the band, guys. I meant like the band, ghost.

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Like.

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But what was I gonna say?

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Oh you you paid someone to clean your house.

SPEAKER_09 30:14

Yeah, I paid somebody to clean my house. It is spotless, it's shiny, it's clean. It smells like cleaner in here right now.

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Heck yeah.

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Yeah, it was it was a long weekend. That being said, are you guys ready to play this music?

SPEAKER_06 30:28

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_09 30:29

Let's play this game. Are you familiar with how the newlywed game works?

SPEAKER_06 30:33

You ask questions, we write it down.

SPEAKER_09 30:35

Isn't that like the Nedin game? What's that?

SPEAKER_11 30:40

In St. Clown Posse?

SPEAKER_09 30:43

Oh. Uh

Newlywed Game Rules Explained

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sorta. Contestant number one. No, that's the dating game. No, it's kind of like it's kind of like the Ligma game. Do you know that one? I'm I'm I'm very uh up to date on the rules, yeah. Taylor? Taylor? Are you familiar with the Ligma game? Taylor.

SPEAKER_06 31:11

I can't fall for it. I I work with teenage boys. I can't fall for it. You won't get me. You guys see this?

SPEAKER_11 31:18

Ah but your your shirt was covering it, and it's gotta be below your waist.

SPEAKER_06 31:24

Yeah, I wasn't standing up for it. I'm be so honest.

SPEAKER_09 31:28

It's so funny that you did that, Taylor, because like a month ago I went to put Adam to sleep in his room, right? And Lindsay had turned on the camera, and I knew that she turned it on because she turned it on and then it twisted towards me to stare at me. So I saw that happen, and I looked right at the camera, and I went like this.

SPEAKER_06 31:52

That's so funny. I have a picture of your baby doing it. That's and I keep I keep it on hand for when I need it.

SPEAKER_09 31:59

That's so funny. But no, the newlywed game is where I say a question. Normally there's two competing teams there's team one and team two, but we're just gonna play it all together. So when I ask the question, you don't answer with your own answer, you answer with what you think the other person's answer would be. Oh no, does that make sense? So we have to do we have to do two things for each question. We have to write down what our answer is, and then we have to write down what we think the other people's answer would be. So I'm gonna write down who what I think you and Chris's answers will be, yes, and then so forth. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_06 32:43

Oh, I'm gonna be so bad at this. I I literally know nothing about anybody ever.

SPEAKER_09 32:50

Sorry, I had an itchy head. What was that?

SPEAKER_06 32:52

I said I know nothing about anybody ever, and then I also don't know anything about music ever.

SPEAKER_09 32:58

It's gonna be great, I promise. It's gonna be so fun.

SPEAKER_06 33:01

I'm trying to find this picture, but look how widow your little guy was.

SPEAKER_09 33:05

I know, dude.

SPEAKER_06 33:06

Dude, he was so small. He was just a tiny guy.

SPEAKER_11 33:13

So we are answering with song titles?

SPEAKER_09 33:16

No, no, this is just gonna be the answer to the question. It could be a song title, I don't know. I haven't read any of these questions yet. So I'll show you how I'm laying out mine after I do it real quick.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Okay. So I laid mine out like this.

SPEAKER_03 33:44

So I have Okay.

SPEAKER_11 33:51

That is a lot to write.

SPEAKER_09 33:53

So I have my answer, and then I have Taylor's answer, and then I have Chris's answer that I think will be their answers. Okay. Let me know when everybody's ready, and I will ask the first question.

SPEAKER_06 34:06

Hang on, I found the picture. Sorry, let me do my thing.

SPEAKER_11 34:10

Hey Harley, your name has an E after the L, correct?

SPEAKER_09 34:14

Yes. Okay, yeah. I swear I know how to spell my own name, but I've never had somebody ask me that question before.

SPEAKER_11 34:22

I had to think of how to spell my name. I don't spell it a lot.

SPEAKER_06 34:28

Chris, yours has an H after the S, right?

SPEAKER_09 34:32

Chris? He goes by Tover.

SPEAKER_06 34:45

Do you guys want to see my teacher handwriting?

SPEAKER_09 34:49

Is it cursive? If it's cursive, I'm gonna kill you. Oh, that's pretty solid.

SPEAKER_00 34:55

I know. Did you get my picture?

SPEAKER_09 35:03

I did. I did. It's very funny. Now, rather than showing our picture or our our our paper every time, we'll just say the answer. You know what I mean? But I'm just trusting that you guys are writing the answer down first, because that's the thing.

SPEAKER_06 35:21

No, no, let me see all of it. That's sexist, guys.

SPEAKER_09 35:28

Chris hates women. I disagree. I don't think he hates women. I think he knows their use. Um, all right. So the first question if you could only listen to one artist for the rest of your life, who would it be? Ooh. This is so easy.

One Artist Forever And Top Albums

SPEAKER_06 35:56

You think so?

SPEAKER_09 35:58

Yeah, what this game is gonna prove that I'm such a fantastic friend to both of you.

SPEAKER_06 36:03

It's gonna prove that I'm awful.

SPEAKER_04 36:06

This is hard.

SPEAKER_06 36:09

Done. You know what's so funny is I only know one thing about Chris. So that's just gonna be my answer, and it's not even it's not even the name of the artist, it's just the only thing I can remember by.

SPEAKER_11 36:39

No one's going to get that one.

SPEAKER_09 36:43

So what what we'll do is Chris and I will tell Taylor what we think our answers are for her, and then she will tell us what her answer is for herself, and then we'll do it that way. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_02 36:55

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 36:56

Sounds good. All right. So my answer for Taylor is Sabrina Carpenter.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

Oh fuck. Chris Hugo.

SPEAKER_11 37:07

I wrote Christina Carpenter. Is it Sabrina Carpenter?

SPEAKER_06 37:14

Well, you guys are both wrong.

SPEAKER_09 37:17

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 37:18

Well, I I've been skipping her music lately. Khaled.

SPEAKER_09 37:22

Shut up.

SPEAKER_06 37:23

Khaled.

SPEAKER_11 37:24

Really? That's kind of cheeky though, because he kind of does stuff with everybody. Oh, wrong Khaled, not DJ. Sorry. Not DJ. Different Khaled. I think it's Khalid. I'm never gonna listen to that person just because how dare you stand where you stood, kind of thing, you know.

SPEAKER_06 37:40

I I also want to say it's Khalid, but like I couldn't, I don't know.

SPEAKER_09 37:44

Taylor, what's your answer for Chris?

SPEAKER_06 37:50

God boy, because I can't remember a game. Ryan Woods, Ryan Woods, that's his name. Let me write that down the press.

SPEAKER_11 37:56

I also said Ryan Woods. Did you? Listen, you know that was the first name that popped in my head, but recently. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_09 38:04

Before you say it, I was also going to say Metro Station. Huh? Oh no, not Metro Station. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Motion City, not Metro Station. Metro Station? Metrosexual station? Anyways, what's your actual answer? Chris Webby.

SPEAKER_05 38:25

Oh, Webby. I don't know who that is. Look him up. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 38:32

I fairly recently discovered his music and was like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_06 38:36

Chris Chris Webby. Let me put this in my corner here. Webby as it sounds.

SPEAKER_09 38:43

Yep. W E B B Y.

SPEAKER_01 38:45

Cool.

SPEAKER_09 38:46

What was your guys' answer for me?

SPEAKER_01 38:48

I'll let Chris go first.

SPEAKER_09 38:50

I'm gonna show it. I don't care. Casha.

SPEAKER_01 38:53

Oh, I put AJR.

SPEAKER_11 38:56

Love Ketchup.

SPEAKER_09 38:57

You do love ketchup. Fucking love ketchup. But Taylor is right. I wrote down AJR. I do love Casha. Question number two. What is your favorite album of all time?

SPEAKER_06 39:16

I don't even know my own favorite album.

SPEAKER_09 39:17

I bet I do. I bet I know it.

SPEAKER_06 39:20

Favorite album of all time.

SPEAKER_02 39:25

Hmm.

SPEAKER_06 39:26

Something that I listen to start to finish, huh?

SPEAKER_09 39:30

Yep. I know yours too.

SPEAKER_06 39:34

I don't even know mine. Can we just let Harley answer for the both of us? Can I can I look at my Spotify?

SPEAKER_09 39:41

Yeah, you can use whatever resource you want, but when I give my answers, you're both gonna be like, Oh yeah, that's right.

SPEAKER_06 39:47

Something I listen to all the I got it.

SPEAKER_02 39:52

I got it.

SPEAKER_09 39:59

My favorite album of all time.

SPEAKER_06 40:05

This this one uh this one might be a shot in the dark. Shot in the dark, dark, and you're too blame. You give music a band name. I'm gonna go. I'm I'm I don't know. I'm stressed because yours could be so many things. You love music.

SPEAKER_09 40:31

Honestly, figuring out my own was really difficult, and I'm not even convinced that the one that I wrote down is my favorite, but it is the album that I would say I've said was my favorite the most, if that makes sense.

SPEAKER_06 40:44

It it does, but I in my heart of hearts, I'm going with my gut in I think that you should change it to what I say. I think mine is correct and yours is wrong.

SPEAKER_09 40:57

Okay, all right, Chris. Your answer for Taylor. Enema of the state. That's a great album. That's a great album. Taylor does not know that album, but I love that album.

SPEAKER_06 41:20

Hey, buddy, what was your answer for mine?

SPEAKER_09 41:24

My answer for you was the wall.

SPEAKER_06 41:28

Interesting. Start to finish. Do you know what I chose? That's good. I'm not mad at that. Do you know what I chose though?

SPEAKER_09 41:35

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_06 41:36

Between now and then by the Clarks.

SPEAKER_09 41:39

Oh, or I was I was also thinking Matchbox 20 north. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_06 41:47

I but I do fear that any of those are my three.

SPEAKER_09 41:51

Honestly, I like I like the matchbox 20 answer. I do think yours is the Clarks. You really do love the Clarks.

SPEAKER_06 41:58

You love the Clarks, dude, a lot.

SPEAKER_09 42:02

Taylor, what's your answer for Chris? God boy, this is gonna be this is gonna be where where Chris goes, Oh, Harley is my best friend.

SPEAKER_06 42:12

Chris, I'm sorry. I love you so much, though.

SPEAKER_11 42:15

What are you talking about? Dude, Ryan Woods is the shit. The other day, my wife was looking at me like, what are you listening to?

SPEAKER_02 42:23

We're listening like Chris.

SPEAKER_09 42:28

The answer is Appetite for Destruction by Guns N' Roses.

SPEAKER_11 42:34

Ooh, so close, yet so so far away. Really? Mine would be licensed to ill by the Beastie Boys.

SPEAKER_01 42:42

Oh, okay. Chris, I didn't know you knew ball.

SPEAKER_09 42:47

The reason I went with Appetite for Destruction is because you told me it was one of the only CDs that you had, and that's why you love that album.

unknown 42:55

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 42:56

Above all else, Harley's a thoughtful guy.

SPEAKER_09 42:58

Now remember, I listen. I don't just hear, I listen.

SPEAKER_08 43:05

And use it. Play what?

SPEAKER_06 43:10

We listen and we don't judge. And then you say something heinous that you've done.

SPEAKER_11 43:16

No, I judge people all the time. I don't want to play that game.

SPEAKER_06 43:21

I'm an open book.

SPEAKER_11 43:22

Me too.

SPEAKER_06 43:24

At least at least I didn't take someone's public, or at least I didn't steal a public sub. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_09 43:29

That's also crazy.

SPEAKER_06 43:30

Did you listen to that episode, Chris?

SPEAKER_09 43:33

Because you weren't on that episode.

SPEAKER_00 43:35

Chris, if you didn't, I have to we have to pause and I have to tell you the story right now.

SPEAKER_09 43:40

I'll listen to it.

SPEAKER_11 43:41

I'll listen to it.

SPEAKER_09 43:41

Yeah, let them listen to it because we don't have enough time because you said you have to be off here at 10 or at 9.

SPEAKER_00 43:46

Nah, I'm hanging out. Don't worry about me.

SPEAKER_09 43:48

Oh, okay. All right.

SPEAKER_00 43:49

I'm I'm having a good time.

SPEAKER_09 43:51

That's hold on. Actually, now I want to say something. This woman, this woman texts me and says, Yeah, I can do eight, but I have to be off by nine.

SPEAKER_00 44:03

Because I work tomorrow, not 30 at the latest.

SPEAKER_09 44:06

But then decides that she's gonna stay because she's having a good time, which means that she thought it wasn't gonna be a good time.

SPEAKER_06 44:14

No, no, realistically, Dylan and I both have to go to bed, so it's like, well, I do need to go off and get off at nine so we can get ready to go night night, but I'm doing this outside, so that also changes circumstances.

SPEAKER_09 44:27

But yes, let let Chris listen to the episode.

SPEAKER_06 44:29

Chris, listen and tell me what you think.

SPEAKER_09 44:31

He'll love the organic story.

SPEAKER_06 44:33

Yes, Pri Malone told me that we need to rank our craziest stories and that she still thinks about Nas to this day.

SPEAKER_09 44:42

That's awesome. That's fantastic. That's so good. Which one of us is most likely to completely derail all? Oh, I'm so sorry. I forgot your guys' answer for me.

SPEAKER_06 44:58

Chris, go ahead.

SPEAKER_11 45:02

Drunk Enough to Dance, Bowling for Soup. Ooh, good good album.

SPEAKER_06 45:08

Good album. Uh Taylor. Dark side Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.

SPEAKER_09 45:14

Taylor, the answer is Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. Taylor is two for Two over here.

SPEAKER_07 45:27

Okay.

SPEAKER_06 45:28

Well, I'm I'm 0 for 2 with Chris, but I really only know that one thing that you like, and I'm so sorry. I'm learning so many things.

SPEAKER_09 45:40

Which one of us is most likely to completely derail the show with a story that has absolutely nothing to do with the topic? All right. Are we all just unanimously writing down the same answer?

Derailing The Show And Dream Guests

SPEAKER_06 45:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 45:54

Should we just say it?

SPEAKER_06 45:55

Does it start with T and end with R?

SPEAKER_09 45:58

It does. Really? Really? Okay. Well, now I'm confused. Okay.

SPEAKER_11 46:12

Okay, do we all agree it's Harley?

SPEAKER_06 46:15

No.

SPEAKER_11 46:17

Do you want to tell this was just a gang up on him?

SPEAKER_06 46:20

Oh, sorry. I'm just not a liar. Well, imagine I should have, Chris, and we could have gas lit him so hard.

SPEAKER_09 46:33

That would be so funny. All the time.

SPEAKER_06 46:37

Unfortunately, it is it's me.

SPEAKER_09 46:39

Chris, what's the answer that you have? For well, what's your answer for Taylor? What do you think Taylor would say? Harley.

SPEAKER_11 46:49

My answer is Harley. I think I should say Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 46:55

My answer for Taylor, what I think Taylor would say is Taylor.

SPEAKER_02 47:00

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 47:00

This one's gonna be very confusing because it's all our names. Taylor, Chris, what is your answer?

SPEAKER_06 47:09

Answer for Taylor?

SPEAKER_09 47:10

Oh, wait, wait, no. Our answer for Chris. Mine was Taylor.

SPEAKER_05 47:16

Mine was also Taylor.

SPEAKER_11 47:18

Okay. Jokes on you guys. I said Ryan Woods.

SPEAKER_09 47:24

And then your guys' answer for what I would say. Taylor.

SPEAKER_03 47:29

Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 47:30

Taylor. Unanimously, the real answer is Taylor.

SPEAKER_02 47:36

That's okay.

SPEAKER_09 47:38

If you could book any celebrity in the world as a hook and bridge podcast guest, who would you choose?

SPEAKER_02 47:48

Any celebrity, not musician, celebrity.

SPEAKER_11 47:52

Ooh.

unknown 47:55

Fuck.

SPEAKER_11 47:56

I want to pick someone who's not a celebrity musician, but fuck.

SPEAKER_06 47:59

Hang on, hang on. I can't remember their name. Hang on. I have I have a handful of celebrities.

SPEAKER_04 48:24

Harley, Harley, Harley.

SPEAKER_02 48:46

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_06 48:48

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_11 48:50

Sorry, I didn't break the silence. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_06 48:53

Guys, I'm so sorry. I literally cannot remember her name.

SPEAKER_09 48:59

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_00 49:01

I'm gonna have to.

SPEAKER_09 49:03

Hello?

SPEAKER_00 49:05

Hello? I'm gonna I I have to pivot. I have to pivot. No, I have to pivot. Pivot.

SPEAKER_06 49:15

Oh now I don't know who I want. Someone, someone told me what they put for me.

SPEAKER_11 49:21

Okay, Chris.

SPEAKER_09 49:23

You first. Posty Maloney.

SPEAKER_05 49:26

Oh, wait, that's a great answer.

SPEAKER_09 49:28

Great choice. I said some girly podcast thingy, probably the sip.

SPEAKER_01 49:38

Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_06 49:39

Yes. I was thinking, I cannot remember her name, but she's really, really, really funny, and she's a Marvel actress. And but I can't remember who she plays, but she's always with Hawkeye. But I literally cannot. It's a Black Widow. Is that what it is?

SPEAKER_11 49:54

Scarlett Johansson.

SPEAKER_06 49:55

Is it Scarlett Johansson? Yeah. She's really funny, right?

SPEAKER_09 49:59

Yeah. I I couldn't tell you.

SPEAKER_06 50:04

She's so funny. I'd be cracking up.

SPEAKER_09 50:06

I just watched Spider-Man recently for the first time ever.

SPEAKER_06 50:08

So that's there's so honestly, there's so many. Sorry, guys. That was so silent because I could not remember her name. There's so many.

SPEAKER_09 50:16

Taylor, what was your answer for Chris?

SPEAKER_06 50:18

I like the sip though.

SPEAKER_09 50:20

What was your answer for Chris?

SPEAKER_06 50:22

So I was. Was it Ryan Woods? It's no, I was so caught up.

SPEAKER_09 50:28

If Taylor was any sort of comedian, she would just write Ryan Woods for every answer.

SPEAKER_06 50:33

That's what I've been doing, but it's not Ryan Woods, it's God Boy. No, I got so caught up in trying to remember Scarlett Johansson's name that I forgot to write everybody else's.

SPEAKER_09 50:45

Okay, well, think of something real quick.

SPEAKER_06 50:48

Oh no, Ryan Woods. Ryan Woods. That's those are my that is my answer for Chris. All I know is Chris loves Ryan Woods.

SPEAKER_09 50:56

I originally wrote down Nick Fuentes. That should have been my answer. But I changed it to Tucker Carlson. Who? Because I know you and I listen.

SPEAKER_06 51:12

You know, you know who I'd really like to have on this show? You know who I'd really like to have on?

SPEAKER_09 51:18

That's really funny for like 35 people out there, just so you know.

SPEAKER_06 51:24

Do they have to be alive?

SPEAKER_09 51:26

No. I mean, well, technically I think so.

SPEAKER_11 51:29

I was gonna read it for Harley. But that would have been a lot of fun. So mine, the sex icon she is, Reba.

SPEAKER_09 51:43

Oh, you know, I I knew that. I knew that. You do love Reba. That makes sense. You sick of me some Reba.

SPEAKER_06 51:49

You seem like a Reba guy.

SPEAKER_09 51:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 51:53

Fucking amazing.

SPEAKER_06 51:55

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 51:56

What what do you guys got for me?

SPEAKER_06 52:00

Anybody to interview. Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_11 52:07

I will bring the baby oil.

SPEAKER_09 52:15

I like how we both went really funny for each other.

SPEAKER_06 52:21

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 52:22

So uh I chose Diddy for Harley.

SPEAKER_09 52:25

Yes, yes, yes.

SPEAKER_06 52:26

Yes. For listeners who who cannot see.

SPEAKER_09 52:29

I'm a big fan of his parties, not so much his music. Perfect. That's it.

SPEAKER_06 52:33

That's the only thing he's known for.

SPEAKER_09 52:38

Taylor, well, what's yours for me?

SPEAKER_00 52:41

Okay, so I have the obvious one.

SPEAKER_06 52:43

I I thought of two. I have the obvious one, which is AJR. It's kind of the whole reason we started the show, right? So it would feel crazy for you to not say AJR. However, also I was thinking about it. Jack Black.

SPEAKER_09 52:57

That would be pretty cool. That would be cool.

SPEAKER_06 52:59

That'd be pretty cool, right?

SPEAKER_09 53:00

I've been I've been I've been mistaken for him a lot in my life. Like in public.

SPEAKER_02 53:07

Which really weird.

SPEAKER_09 53:10

Like it more than once, which is weird. I did. So at one point I had it was like it was like down to here, and I had long hair, and I was at Target, and somebody was like, Holy shit, Jack Black. And I was like, What?

SPEAKER_00 53:28

Not I.

SPEAKER_09 53:29

Anyways, my actual answer was Craig Ferguson, guys. Oh shit, dude. Yes. Yeah. I love that man so much. I bet we could get him on.

SPEAKER_06 53:40

What's he doing?

SPEAKER_09 53:41

I I'm actually all right, peek behind the curtain in contact with his people right now. So that might be he was he was top of mind for me because I was just but he can only come on if Jeff also comes on. He doesn't have Jeff anymore. But he is doing a whole thing. He's promoting a book, he's promoting a handful of other stuff, and he's a vinyl collector. So we were talking about possibly having him on to promote some stuff and talk about his vinyl collection.

SPEAKER_05 54:13

Sick.

SPEAKER_09 54:13

But I don't want to commit to anything because I don't know yet. So which one of the three of us would survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse?

Zombies And The Best Music Decade

SPEAKER_05 54:38

Got it.

SPEAKER_09 54:39

It's another unanimous one, I think, at least in my opinion.

SPEAKER_00 54:43

But I could not agree more.

SPEAKER_09 54:46

Chris, what do you think Taylor's answer is?

SPEAKER_11 54:49

I think everybody said Chris.

unknown 54:51

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 54:51

Yeah, I said Chris.

SPEAKER_01 54:52

Everybody loves Chris. Yeah, Chris across the board.

SPEAKER_11 54:56

Chris across the board. Hopes of your laugh and she's like, you don't even fucking know. You mean the doomsday prepper of the show? Yeah. Cruise is gonna win. Let's just say I'm working on a full suit of armor for everyone in the house.

SPEAKER_02 55:12

Perfect.

SPEAKER_11 55:13

Like that is so dumb in all these zombie movies. Like, get some sheet metal, fashion you some armor, they can't bite you.

SPEAKER_01 55:22

Hello. Simple. Obviously.

SPEAKER_09 55:27

Which decade had the best music?

SPEAKER_06 55:39

This this could be hard for Chris. I'm not actually sure. I'm gonna go with what I think. That's the idea, right?

SPEAKER_09 56:08

Sorry, I was texting Lindsay.

SPEAKER_07 56:17

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 56:22

Chris, your answer for Taylor. Twenty twenties. Twenty twenties.

SPEAKER_06 56:28

Okay. You think I like pandemic music?

SPEAKER_09 56:32

I don't know. Twenty twenty. Honestly, I put two thousands. So like two thousand to two thousand and ten.

SPEAKER_06 56:44

So I I originally was going to put two thousands and just would accept any date in the 2000s. However, I did put 2010 to present. But I do love early. I I like you, I like your answer better. I think I like the 2000s to 2010.

SPEAKER_09 57:01

Yeah, but I think Chris Chris technically nailed it if that's what you put. I think that you love anything from 2000 to now. I don't think you love anything prior to that.

SPEAKER_06 57:13

Yes, yeah, 2000 now. Anything in the 2000s except pandemic music is crazy that that's what you put. Could have gone 2019, could have gone 2021.

SPEAKER_09 57:23

I don't know what you didn't get a graduation. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't know what you're talking about. Pandemic music, Taylor. Yeah, I don't know what you mean by that. Literally love music from the last six years. What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_06 57:34

I really do. I really do. I just wanted to let everyone know that I didn't have a graduation during the pandemic.

SPEAKER_09 57:39

Yeah, but like you love Sabrina Carpenter, you love Taylor Swift, you love Khaled. These are all people whose successes are in the last six years.

SPEAKER_06 57:49

Yeah, I agree. I I just meant 2020 just felt like a crazy date to you. Taylor, no, Taylor Swift. That's insane. Also, yeah, no, Sabrina Carpenter's been since I was in great.

SPEAKER_09 58:02

Anyways. Taylor, what's your answer for?

SPEAKER_06 58:06

You're both right. Oh, my answer for Chris, I put 80s.

SPEAKER_09 58:10

80s. Crazy. She doesn't know you at all. She really doesn't.

SPEAKER_06 58:14

I don't know you at all. Honestly, anything before the 2000s is all the same decade to me.

SPEAKER_11 58:18

So I put the 90s because 90s children. Anything between 90s and 2010. I have 90s written down. But you know, come to think of it. Anything to 2010 was was still it was it was a nice transition. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_09 58:38

Like but it progressively got worse.

SPEAKER_11 58:42

Yes. It to now where we're like mumble rappers and country music that's not country music, and you've got I can't really say shit about the alternative scene because there's in my opinion, there's no fine, like it's all blurred. You know what I mean? Like songs that have got a little bit of hip-hop metal. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_09 59:02

Like, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 59:04

It's hard to define. I say the 90s.

SPEAKER_09 59:07

The 90s for you. Yes, yeah. 90s rap, 90s RB, 90s hip-hop, 90s rock, 90s metal, 90s clutch. I mean, it's the 90s. You know what? What are your guys' answer for?

SPEAKER_11 59:26

I put the 80s for you. Really? I did. Interesting. Wow. I wrote 90s and then put an eight there because I was like, no. I'm a 90s kid all the way through and through.

SPEAKER_06 59:41

90s kid.

SPEAKER_09 59:43

Most of the music you talk about is older. Well, I think you think that it's older.

SPEAKER_06 59:49

But it's because we don't know music, Chris.

SPEAKER_09 59:52

I genuinely I genuinely think that it's because you're not as familiar with music as I am. So like Metallica popped off in the 90s. It was it was 89, is when they popped off. That's the 80s. Technically, but like 89. I know I know what you mean. No, no, I know what you mean. I know what you mean. But like Nirvana, the Toadies, Pearl Jam, Butthole Surfers, you name it. It's pretty much 90s for this guy. Matchbox 20.

SPEAKER_06 1:00:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:22

In sync, Backstreet Boys.

SPEAKER_11 1:00:25

Don't forget, dude. Don't forget the best of the 90s. Hansen.

SPEAKER_07 1:00:30

Hansen.

SPEAKER_09 1:00:33

Who else? Who else? I don't know. There's a bunch. We could go down the country rabbit hole, but. Anyways. Okay, this is a good one. If the Hook and Bridge podcast suddenly became massively successful and you could quit your regular job tomorrow, what's the first ridiculous thing that you would buy?

Ridiculous Purchases If We Get Famous

SPEAKER_11 1:01:00

Do we have a price limit here? Should we do that? I mean, like a yacht could be like Yeah, you're right.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:04

You're right. We really should do a price limit.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:06

Under a million dollars.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:08

Let's say a $100,000 purchase.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:10

Let's see. Look, you get a Spotify deal.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:13

Yeah, but let's say let's say a $100,000 purchase.

SPEAKER_11 1:01:17

I can't even pay my house off.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:19

No, no, no. This is like an item. It's a ridiculous thing. That's what it says. What's the first ridiculous thing you'd buy? So you can buy a pretty hefty ridiculous item for $100,000. Do you think it would cost that much to buy a gorilla to hunt?

unknown 1:01:37

No.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:37

I think it's going to cost a lot more, actually. A lot more?

SPEAKER_11 1:01:40

It's going to cost a lot more. A lot more. I wouldn't hunt more. Multi-millions. Peter, calm down. I love gorillas.

SPEAKER_06 1:01:48

Yeah, I can't think of anything that's like like a singular purchase.

SPEAKER_09 1:01:56

I'm going to be real with you. I think you could hunt a person for cheaper than a gorilla. Like I know that's not what we're talking about, but I do believe in my heart of hearts that hunting a human being is cheaper than hunting a gorilla.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:14

Yeah, I think you're probably right.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:16

I also think that hunting a dog is probably up there as far as like almost as expensive as hunting a gorilla.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:24

What? A dog?

SPEAKER_09 1:02:26

Yeah. Well, in America. In America.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:28

Yeah, but if you if you have the land.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:31

Yeah, don't do that.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:32

If you care about rules, you can just go get a dog from.

SPEAKER_09 1:02:35

No, no, no, no, no. No, I can't. I love puppies.

SPEAKER_11 1:02:38

Oh, me too. I can't believe you bring that up. What would I try hunting a dog?

SPEAKER_06 1:02:48

That owl dog, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_11 1:02:51

What would uh what would you purchase?

SPEAKER_09 1:02:54

Dude, this is hard. What would I well it it's the ridiculous part that's you know what I mean? Like there's plenty of things that I would buy for a hundred thousand dollars. But what's what I'm saying, like one ridiculous one ridiculous thing. Yeah. For a hundred thousand dollars.

SPEAKER_06 1:03:15

The one thing that I've always wanted to do, I guess. I don't think either of you are gonna get this.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:09

Tamar's the hardest one, honestly. Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:12

Dude, I agree. I don't even know if I believe my own answer.

SPEAKER_09 1:04:15

Okay, there we go.

SPEAKER_06 1:04:16

A hundred thousand dollars. Like, I can think of so many other things I'd rather buy. Like, I would buy a gajillion shoes, you know what I mean? But like just one singular purchase, I don't know.

SPEAKER_11 1:04:28

Okay. All right, I'm ready. My wife and I have talked about this. Every time the lottery gets big, we talk about things. Really? Yeah. You talk to your wife? What's that like? She kind of forces me to. She traps me in the car. She's like, Oh, hey, later I have to go to the store. I go, you have to go to the store, or are we going to the store? And she goes, We're going to the store.

unknown 1:05:00

Fuck.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:00

She's right here eyeballing. We just have passing glances, me and my wife. We we do the the like old town cowboy salute. We'll pass each other and go, ma'am. Ma'am.

SPEAKER_10 1:05:13

Some nice bosoms. Little dreepers, miss. You seen Dutch around these parts?

SPEAKER_11 1:05:27

Okay, so for Harley. Since I don't know shit. I put some guitar. I don't know. Ooh, that's a good choice.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:38

That's a good choice.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:39

I put Pokemon cards.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:42

That that is also a good choice. Those are both things that crossed my mind.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:48

What was your answer?

SPEAKER_09 1:05:50

The Batman zoo from the Dark Knight.

SPEAKER_06 1:05:54

You know what? No, that's fair.

SPEAKER_09 1:05:58

Can I change my answer? I was focused on the ridiculous part because I was like, Well, I would buy a guitar, but I would buy a guitar now, and I don't find that ridiculous. And then the Pokemon cards, I was like, Well, I would buy Pokemon cards, but I would buy specific Pokemon cards and I don't find that ridiculous. So I had to cross the brain of like, what is something ridiculous that when people come over, I have in like a case that I'm like, you see that? It's a hundred thousand dollar Batman suit. Oh, dude.

unknown 1:06:30

Fuck.

SPEAKER_11 1:06:30

See, I my answer for what I think other people think is ridiculous, but I think is a valid, usable person. You know, like no, I'm gonna use that.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:40

I really love my answer for the both of you. I don't think it's your answers, but I really love them, and I hope you get I I really want to change my answer now.

SPEAKER_06 1:06:49

I didn't even think of that as being well, no, I want to hear what everyone else says.

SPEAKER_09 1:06:54

My answer for you, Taylor, was a Barbie replica mini house. Wait, like you you can get like the mini houses that you live in, like the tiny house, like tiny home. But it's a Barbie house, but it's a Barbie house. Everything is plastic. Yeah, no, wait, because it's literally a miniature home, and everything is set. Up exactly like the Barbie dream house.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:24

The way that I could cry because you know how much I love Barbie is crazy. First of all, like the way I'm like, no, I could like sob right now. Secondly, I didn't even think of that as being an option, but I never wanted something more.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:39

Taylor, for you, I put helicopter.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:42

Okay.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:44

I mean, that is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:47

For me, for me, I put meet and greet with Matthew McConaughey.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:51

Gross. That's fucking dope.

SPEAKER_06 1:07:54

Yeah. But then, and but then I started thinking about it. Now I kind of want to buy a Komodo dragon.

SPEAKER_11 1:07:59

That is also ridiculous. You know what's super funny about that? Is right now my wife is fighting the great gyros on Monster Hunter, which is a big fucking Komodo dragon.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:10

Dude.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:13

But like I could see myself doing that also. Getting like an outlandish animal and just being like, You see that? That's a fucking kiwi from Australia. Or like I've got a kick rule of a leash. People are like, Why do you have a kiwi? And I'm like, why don't you?

SPEAKER_06 1:08:31

Or just like buying a singular beta fish, but giving it the most fantastic tank in the world, I think, would be really funny.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:39

No, yeah, this was ten dollars from Echo, but this this tank buying here, Lake Erie and wiping it clean and putting a single beta fish in there.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:50

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 1:08:53

Anyways, my answer for Chris was torn between two things. Either the ring from Lord of the Rings.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:04

Lord of the Rings.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:05

Or the suit from Fallout.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:10

Listen, when you said the Batman suit, I was like, fuck, I should change my answer. But like for $100,000, it has to be like kind of functional.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:20

Like obviously he's not running on fusion, you know, technology, but I was I was talking about the one from the Amazon series.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:31

Oh you mean oh you mean like from the set?

SPEAKER_09 1:09:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:34

Oh yeah, that'd be dope. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:36

Yeah. And then have it have it set up on like the racks, like a replica of the racks. Yeah, like it's hanging. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:09:44

That's sick. That's sick. I'll probably start. I'd probably hire some like crackpot to like build me a real one.

SPEAKER_09 1:09:50

Or like if you if you got the ring from Lord of the Rings and put it in like a glass case with like one of those like things where it like floats because of magnet magnetism with like the eye of Sauron on the bottom. Yeah, with like inscriptions that glow. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_08 1:10:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 1:10:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:13

I think Chris, I think you should get a replica and do that anyways. Like, that sounds so cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:20

No, no joke. I am nerdy enough that if like somebody got me a replica of the ring, I would wear it on a necklace. I absolutely would.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:28

Dude, check this shit out. So when I was a teenager, I for Christmas I got Risk, Lord of the Rings edition. It came with a fucking ring. Did you wear it? Did you wear it? God damn right I did. That's sick, dude.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:44

Um Taylor.

SPEAKER_06 1:10:48

Ryan Woods.

SPEAKER_09 1:10:50

There we go. I knew you. You're right now, motherfucker. Ryan bio.

SPEAKER_11 1:10:58

Girls, Ryan has to go outside. Take him outside.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:02

Like uh like Haley Baldwin did to Justin Bieber. They just bought him.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:07

So funny, dude. Okay, so my answer is a demilitarized tank. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:14

That does make sense. I almost wrote down a bunker, to be honest with you. But then I was like, that's not that's not ridiculous.

SPEAKER_11 1:11:21

That's not ridiculous. See, I think a tank, oh no, that's awesome. And probably wouldn't be a tank, it'd be more like an APC, you know, so I could fit the whole family inside.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:29

Yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:30

Yeah, and better gas mileage, honestly. Yeah, go a bit faster. You remember that episode of Family Guy where Peter buys a tank and then drives to the grocery store? No, but I can imagine he's just driving over cars. Why not? Instead, he was supposed to get mega car, but instead buys a tank and forces her to drive a tank. It's so funny.

SPEAKER_06 1:11:56

Oh no, that's so funny.

SPEAKER_09 1:11:59

You think we got time for two more?

SPEAKER_06 1:12:02

Yeah, yeah. Before we do that, I need to tell you I Friday at work, whenever my heart was going pitter-patter, you're supposed to like lay down flat and put your legs against a wall. So I did that, and the PT walked by and he thought I did a family guy fall. He thought I pulled a Peter Griffin. He was like, Are you okay? Because I don't know how you got in this position.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:24

Anywho, oh, Dylan, no shirt, no shoes. Come on over.

SPEAKER_05 1:12:32

That is Dylan's dad.

SPEAKER_11 1:12:34

Oh, sorry, Dylan's dad.

SPEAKER_09 1:12:38

Still saying this is a good one. If you could join any band and become an official member, which band would you choose?

SPEAKER_07 1:12:48

Oh any band?

Join Any Band And Blue Man Idea

SPEAKER_06 1:12:56

Any band. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:13:02

Wow. I'm gonna honestly I might be wrong.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:11

They have to be a band now. Not like you. Okay, has to be a band, not a person. Yeah, not a person. Has to be a band.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:19

So not Ryan Woods. Ryan Woods and Ryan Woods Jr.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:25

The Ryan Woods trio.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:27

The Ryan Woods trio. The Ryan Forrest, someone said.

SPEAKER_09 1:13:32

Ryan Woods, the a cappella group.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:35

Yes. Ryan Woods cover band.

SPEAKER_11 1:13:39

Ryan Woods Unchained.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:45

I don't know. Chris, who do you listen to? Can I just like can you just share your your Apple music with me real quick? Who would I join? That's a group?

SPEAKER_11 1:13:55

I put you as the same as me, Taylor. I figured we both should join them.

SPEAKER_06 1:13:59

Is that a cult? You might be right.

unknown 1:14:04

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:06

Mainly because it'd make you uncomfortable.

SPEAKER_05 1:14:09

Oh gosh.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:13

Chris is really hard for this one. Because I thought I I thought I knew ye, but it turns out I do not.

SPEAKER_11 1:14:21

Think of a band that offends everybody. They don't give a shit. They're douchebags. That's who I joined.

SPEAKER_00 1:14:34

The Zach Brown band.

SPEAKER_09 1:14:37

Damn it, he got me. Did did the guy die recently? No, that's a person. That's a purse. Offends everyone. All right. Okay. Y'all ready for this? Chris, what's your answer for Taylor?

SPEAKER_11 1:15:03

Hollywood undead.

SPEAKER_05 1:15:05

I don't know what that is.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:10

I don't know what that is. Also, not what I put for you.

SPEAKER_09 1:15:21

For Taylor, Metallica. Because supposedly they're your favorite band.

SPEAKER_00 1:15:28

So well, that's crazy because I put Matchbox 20. So you want me to scream sing?

SPEAKER_06 1:15:42

You know what? At one point in time, Metallica was my favorite band. At one point in time. That is not the case neither.

SPEAKER_11 1:15:49

Well, just because someone's your favorite doesn't mean that's who you want to join. Like yeah, it doesn't mean they're a fun time to hang out with.

SPEAKER_06 1:15:56

But I definitely put MASHBOX 20.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:00

Um, Taylor, what did you put down for Chris?

SPEAKER_06 1:16:04

Beastie Boys.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:08

In their prime? Yes.

SPEAKER_06 1:16:11

Because I didn't, I don't know anyone other than Ryan Woods that crystals it's too.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:17

See, I just don't care. Like I was gonna put down Pink Floyd for Harley, but I didn't.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:23

I I wrote ICP because I couldn't think of the other person that I thought of that was more offensive was David Allan Coe, and that's not a person, or that's not a band, it's a person.

SPEAKER_01 1:16:35

Wait, that's so funny. So I put ICP.

SPEAKER_11 1:16:39

Listen, listen. I don't know if I can do it with him because the makeup. I can't do the makeup. You can't do the makeup. I feel dirty. See, I chose Hollywood undead.

SPEAKER_09 1:16:49

You have no problem wearing makeup when you're in my office. That well. Shit, I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I mean, we usually scrub it off when we're done, but like, you know, we put on a good show.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:06

So for Harley, I put the blue man group. Dude.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:12

That'd be so cool. I love that so much. That'd be sick. Your thought is way better than my thought. I've always wanted to be a blue man. I can't play the drums though.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:24

My first thought was the wiggles.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:28

A veggie tails.

SPEAKER_11 1:17:31

That's fine, but I want to be Larry.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:36

Oh god.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:37

So good, dude. I would love to be the blue man group.

SPEAKER_06 1:17:40

Wait, that's so cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:42

Have I ever told you guys can I take back?

SPEAKER_06 1:17:44

Oh, sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:45

Have I ever told you guys that I reached out to them with an interview concept that I thought would be super fucking funny for this show?

SPEAKER_00 1:17:52

And they said no.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:53

They just never responded.

SPEAKER_00 1:17:55

That's so funny.

SPEAKER_09 1:17:56

Well, so everyone that listens, just so you're aware, if you didn't know this, the blue man group is like a bunch of people who are the blue men in different areas around the country. It's not just like there's not just like the blue man group, like there's a bunch of people who put on the outfit and be the blue man group all across the country. That's why they can play simultaneous events at the same time. So like there's like blue men all across the country. Does that make sense? So I had this idea of asking for one of the people who is an authorized blue man to sit in on an interview silently while I ask them questions. So it would be like I would ask a question and then they would just sit there in the blue man outfit and just stare at the camera because they don't talk. That's part of their whole thing.

SPEAKER_00 1:18:50

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 1:18:50

So I would be like, Oh, that's very interesting. You know what I mean? I thought that was so funny, but nobody ever responded.

SPEAKER_06 1:18:58

It goes against our NDA.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:02

Yeah, maybe.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:03

I put I put just happy to be here.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:07

Oh, that's a great choice. I would like to. That would be cool.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:12

I thought that'd be cool for you.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:14

Interestingly enough, I wrote down Matchbox 20.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:19

Honestly, now that we're talking about it, I want to change my answer to Here Come the Mummies. I want I want my jazz to show.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:24

That would also be fun. You would do great in the Here Come the Mummies.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:28

Thank you.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:28

Um, we got one more if you guys got time for it.

SPEAKER_06 1:19:32

Let's do it. We have to make it quick though, because I'm dying of heat exhaustion out here.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:36

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:19:41

Oh, I and I can't see out of my contacts.

SPEAKER_08 1:19:46

Some of these are really obvious.

SPEAKER_09 1:19:53

Okay, here's a good one to end on a nice note. So, just real quick, I just want to read through two of these that I was gonna pick, and then I realized the answers are pretty obvious. If the three of us went on a road trip together, who would be the first person to annoy everyone else? Obviously, the answer is Taylor.

Three Words For The Podcast

SPEAKER_09 1:20:11

Which one of us is most likely to accidentally say something on the podcast that has to be edited out? Obviously, that's Chris. So you said accidentally. No, that's not me.

SPEAKER_06 1:20:22

I said on purpose. That's true. Honestly, the accidentally would you be you, buddy.

SPEAKER_09 1:20:28

If you had to describe the hook and bridge podcast in three words, what three words would you choose? Oh and since we're running a little short on time, I say should we well no, let's just keep doing it how we've been doing it. We'll be fine.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:01

Oh, we could know the there's no way we're gonna guess the other three words the other person's gonna say.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:06

That's true.

SPEAKER_11 1:21:07

I was yeah, that's what I was thinking. Your answer is, Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:12

What's your answer?

SPEAKER_06 1:21:13

Hey, hang on, hang on. Oh, I haven't even thought of my answer. I wrote down an answer for Chris. I even thought of my own.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:20

Oh, well, write down, think of your answer.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:23

Okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:25

Chris, what was your answer?

SPEAKER_11 1:21:29

Big D energy. Ooh, I like it. I like it.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:34

Overcompensating, overcompensation.

SPEAKER_00 1:21:38

I got mine, Taylor.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:40

What's your answer?

SPEAKER_00 1:21:42

Guys being dudes.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:44

Yeah, I like that. I like that a lot.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:47

Can I say can I say what my answer was for Chris?

SPEAKER_09 1:21:50

Yeah, sure.

SPEAKER_06 1:21:51

Dumb, dumb, and dumber.

SPEAKER_09 1:21:55

Yeah. Who's dumber?

SPEAKER_06 1:21:59

Also, can I please say when I was writing that I put lowercase d's, but I put put them b's twice. And I said, Wow, that's crazy. Never mind.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:08

We know who never mind. We know who dumber is.

SPEAKER_01 1:22:13

I literally, I was like, Am I head broke?

SPEAKER_11 1:22:16

You just said it's hot out there. You got the pitter pattern.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:19

Pinter patter, fitter patter. Um music, friendship, laughs.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:28

Live, laugh, love. Are you not a Wisconsin?

SPEAKER_11 1:22:34

Disappointed in you, Harley.

SPEAKER_06 1:22:36

It's her kitchen and teal also.

SPEAKER_11 1:22:41

You gotta deal with Hallmark, don't you? Not Hallmark. Hallmark. Television series.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:49

What the hell is that show? What is that channel? Is it the Hallmark channel or the Lifetime channel?

SPEAKER_06 1:22:54

No, it's Hallmark Channel.

SPEAKER_09 1:22:56

Yeah. Yeah. Hallmark has all those cheesy Christmas movies that I love. I can't get enough of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:00

You can't get enough of them, dude. I fucking hate that.

SPEAKER_11 1:23:02

How about that? I love them.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:03

How about this instead? Nine hyphen. One down. Roman numeral two.

SPEAKER_00 1:23:13

Do you guys want to see my bicep?

SPEAKER_09 1:23:16

You want to see my bicep?

SPEAKER_11 1:23:21

I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. You guys want to see my gluteus maximus? Yes. Yes.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:29

Alright. This has been a long one, guys.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:32

This has been a long one. By 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:36

Hey, that's long. Taylor, that's above average to most people.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:42

I can't see out of my contacts.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:44

Crazy, dude. All day long. I just get a I get attacked over length all day long by everybody. It's it's stupid.

SPEAKER_06 1:23:54

It's Harley Hate Day.

SPEAKER_09 1:23:58

I'll have you know some people are happy with a 55-minute podcast.

SPEAKER_11 1:24:05

Listen, my Scoutmaster thinks it's fun.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:10

Devin. Taylor, sorry, go ahead.

SPEAKER_06 1:24:19

No, you're okay. Oh, you want me to close out?

SPEAKER_09 1:24:25

Well, yeah. What?

SPEAKER_06 1:24:30

All right, everybody. If you like this episode, go ahead and give it a big thumbs up. Subscribe and don't forget to Taylor, are you okay? Go ahead and give it a big thumbs up.

SPEAKER_09 1:24:41

You've been subscribed and you've been struck by a smooth. Subscribe to the YouTube. Subscribe. We are officially at 600 subscribers on YouTube.

SPEAKER_02 1:25:00

Yay.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:02

Yeah. Four days ago we were at 250.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:07

So pretty much who said what to make them subscribe.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:12

It's pretty awesome, guys.

SPEAKER_05 1:25:13

Are we gonna are we gonna catch a case or well?

SPEAKER_09 1:25:17

That's between Chris and his lawyer, but I think we're safe.

SPEAKER_01 1:25:21

Oh cool.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:22

I represent the Hook and Bridge podcast.

SPEAKER_11 1:25:25

Not myself. He does not. Edit that out. Cut that. These views are not held by me, they are held by showing the proposed.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:41

These views are held by Kanye and Harley Cornell. I'm just a spokesperson. Again, cut all of this. I won't. We all know I won't.

SPEAKER_06 1:25:51

Clip that.

SPEAKER_09 1:25:53

Alright, guys. As always, 321. Have fun.

SPEAKER_06 1:26:00

Monster trucks.

SPEAKER_11 1:26:01

Monster trucks. I thought you were gonna say the other M word. Have fun, motherfucker.

SPEAKER_09 1:26:09

Oh rolling dice. Have fun rolling dice. Yes. It's been real, everybody. See you later. Audio. Peace.